Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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>Wake up to news of earthquake in middle italy.
Neat.
still here
I'll ask again, what happened while i was gone?
pic related
Claimed
(Yuuko)
That does sound pretty good, what kind of chips is the real question. I just drink sweet tea, none of the fancy ones. Ive heard earl grey is really good though.
(SMUG)
But smug, you are swole. Why be a little guy when you can be a thicc gator?
(BEST)
>not on my overwatch, hes my disgusting weeb
pic related to both.
I get what you mean, for some reason it feels like people are playing worse than the lvl 80s.
Tfw im excited for genji nerfs but you and akiko are gonna be sad
Na no way they're real Texans
If they are then they are a huge disgrace and should move out immediately
You were sleeping?
Love for a waifu is the purest form of love.
You guys are patricians.
BEST vampire
kek
I agree.
;-;
Alright then, sleep well~
Pretty much the same here
>you silver tongue :^)
That doesn't look like Dio.
Claimed, see ya guys.
Claimed.
Yes, I just woke up.
I live in North-Italy anyways, kek.
Thank you spidey.
QOTT: What is a Anime that you really liked and would suggest to others?
Post an Image with the title in it. Feel free to insult but contribute.
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anne happy was fucking great super cute and funny.
>shino
Tits out for Moses.
Please pick up your trash on the way out. Thanks!
lasaga a lewd
Looking into it, I don't know if that was true.
I hope they do release more manga chapters!
try me, boiii
still here 4 u
Rip
>megumin
Thank ya kindly :(
>maki
Wait till the speed get to a hundred. The REAL fun starts there
Im not swol yet!
Thank ya
Bye bye
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Tomoko-user here. Outlaw Star is an 11/10 anime.
shitposting incoming
Hello guys
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>TOWER OF DRUAGA
In all caps because it's that good.
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Ciao, mia bella! You're near Trieste, right?
I can make you a lewd lasaga if you'd like.
Odie in middle :^)
>Nichijou
Of course I would recommend the anime my waifu's from. It's pretty good, watch it if you haven't.
Or, y'know, don't. Some people don't find it that funny. The mango's good too.
What part do you live in?
Seems a large portion of us are from Texas
You're not missing much
Oh, thought the quake woke you up
Mirai Nikki
Anyone disgree and tires to insult oughta fuck off
Throw dem hands then
Night
Kill La Kill i suppose.
Or you could leave Odie out of it and it could just be us. :^)
what's your address then
huh
boi, i will kick you
into
ORBIT
you stupid mutt
I'm gonna be late for my submarine race, bollocks.
Mirai Nikki is terrible, Nigger.
wew wew warm lasaga everywhere
Most I will say is San Antonio
Space Dandy
>Yasuna knows best
Alright, its time for me to roll out of here, gotta pick up family from the airport in a few hours. Goodnight
>Ciao, mia bella! You're near Trieste, right?
Yup.
Earthquake was in Lazio, pretty close to Rome from what I'm seeing.
>Oh, thought the quake woke you up
Naah.
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1 Off
Yeah it's not my day.
Nighter night samuri man
>Kachow
you could eat the lasaga off of my body
onii-chan desu ~
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Another or Galaxy Angel.
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It was in the heat of the moment, not my greatest work. Right? Just sick of dealing with it, every match we're getting pushed back or dicked into oblivion. Although it's usually the payloads where this happens more.
Already bracing for it, first my McCree now my Green Cyborg Ninja Man. See ya around man.
Only way to spend the night, chilling.
>Funny, been told that before. Must mean it's true :^)
>Maximum overdrive
Sleep well my man.
Not cool ass blaster. Remove thyself from this thread.
Ew pervert!
Disgusting but hot at the same time i want more.
Id like to throw this one in too. As its one of my other favorites
gugure kokkuri-san
>shino
Feel free to post more then one.
No one mentioned bocu no pico nice
>Checked
12735 bluffview drive
Lets go nigga Im waiting
Fuck off cheeki cunt
Hmm you're quite away from me
Kokkuri-san is great.
Glad you didn't get any. What was the magnitude of the quake?
Oh my.
Only if you were thoroughly washed
onii-chan baka desu senpai~
No problem at all
I figured
Exactly, nothing beats a calm night with some music
>then you truly are my EVA :^)
Kyouko is #1 waifu.
>Posts lewd image
M'hm~. (・ω・)
i bet that's your old house or something
boi, you better not be trying to bamboozle the bamboozler
you also better buy a spacesuit for when i kick you into orbit, you stupid mutt
You could wash me~. :^)
moshi moshi kawaii baka desu~
Kyouko makes my heart go doki doki.
Nico Nico Nii~
I'll make your heart go Nico Nico Nii
spiderman participating in the thread without spamming
what the fuck
hey gardevoir
Im waiting nigga
My heart.. are you a heartless??
*Unsheaths keyblade*
Dude The manga is Huge so good.
I love it.
>What was the magnitude of the quake?
6.2, apparently.
Well thank you guys.
kokkuri-san is probably my favorite animu right now, extremely fun to watch
wash your back without hands :^^^^^)
kawaii onee baka chan onii senpai doki doki~
Haiyooo tomato
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This is the second time I dream about being unquenchably thirsty. I woke up and drank 3 cups of water on the spot.
I always participate.
It's some of the other spidermen that just shitpost.
Nico Nico Nii~
Home now. Well, I didnt know it would rain today. Rain riding sucks.
im not a tomato
are you still thirsty
Why do people make this stuff? it's utterly repulsive.
She's a cute.
This Spidey seems very intelligent, and is likely spamming another thread.
Hmm squid girl problems?
Ok legit question; Japanese cartoon make penis go straight, am I faggot?
oh my goodness
Yes
Akeno CLAIM
Because when you sleep, you got to an alternate dimension and have sex with Ika, and when you wake up you're dehydrated from all the salt.
10/10 would rape
HOW IS EVERBODY DOING.
IM DOING FINE
>so much lewd
The butthole hair is a nice addition. I wish more artist would pay attention to the small yet important details.
No problem.
No! I don't even know what that means!
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That's me! Nico Nii at your service
Thank you very much love
Imma see you guys later, gotta get up early for somethin tomorrow
Nighter nights
>Kachow to all and Kachow a good night
Couldn't agree more, soothes the soul.
>I play my roles well :^)
A cute. What are you up to?
Doesnt aussieland just rain randomly?
I have no idea what I said either, ignore that
Cirno claimed
>rape
No lewd bullying Yuuko. :^(
i'm not complaining (・ω・)
Yes but it's warm water and I don't want warm water. We got some soda but it's frozen.
Kek, nah I don't think so. All I remember in my dream was that I was in a dark classroom, leave the room to a water fountain, drink and come back, and then repeat that for like 5 more times each time being different. I remember one time I got a mosquito biting me and I couldn't kill it. It felt like a needle stabbing me endlessly.
Nah, read above. I would never have sex or lewd up Ika either.
I guess I'm good.
btw, did Sherlock ever come back with that pic he said he'd make me?
also, GET.
But mainly the first thing.
>11 PM, just waking up
>gently kiss my waifu so I don't wake her up
>manage to roll out of bed with moms help
>crush several piss bottles in the process, none of which are covered with lids
>covered in piss
>mom hasn't changed my adult diaper since last Monday
>waddle over to my computer and press my ass firmly against 300 dollar gaming chair mom got to
>load up Sup Forums and claim my waifu
>look back and see mom deliver a tray of Tyson brand chicken nuggets and coke through the doggy door
>waddle through my basement to retrieve my delicious treats
>trip over anime dolls and shit jugs
>can't possibly lift my 400 pound frame unassisted
>yell for mommy
>blast at least 40 Fluid ounces of black and green diarrhea out of my unshowered asshole into my already dirty diaper
>tfw I post in these threads every day
Pretty much.
Yikes, a 6.2?! Did any cities take any serious damage?
I guess you could call that, a POST-wet dream :^^)
Oh, otay. Sorry for the mistake tomoko
No, enough with The Chit Chat
let's get some grub going :^^^)
Not normally. It is getting into spring now so the rain is more spontaneous. But it was sunny an hour ago.
fuck... are you for fucking real...
who GOT, then?
Watch it be something stupid, like "Sharpie in pooper" or on a vape/pot thread...
so uh whats up
It is you indeed~
Doing fine, love?
Exactly! and some classical music or even game OST are really godly~
>Yes, I saw that :^)
What do you guys prefer butts or boobs?
I'm very partial to butts. I'm fine with a variety of boob sizes, i just don't like em too big.
>spring
But next month is fall
Disgaea
Mirai Nikki
Final Fantasy Unlimited
To Love Ru
To Heart
Tokyo Ghoul
Tokko
W Wish
Working!!
Zombie Loan