Okay you crazy bastards

Okay you crazy bastards.
Its jake again, 3rd thread tonight
Backstory a couple days ago i messaged my friend from highschool on facebook and got my english teachers (from my senior year) number. Tonight we have jeopardized my job and my relationship with my outer family, now lets make my teacher from almost ten years ago make him wish he never had me
Op
Will
Deliver
Dubs decides

did you ever notice me playing with my baby dick in class? just curious!

blackmailed a student into giving it to me

fucking winrar kek

Dont worry about it. I just wanted someone to talk to tonight. I always felt we had a special connection but never said anything

Here we go

I am trying to commit suicide, and I heard if you cut the main artery that ties into your penis/scrotum, you will really bleed out well. The problem is, in the process, I accidentally cut a testicle out of my scrotum. Do you think it'll be ok if I just kind of wrap the testicle in the loose sack skin and maybe staple it 4 or 5 times? I also have neosporin that I'll put on it.

Fuck Niggers
-send nothing after this-

Both at one or op is a fucking pussy

Win

This thread is pointless. He has probably already blocked your number.

winrars

double winner

How tight is your asshole?

Lets pick this shit up

Are you fucking retarded? Why would he ask a question and then block him?

The scrote suicide one for fucks sake

i always thought you were kind of cute

Hey ya old shit bag I just wanted to say I always had a hard on about you. Don't worry how I got ur number just worry about how my big juicy cock is going to fit in that small tight butt hole of yours.

Have you ever made love to a man?

i wanna pay you to fuck me in the ass.

Well I wanted to tell you I always felt a connection with you. I was wondering if you felt the same

let me put the crabs in mistr crab

Yeah I was joking.

Really I was wondering what's up with you and how you're doing :)

You still in town?

The reverse you idiot.

Holy shit 4 dubs

winrar

I've wanted to confess my feelings for you for a long long time. I love you

DUDE DUBS

Tell him you fucked his wife with a dog dildo

Holy fuck this kek

ALMOST QUADS FUCK

OMG HE GOT TRIPS!! XD

Jesus Christ this is a dubs goldmine

I got 1000 dollars, 60 bottles of baby oil and a midget with a half-chub, you in?

Let's fuck tonite. I ride you tho. Meet you at White Castle baby.

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Have you heard, about the bird?

SHIT MAN U GOD DUBS!111one!!1eleven!!!1!!1 xDDddD

Kek

Nigga desetrves a bump

I always wanted to sharpen my pencil in your ass While whispering do you feel it Mr. Krebs ;)

I heard about your cancer. Let's buy an RV and cook meth.

I'm feeling really insecure about myself lately. Do you mind if we talk?

I got a 1000 bucks, 15 bottles of baby oil, and two midgets of a questionable gender, you in?

Private Pyle, what the fuck is that? A jelly donut?

Not gonna kill myself dude chill out I actually only wanted to fuck lmao

Are you Mr. Krabs retarded cousin? Do you make krebby petties?

good threads until now, but this seems fucking fake

picture of your dick

I'm getting anonymous strangers on the internet to tell me what to text, for their amusement

thanks for being a good sport. I love you

I jerked off the other guys in class and you didn't even notice.

I always felt we had a special bond and thought I could talk to you, Im feeling down

Yo waddup Krebs here

HELP! CALL MY MOM! SHE KNOWS I'M IN TROUBLE! PLEASE. THE FENTANYL IS TOO MUCH. I NEED TO BE SAVED BY YOUUUUUUUU. MY ONE TRUE MENTOR!

Roll

Because niggers will kill me if I don't get trips

I crave your dick. Ever since i set foot in your class i knew you were going to dick me out one day. I want your dick so badly that ive spent the past 10 years hunting you down. You are giving me that dick wether you wanter it or not.

You ever served in an infantry unit, son?

Am I gay if I like having intercourse with men who dress like women?

What time do you want me to come over ya old sick fuck. I know you watched me in class let me rub my dick on ur juciy ass. Fuck I'm gonna cum all over you baby.

kEK

Kek
Re roll

Wtf he's hot

FUCKING TOP KEK

DO IT FAGGOT

Roll

hey it geg

WIN

I always wanted your eyebrowss theyre so cute

Oh my god...winrar

Checked

Remember the time I raped Lina Anderson in the gym after school? She was a nigger, but you still gave me a high five. Remember?

roll

Damn Krebs looks like the most 90's dad

Curious if you are a girl or guy.

shit just got interesting

I'm really fucking nervous now like I can't even imagine doing this myself

Roll

Holy shit

Also I wanted your aproval becouse im going to get a sex change. Thanks for your opinion professor

I have a confession....I'm a pedi, and I have already fucked and killed 3 children. Please stop me by calling the cops...I need help

I'm a straight guy I just think he looks like a good teacher

Roll.

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nice get

Shouldn't an English teacher know the difference between then and than?

QUAD HOLY SHIT

Holy checked quads
Do it rn OP

wtf you're a faggot

You can't just skip the scrotum suicide one you fuckin dick

ass

lmao fuckin roll

QUUUUUUUUAAAADDDDSSS

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DICK PIC

after her boyfriend broke up with her, i pushed my sister into killing herself. It felt great.

Holy fck, quads!

He didnt