/swim/ - Swimming

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when?

Was wondering where the thread's at.

inshallah

medals in 9 hours kek

Heat is on right now.

>That fat nigger

AND THE HEAT GOES ON

Im in.

>Dat swimmer from Ethiopia tho

What the fuck is he? Looks like a extremely dark indian by his facial features.

the fuck that fat nigga doing at the olympics? lul

meme heat going on

Etiopian apparently
How the hell did he get into the Olympics?

Hey guys, I'm going to bed let me know how can mckevoy goes alright?

Good night fàm

The only fat guy in Ethipoia

the only buoyant guy

>that Ethiopian
The fucking fatass could barely stand on the platform holy shit.

>zimbabwe
>white

lel

>White man from Zimbabwe
Truly the meme heats

refugee alert

>really makes you think

What did the BBC commentator mean by this?

Oh my god, the technique on these guys.

>all these meme countries, mine included

The /swim/ commentators have been really GOAT tb h.

Why aren't watching ping pong? Your girls is playing right now against Best Korea.

>watching meme """""sports"""""

>losing to fucking Trinidad

this must be what americans feel when they lose to us

Yeah I agree, top notch bantz

>Putting chlorine water in your mouth

For what purpose?

well, those two aren't really your gold medal candidates though, are they?

I'd have to agree, Jamieson and Moorhouse are full of bants, called Efimova the russian doper Efidopa yesterday.

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Is Phelps autistic? Genuine question

Behave yourself Hungary. Based Siobhan going to end Hosszu tonight.

ADHD

kills the E coli in your stomach from swallowing regular water.

Well yeah, but still.. fucking Trinidad?

i think the weeds done permanent damage, his interview with the channel 7 guy yesterday was proof

Dubs say she comes second and cries

Siobahn a cute!

> Bjorn Hornikel
> Bjorn
> not Björn

It's 2016, Unicode is fucking everywhere! How hard is it to put an Umlaut in there?

magyar gypsy magic says she'll win with another WR

SCHOOLED

she looks like the chick from offspring

>seeded heat slower than the brit

To be fair, everyone seems awkward when interviewed by that guy. I feel like that interviewer has contagious autism.

Dubs say Hozzu will smile 1st place and Siobhan will be in tears 2nd place

when is he starting?

BEN PROUD

This guy is fucking quick and also aesthetic as fuck

>B. Proud

Really makes you think

Dubs say Hozzu will smile 1st place and break wr and Siobhan will be in tears 2nd place

C H A L M E R S

well she already won 2 golds after being known as a choker whining bitch for 4 years so whatever.

if I had to choose I'd rather see based one punch man beat Phelps

Already happened, heat 5. Not good.

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Dubs say she wins and Siobhan cries in 2nd place

sweden cucked agained

Will Russia EVER recover from that absolute bootyblasting last night?

Do the swimmers really loudmouth over how they perform against the evil russian doper?
everyone knows they are all roided up.

damn. german swimmers are truly terrible.

TWO FIRSTS LADS

DO >WE FINALLY HAVE A CHANCE HERE?

APOLOGIZE

>Aussies winning twice in a row

Pretty good.

Why not both. Also, it kind of sucks that she's pretty much our only guaranteed gold-tier athelete this year; everyone else just keeps choking

Dubs say Siobhan will lose against huzza and cry

>duncan scott
>an actual who

based

Nathan Adrian barely qualified in 16th.

So maybe?

dubs say the qt wins and doper cries

>Far
what did she mean by this?

dubs say british qt loses and cries

it's yours mate

unless caleb dressel decides to go super saiyan

yeah it's not looking good for you guys

How the fuck Huzzu manage to compete in every single swimming event?

Not at all suspicious

very clever I'm sure this will be posted in future humour threads.

>a roach
>doing the butterfly

well we have 3 meme sports (fencing, swimming and canoe), we already won in 2 and the third one didn't start yet
what's sad is we will get BTFO in water polo, our only non-meme sport

> More Hosszu

Ok fuck off seriously.

C'mon Aimee c:

>who is michael phelps

like burned earthenware

>austrian commentator subliminaly accusing hosszú of doping
still kind of a dick move

BUTTBLASTED

It's agreed that Japan = Korea > Not India > China > India right?

This swimming style is weird.

TWO FUCKING CAPS

Mack Horton vs. Drug Cheat part 2: aquatic bogaloo when?

Same with Michael phelps as well

Not at all suspicious and also he looks jewish hmm not suspicious at all

Butterfly is GOAT

Though unbelievably tiring.

in b4 Hosszu wins lol

Shit rivalry tb h. Sun Yang choked more than Horton won the 400m and the 1500m won't even be a competition between the two. Its the Chink vs the Italian.

just annoyed by poverty-tier "banter". as if hungarians are in any way less subhuman than syrians.

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>the city of (you)

DROPPED

thanks I've been working on this one for a few weeks, now that it has your approval I'm deffo gonna post it on r/Sup Forums

CONGRATS BULLIES YOUR PROBLEMATIC TOXICITY LITERALLY MADE HER VANISH INTO THIN AIR

hosszuresignslol

>you

aww.. atleast we still have Liliána. She is a qt

Hosszu BTFO

she's so fast I can't even see her on the screen, another gold in the bag lads

what happened? she's not in her lane?