>Fuck you burgers, where's REAL strams? Ask a bong or nazi user, alot more popular in their countries.
>WTF is jumping, is it like that cross-country yesterday? Not really, cross-country is more going through terrain and obstacles. Jumping is about jumping over high obstacles in an arena.
>Who is good in this sport? Usually german dominate all equestrian. France just won gold in Team Equestrian though.
>If this is safer then cross-country, how come still high chance of rider dying?
Horses tend to do something call a refusal, where they refuse to do a jump. Imagine doing this last split second and lawn darting their rider. Also horse could always fuck up the landing and flip over on top of their rider (these horses are 1200+lbs warmblood breeds).
>is an horse an athlete? neigh
Femanons pls be civil. Don't bring your cattiness into this topic.
Dominic James
Event/Coverage starts in 10 minutes.
Carson Garcia
always wonder why horses bother with sport desu
Brayden Collins
If Jung doesn't fuck this up we'll have an ez gold
Benjamin Gonzalez
Is an horse an athlete?
Jaxson Morris
I hope the riders got their dose of proteins before the ride
Parker Price
Yes
Charles Nguyen
Do horses also receive medals?
James Johnson
Do Mexicans treat their animals nicely?
Isaiah Hill
They do it for free
Justin Ross
So how does this work? Is it about the fastest time and then added penalties from clipping obstacles?
Jeremiah Ortiz
Exactly. Added penalties per second beyond a certain time.
Christopher Morales
Starting!
Ayden Bailey
Thanks. Does the horse memorise the track?
Nicholas Stewart
Belg just finished.
Jack Carter
How is this considered a sport? No bantz just want to understand.
Ian Murphy
Italy up.
Alexander Roberts
Because horses are athletes
Aaron Gomez
fuck i have to work and it just started too. i'll check back on this thread in 11 hours to get the news, .webms and .gifs, and see who wins please dont lie about who wins
Logan Bell
Nope, riders have walked the course beforehand though.
Jason Hall
Netherlands up.
As a person who recently got into horse riding and care, and helping with beginner classes all the time, i can't really describe it fairly til you get on top of a horse and try to control it.
Ethan Hernandez
literally what? What does the rider do? Is there a skill to this? It seems like i can just jump on a horse and be a olympic athlete if i have a good horse...
Easton Morris
Brazil up.
Grayson King
do the horses get drug tested?
Levi Reyes
HORSES ARE FUCKING ATHLETES!!!!!
Hudson Richardson
Aussie Yes actually
Charles Edwards
>tfw no horse gf
Wyatt Williams
Do the horses get punished after fucking up?
James Reyes
strayan ones get turned into meat pies
Juan Lewis
JAPAN UP
Jaxson Cox
Why don't people ever ride cows?
Noah King
Dutch up.
Slow, rough rides, non responsive, etc.
Jacob Phillips
Thank you based burgerbro for these threads, much love
Ethan Reed
Just awful.
Luis Bennett
>applauding after the horse fucked up multiple times
>most british sport in existence >top tier horses to ride >can't even medal
JUST
Austin Foster
>horses in the olympics
Dylan Bailey
horses are haram
Jeremiah Cruz
Yes.
Jackson Torres
Aussie up
Jeremiah Stewart
HALE BOB OLD
Jonathan Richardson
Top tier nazi up.
Charles Martin
do the horses stay at the athlete's village?
Lincoln Collins
these names are terrible
Easton Lewis
good run
Samuel Torres
Top tier fuck up nazi.
Noah Reed
Do all athletes need to participate in all three events (cross country, drassage, and jumping), or are medals awarded for individual events as well as overall?
Mason Collins
shes cute
Juan Cook
France up.
No idea, ask a bong. Its their sport/riding dicipline/English.
Jason Torres
Ireland up
John Jenkins
you know there are some blonde white girls who think the big black BBC cock is too small, so horses are the next big thing :^)
Christian Gutierrez
Does the horse apologize after screwing up?
Julian Howard
>Brazil in charge of rich people sports
Chase Evans
SUMMON UP THE BLOOD
holy shit thats an edgy name for a horse, Brazil
Dominic White
Brazil up.
They're too busy thinking about food.
Liam Watson
they should put up what country the horse is from
Ian Reyes
JUST
Cameron Robinson
Supreme choker kiwi up.
Brayden Flores
kiwi horse is elite
Juan Brown
Kiwi didn't choke this time.
Kayden Brown
>Elite >only does well in the last jump event of the day that doesn't matter
OK
Asher Long
Post medals standings pls
Robert Williams
Layton is up
Carson Campbell
Canada up.
Cooper Turner
Question: Why do the horses sometimes refuse some jumps in cross-country but are always happy to oblige in main jumping?
Jordan Harris
France up.
Alot more for horse to worried about. Scary objects, nervous rider, screaming people, etc. etc.
Liam Cook
cross-country is harder and not so fun
Alexander Smith
China up
Thomas Gray
any of these horses been to the olympics before?
Jackson Scott
USA UP
Jace Davis
yes
Josiah Green
So can we all agree that London had the best designs? These brazilian ones are shit. One of them is just a purple wall....
Ian Allen
BURGERMEISTER WAY TOO FAT
RIP
Ethan Bailey
Horses actually really hate it when people clap and cheer. That's to taunt them for doing poorly.
Matthew Carter
Aussie up
Charles Flores
Is dressing up required for this sport? What is the point of these jackets and ties?
Jose Moore
E L I T E L I T E
Dominic Baker
Great run aussie.
Definitely for looks. Blame the English/European nobility.
Christian Ross
New Zealand up.
Grayson Wright
TOP TIER USA
John Cooper
pls win gold brave Michael Jung.
Jose Morgan
Current standings.
Chase Bell
>Australia BTFO
Jackson Walker
Aussie up
OH GOD HE FUCKED UP HE FUCKED UP AUSSIES IN CHARGE OF NOT CHOKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Robert Butler
BURTON
B T F O
Chase Torres
Dutton confirmed at least bronze
Jose Scott
>6 years ago >high school senior English class >teacher has equestrian photos plastered around her classroom >has a horsey desktop background >everyone calls her "crazy horse lady" >stay after school one day to make up an assignment >ask her about the horses ..... >her brother was an avid horse riders >got to judge Equestrian at '96 Atlanta Olympics >couple years later died by falling off of horse >he was only 37 Right in the feels
