Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed ',:)

Other urls found in this thread:

logsoku.com/r/2ch.net/news4vip/1364653244/
youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk
youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

...

still here

Claimed
Any circle jerks I can join?

Bunch of lazy bastards, really.

Claimed

Goodnight, sleep well!

A-absolutely lewd...

>checked
>no 4s though

>This
Can't stand Hilary at all. So sick of stupid women voting for her just because they have the same gender. She's honestly a criminal.

here 4 u

one at my house later
thanks i guess

Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed

Yeah, I was quite the normalfag back in high school.

But time makes fools of us all.

Hail Hit... I mean hiya

Penny Claim
>But she's a woman too!
>But shes a fucking criminal and a lying whore
>Trump is cool af
>MUH GUNS >:C

Sup yall.

Neo clained

>Giving me more reasons to come to your house
Cmon tomoko stop teasing
You know how broke I am
Hey there

Calamity-masu'd

I'm off to sleep.

Heyo, how is everybody.
>Misaki claimed

Was playing leathal league

Sup

Pennz

Yo

Night

Pretty fine. You?

Smugger.
Whats gud nigga?
>I'm sad that my car doesn't have an aux jack.
I'd listen to the radio
>But the radio here sucks ass
So I set up a mini-speaker.

Claiming

Tired, but I'm pretty good!

The hardest part about work days - the wait to go home.

Claimed.

...

Oh yeah who gave me that Yasuna picture then reccomended I go on /c/ forgot to mention I have this
logsoku.com/r/2ch.net/news4vip/1364653244/

Pretty much is a Japen thread dedicated to KMB and there's a whole bunch of imgur links for pictures and shit along with even more threads to go on at the bottom

Is that best nichi

How good?

Fuck I can't contain myself

You're still a normie, my dude.

>But she's a women too!
>literally what does that have to do with politics
>"we came, we saw, we died haha :DDD"

>Trump is a heckin' cool dude, my dude
>"MUH GUNS" is right
I don't know why people are getting so upset about how he said if Hilary gets elected, we still have the second amendment
>he'srightyouknow.jpg

Yuuko is best girl in general~.

Hello people.

>Best idol claimed

Well I guess I'll be heading off early
>6:30 am
Night everyone

So, internet in planes is actually a thing!
Gardy claimed

Yeah
>I need muh guns
>How will I self defense without them?
Plus its fun going pew :^]

:^)

I guess so.

I drink pretty regularly with friends and am not a virgin.

Pretty normalfag shit to me.

>Naps are really really good.

Oh, hey! How's your flight so far?
My sister is preparing for a flight, and she's stressing about the size of a bag to take. Sounds stressful, honestly.

>6:30 AM
Goodness, go to bed.
And sleep well, while you're at it~.

Also WikiLeaks came out with some stuff showing documents about how he's going to fund scientists who will be working towards making anime real for us.
>pic very much related

You are forgiven for your sin.
also
>internet explorer filename

naps a best idea

They're not
>Tfw a cutie comes online just when I head off
Never lucky day

Lethal league. It gets really crazy

Weird. Im not a car guy but shouldn't all cars come with one just in case?

Sword lady

Hey thats really good to hear! Long day?

It gets VERY intense when the ball speed pics up

Yo

Night

Wew

Yup yup

So you are the NEW Yuuko huh?

I GET IT NOW, god I'm a fucking retard

Claim

Making lasagna edition

Yes.
>YES
>ALL MY VOTES
J is also voting for him so thats gud ^^
>It didn't take much to convince him cause he's a smart kid
>He saw Hillary was running and went.
>"Please God No. Not that, anything but that."
I laughed so hard.
I think its behind the radio
>But I don't wanna pull out the radio
>Plus its easier for me to use the speaker thingy.
Its fun anyway
>If I ever find the audiojack when I'm just fiddling around I'm gonna be mad
Its an '03 Blazer so I have no idea really, might just be a thing before its time or something.

M'hm, that's me! (・ω・)
You misspelled best, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

Did you make the meat yesterday?

Lasagna is good chit.

Homemade? Or out of a box?

She is a best, how goes it

Mercy has been good to me on this day

Did you play with anyone or online people? You gotta pic the croc

Hello

Sometimes that is.

Hey Smugs, how's the night?

Flights been pretty good so far, glad I can use internet
(Even if it was 20 USD)
Wooaaaah... hold up buddy, what did you get?

G'day

Personally, Mai > Mio > Yuuko > Nano > Sensei > Ehhh? > Tsundere-Gun-Chan > Sakamoto > stupid shitty loli bitch fuck this slut

I don't rank members here. Only their waifu.

I want to explode together with Megumin.

Scythe Woman

Bring me some

doors open to you

DAY-WALKER SCUM

Are you people really this autistic?

No u.

Yes

Are you really this new?

i really really really really really really really like this picture :)

I bet you're 15

I read your post and for the longest time I thought you were saying there were planes in the internet, like tiny little planes just kinda flyin along in the internetosphere. I...I don't even know anymore

M'hm!
It's going well, I suppose. What's going on with you?

That kid is future of America, and a good reason to be optimistic about it. Good shit.

I think it more like:
Yuuko = Mio > Nano > Mai > Ehhh? > Senpai > gun tsun > is sakamoto really anyone's husbando > overrated loli
Mai's funny and all, but she kinda just seems like the generic quiet anime character with a few silly jokes.

you
o
u

You sound sleep deprived or something, kek

you think we are autistic? try going to a furry thread; or even worse: a fluffy-abuse thread....

youtube.com/watch?v=Svs0w_GikQ4


gtfo nigger

A+

Yuuko pls

Bought some fresh meat today

Out of the box, its fukken almost 12am, aint got time to make the real one

lolno

did you ever see that pic that one guy made you?

FUCK I READ THAT WRONG
Thought you meant AUTOjack. Bit AUDIOjack!

Nah fam. The dude with the stick is great. Played it with regard before he went to bed

Pretty alright. Fucking lethal league tho

Aloha

Gaming gril

I think so. How 2 fix kt annoonymouse?!?a xD

I still have some can of of ravioli if you want any

>implying

If this is quints, Cirno is the strongest waifu of all time!

IF

>shinoa

...

Eyy sexy ;^)

lol yeah it was a trashcan.

It's THE Best Swordsman. Wish I could say the same in general heh, can't get her down. Pull some sick plays?

Good to hear. Never heard of this, sounds like a deadly Rocket League

I said I bet, I wasn't implying anything.

Yuno please I'm hungry

What're you up to?

Trippy :^)
well, I'm glad you understand the meaning now?

you're eating us out of house and home GARFIELF

kek, not good?

Yeah. Him and K are gonna be a good future for this country.
>K gonna learn how to pew pew real gud and be America.
KEK.
Nah
>Mfw no Audiojack
>RIP.
Kek.
Off by two~

Mai's constant trolling made me like her more than Yuuko. I just put Sakamoto in there to show how much I honestly hated Hakase.

Ok... I don't see what difference that makes, but even out of the box lasagna is usually good.

I'm not sleep deprived I only got 3 hours yesterday totally a ok

>Internetosphere
holy fuck

I'm hungry too nigga, I haven't eaten all day!

I ate those food
*brub*

>stellar claim

I understand completely now hehe, where you be flying too if I may ask

UGH.

>i still have a can of ravioli if you want any

damn son.

no it was a drawing of a trashcan, but at least user had a sense of humor.

that's how implying works, you don't state it directly; you imply it.

O bb ;^)
How yer doin'?

Jesus youre faster than usual. It's not. Its like wall ball

Laying in bed. Played lethal league and wew

My fault dude lol. Rip

Lil ship

Can't you spare me a nibble??

Not much, staying up when i shouldnt be. So about the usual. Hows your day/night been?

>not playing the croc
Shame smug. The dude with the big deadmouse head?
Who's that?

Yea, i didnt lose a single game with her today. Feels good to be a mercy main. My zenyatta is so close to passing my lucio hours and life will be great.

Wut

The box one is premade,excuse me I had a bid of pride when it comes to cooking.. I usually make homemade but if Im really hungry I'll sucker up for box

You look like a starship

Ugh fine..

Cute

Flying back to Dublin, getting done with my holiday in 'murica.

I just got done playing Rocket League with friends.

Thanks!
>takes small bite
Delicious!

Lil' smug

I'm a fucking starship~

I don't know how to feel about that

Some guy must have linked wrong drawing, here is the drawing he made for you

No, I get that. I'm the same way. I like to cook, but sometimes laziness wins.

Oh I hope you enjoyed it over here, where did you go to in the US

i love my country
i do toy review and take toy back to store when done
i make net profit of many u.s d's
the police haven't discovered my expired visa yet lmao this country is casual mode

Yeah, I can see that. I like Yuuko more because of how energetic and dumb she is sometimes. Although I disagree, you're opinion isn't complete shit. (・ω・)
I thought Hakase was cute in the trash moe blob way, but her character is annoying tbqh

GARFIELF YOU FAT CAT. YOU ARE SO BIG AND FAT. WHY ARE YOU SO FAT?

Same, not that I have any responsibilities though. Pretty cozy, actually!

i eat, jon
it's what i do

thinkin bout u bby ;^)
Feel happy, I appreciate your waifu.