Okay you crazy bastards.
Its jake again, 3rd thread tonight
Backstory a couple days ago i messaged my friend from highschool on facebook and got my english teachers (from my senior year) number. Tonight we have jeopardized my job and my relationship with my outer family, now lets make my teacher from almost ten years ago make him wish he never had me
Op
Will
Deliver
Dubs decides
Okay you crazy bastards
did you ever notice me playing with my baby dick in class? just curious!
blackmailed a student into giving it to me
fucking winrar kek
Dont worry about it. I just wanted someone to talk to tonight. I always felt we had a special connection but never said anything
Here we go
I am trying to commit suicide, and I heard if you cut the main artery that ties into your penis/scrotum, you will really bleed out well. The problem is, in the process, I accidentally cut a testicle out of my scrotum. Do you think it'll be ok if I just kind of wrap the testicle in the loose sack skin and maybe staple it 4 or 5 times? I also have neosporin that I'll put on it.
Fuck Niggers
-send nothing after this-
Both at one or op is a fucking pussy
Win
This thread is pointless. He has probably already blocked your number.
winrars
double winner
How tight is your asshole?
Lets pick this shit up
Are you fucking retarded? Why would he ask a question and then block him?
The scrote suicide one for fucks sake
i always thought you were kind of cute
Hey ya old shit bag I just wanted to say I always had a hard on about you. Don't worry how I got ur number just worry about how my big juicy cock is going to fit in that small tight butt hole of yours.
Have you ever made love to a man?
i wanna pay you to fuck me in the ass.
Well I wanted to tell you I always felt a connection with you. I was wondering if you felt the same
let me put the crabs in mistr crab
Yeah I was joking.
Really I was wondering what's up with you and how you're doing :)
You still in town?
The reverse you idiot.
Holy shit 4 dubs
winrar
I've wanted to confess my feelings for you for a long long time. I love you
DUDE DUBS
Tell him you fucked his wife with a dog dildo
Holy fuck this kek
ALMOST QUADS FUCK
OMG HE GOT TRIPS!! XD
Jesus Christ this is a dubs goldmine
I got 1000 dollars, 60 bottles of baby oil and a midget with a half-chub, you in?
Let's fuck tonite. I ride you tho. Meet you at White Castle baby.
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Have you heard, about the bird?
SHIT MAN U GOD DUBS!111one!!1eleven!!!1!!1 xDDddD
Kek
Nigga desetrves a bump
I always wanted to sharpen my pencil in your ass While whispering do you feel it Mr. Krebs ;)
I heard about your cancer. Let's buy an RV and cook meth.
I'm feeling really insecure about myself lately. Do you mind if we talk?
I got a 1000 bucks, 15 bottles of baby oil, and two midgets of a questionable gender, you in?
Private Pyle, what the fuck is that? A jelly donut?
Not gonna kill myself dude chill out I actually only wanted to fuck lmao
Are you Mr. Krabs retarded cousin? Do you make krebby petties?
good threads until now, but this seems fucking fake
picture of your dick
I'm getting anonymous strangers on the internet to tell me what to text, for their amusement
thanks for being a good sport. I love you
I jerked off the other guys in class and you didn't even notice.
I always felt we had a special bond and thought I could talk to you, Im feeling down
Yo waddup Krebs here
HELP! CALL MY MOM! SHE KNOWS I'M IN TROUBLE! PLEASE. THE FENTANYL IS TOO MUCH. I NEED TO BE SAVED BY YOUUUUUUUU. MY ONE TRUE MENTOR!
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Because niggers will kill me if I don't get trips
I crave your dick. Ever since i set foot in your class i knew you were going to dick me out one day. I want your dick so badly that ive spent the past 10 years hunting you down. You are giving me that dick wether you wanter it or not.
You ever served in an infantry unit, son?
Am I gay if I like having intercourse with men who dress like women?
What time do you want me to come over ya old sick fuck. I know you watched me in class let me rub my dick on ur juciy ass. Fuck I'm gonna cum all over you baby.
kEK
Kek
Re roll
Wtf he's hot
FUCKING TOP KEK
DO IT FAGGOT
Roll
hey it geg
WIN
I always wanted your eyebrowss theyre so cute
Oh my god...winrar
Checked
Remember the time I raped Lina Anderson in the gym after school? She was a nigger, but you still gave me a high five. Remember?
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Damn Krebs looks like the most 90's dad
Curious if you are a girl or guy.
shit just got interesting
I'm really fucking nervous now like I can't even imagine doing this myself
Roll
Holy shit
Also I wanted your aproval becouse im going to get a sex change. Thanks for your opinion professor
I have a confession....I'm a pedi, and I have already fucked and killed 3 children. Please stop me by calling the cops...I need help
I'm a straight guy I just think he looks like a good teacher
Roll.
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nice get
Shouldn't an English teacher know the difference between then and than?
QUAD HOLY SHIT
Holy checked quads
Do it rn OP
wtf you're a faggot
You can't just skip the scrotum suicide one you fuckin dick
ass
lmao fuckin roll
QUUUUUUUUAAAADDDDSSS
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DICK PIC
after her boyfriend broke up with her, i pushed my sister into killing herself. It felt great.
Holy fck, quads!
He didnt