We pretend it's a normal day in Columbine High school until Trips are rolled

We pretend it's a normal day in Columbine High school until Trips are rolled

No
Fuck you and your obsession with post numbers, autistic fuck.

Man...I forgot my study guide...anybody got an extra?

were those gunshots

Yeah here take mine!

>triggered this hard

you should have been shot in kindergarden

may i use the bathroom?

Im blue babadeebabdbapa

That's not how you spell kindergarten.

Man...my sister was sick today, too bad for her! I heard we were gonna have pizza today

it was intentional

Of course you may!

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anyone want to pick on the newfags ?

Kek

Another sunny day at Columbine

Sir Timmy keeps talking about "newfags" again!

Who's excited about the PS2?

Hey guys, has anyone seen Dylan and Eric? Those faggots must've skipped school

Think I'll just do a little homework in the library

Hey has anybody seen Eric or Dylan? I heard they were pretty upset about somthing..

I need to study in the library this morning.

Damn, i was late to class and missed out on some homework, anyone got a copy to share?

Can I come too? I always feel safe in the library

Probably should go to the cafeteria too

Don't worry I got you covered!

hurrr durrrr im a newfag lmao

Donnie called them a couple of peter puffers the other day. They were PISSED.

Those two homos are probably out back blowing each other.

Going home early, you guys. I'm sick.
See ya tomorrow.

Is it still a crime if I don't know she's underage?

how do i reply to certan people

What's a Peter puffer? Sounds dirty...

Who wants to go smoke this before first period?

Does anyone have an extra pencil?

We can tell.

Who needs anything from the cafeteria guys in the library?

bumperino

Ayo this cafeteria food is shit I hope someone detonates a bomb in here you feel cuz?

gee I sure am happy I came to school today

hahahaha fuck i hate those guys fucking weirdos

*gets texted*

"don't go to school today"

*reads book quietly*

oh no

I don't need anything thanks, but what the fuck was that weird ticking going on in there?

only if she told otherwise i think

Also make sure to wear your White hats boys!

me too i love math class

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit

> oh no

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

Thanks man, you're moms in the clear btw I told her I was 18.

sort of winrar

O SHI-

get the fuck out of here cunt

Anyone feel like smoking by my car at lunch?

>inb4 summerfags

Did you guys hear something?

Should I panic more or less?

Holy shit bombs went off in the cafeteria!!!!

What a great day to be a jock and high-school bully

AH, fuck! They fuckin shot me!!
Ah shit... I'm so tired..

Hey dude. You can't bring that paintball gun to school

me

It begins now

GUYS WAS THAT GUNSHOTS?

FUCK GET DOWN! THEY HAVE WEAPONS SHOTS FIRED!

Anyone seen Rachel? She blew me in the parking lot earlier

HES GOT A GUN

Oh shit were those gun shots?!

I HEARD IT TOO WHATS GOING ON

EVERYONE ALWAYS BULLIED ME TIME TO DIE YOU CUNTS

Oo o yeah (fucking hot fem ped teacher in the janitor room)

GET UNDER A FUCKIN DESK STACY YOU STUPID BITCH

>Dope rhymes dropping like bombs

Whyd you guys think they did it

hugs

IF DUBS I SURVIVE

>PEACE OUT NIGGROS THIS SCHOOL WAS GAY ANYHOW

I'm ded :(

Oh, boy! Can't wait to get to the library and play Yu-Gi-Oh during lunch break with the guys!

Roll for school shooting

hug my 9mm Chad

I DONT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN

GET TO THE LIBRARY

no prob-

OHSHI-

Close

most of us will

*Pulls out Glock 18 and fires back at shooters*

Thank God for the second Amendment.

Don't worry life fucked you.

(op here when trips are rolled again they kill themselves)

ARE THOSE GUNSHOTS

We have dubs we have a survivor here!

pumped up kicks

guys i just wanna reply

No some asshole probably just brough fireworks

Second survivor here.

oh look here comes eric and dylan. hey, why do they carry guns ohfu-

Yup, that in no way enabled the shooters to have such fantastic access to weapons

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