Waifu claiming thread!
Previously on /waifu/: Da rules:
>rules
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>trips or more if you want shit to happen
>more rules
>pretend all this is legal
> RP and ERP = BIG NO NO
>even more rules
>discuss a stuff because why not
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>don't poke the badger
>most importantly
PANIC!
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So is this slut gonna show her tits or am I gonna have to go to
That was quick bake.
>jenny claimed
PANIC?!
Claimed.
>pretty much most iconic one ain't it?
I believe that would be gourmet race.
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It was early as fuck.
...
I'm fast as fuck boi
>THE BADGERS HAVE COME FOR US ALL
...
lmfao!!!!
If you actually watch it, you can almost hear a jackhammer when Piccolo drills Vegeta in the ass. Fucking hilarious
Fair enough
Glad I could be of service.
>This one time... at band camp XD
Also, Cirno claim again
Not early. Hanako was waiting.
No, the timing was good.
>mushroom mushroom
Claiming best girl Akiko
>Doll
Woke up not too long ago and am now rehearsing courses. Not much excitement for me.
How are you Doll?
That pic fits the filename so well
>Rory
>Cirno
Yea there was a thread once where for a good while every post was either dubs, higher or one off
>Best blush
Mine is almost completely reversed. i go to sleep at around 8-10 am and get up at 5pm.
I haven't tried fixing it yet
>Yuno
If autism levels are under 9000, post results
>Saber
Night Saber
As always.
Insomnia is a jerk edition.
turns out it was an early bake.
>nui
>18/07/41
OP
>18/07/26
nice try early baker
REEEEEEEEE
At The Disco.
Still here
Akeno claimed :3
(03:07:26)
(03:07:41)
It was early.
>PANIC!
!?!?!?!!?
>No, the timing was good.
It wasn't.
Thread made before image limit is still early, even if it gets linked after the image cap hits.
Meh.
Claimed
IM ONLY GOING TO GET 5 HOURS OF SLEEP! IM FUCKED!
Gonna be autistic either way
.....badgers?
Hey, that's my normal schedule! We're so much alike.
Ayyyy Breeki.
RIP
Fleenstones!?
Nico claimed before I head out, i'll see yall later
>dubs
/WAIFU/ MAGIC!!!
czeched
I was right on the image limit guys. C'mon.
We should play again
Man, there's just no pleasing you guys...
>POSSESSED AND INVISIBLE BADGERS
Just post your tits already.
like always?
bake on time, then i'll be pleased
THEY'LL DESTROY US ALL
DESTROY US ALL
>DESTROY US ALL
destroy us all...
Meh.
Is it insomnia or just an internet connection?
>At The Disco.
Fucking just...
Then we'll all have a good laugh and then forget about it
Can't be a coincidence now can it?
Bye Nico
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
My league client is having a bitch at me and freezing up as I open it.
Cheeki, what's up?
I saw the opportunity and I took it. See ya cutie.
Fine, I'll get the noose ready.
Tried to sleep for about an hour. Now i'm internetting.
She's a fembot... but she still has NUTS!!!
▲▲▲▲▲
ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!
(lol, because nuts and bolts... brb, kms for a sec)
Not now. Maybe in the future.
No no, you don't have to. I laughed.
Doll claimed.
Makoto
Warships? Know nothing about it. Why not use the free xp if you're going to use it at some point anyway?
Makerel
About 9 am. What about where you are?
What happened with your day then?
Pretty good, still a little groggy. Your game design course right?
I know right, I have this one too.
When is it not?
sunny
>PANIC!
Of course I'm panicking! I shouldn't be awake right now, I have important stuff to get done today!
remember to use piano wire!
>feed her peanut butter
>give her some extra nut
she's the only good thing to come out that film
Good claim.
>HOW?!
Hmmm, I don't think it can be.
Not much, just woke up. Kinda hungry.
>Do I heat up a burger
>Or do I reheat the carne asada burrito
I was thinking burger and then take burrito to work, but I dunno.
Because the free XP can be used on literally anything, so I was gunna save up to get the Nagato, then when I got it, I could use the Free XP to get the first hull upgrade right out.
The only solution is to stay up, become one with the void just like me!
Hisako (Angel Beats)
>Not the dazzlings
fucking murphy bot at it again
>jenny
I dunno, they were chasing me at one point, and all I had to defend myself with was a pancake and a melon baller.
My man
When it's not around.
Tell me about it.
Fucking sleep should not be this hard.
There sure are a lot of horse fuckers on /waifu/
Good, someone with taste
I try to ignore them so they go away.
>Burger
>Burrito
There's only one correct option here m8 and you need to go down South for it.
In the end do what is more satisfying.
3:32PM and counting, getting a bit later. Was nothing bad, easy day around campus and I didn't feel like dying after my run.
...
You sure?
Cuz I'm set if you change your mind.
>Having a pancake for defense
Why were you running, you would've been fine!
Ayyy bby, I'll go down south alright. :^)
Burger it is.
Literally took 12 minutes to find the right pics and put that together.
The suspense of this joke was ridiculous.
I had a good chuckle.
>Keep 'em coming
Those badgers man. They don't fuck around...
>They were trying to sell me insurance
9
nine
nein
Thanks m8
How are you Maki?
If you're having trouble sleeping just turn your pillow around and lay on your back. Breathe in as deep as you can and release as slowly as you can. Repeat until you experience tranquility
Game history was yesterday. Now I'm doing perception
>I have this one too
kek, great artwork
All factors have aligned. Like a tetris of chance. By destiny designed. A fate intertwined in the cosmic spokes of time.
13 off m8
SHIIIIITTTTT....
Sadly, that's all I got for now.
Think I'll take a bit of a nap, though, to ASMR
ooo nice GET, yourself, though
aaaand my internet is crapping out again. right when i start posting. fuck this
>jenny
I'm glad I hadn't left just yet.
Downloaded.
Naps fuck you up man.
>Rip our non-human grill waifu friend
Oh okay, thought it could only be used on unlocking the ships.
Objectively the best waifu, an AI made it.
This is true. Hear bleach works well as a home remedy.
Enemy within.
Pm? Some reason I thought you were behind me. Oh fair enough, what made it sweet then? Just a good day?
Ah okay, is it going alright then?
It's hard to come by, but there are some good ones around. Plenty of awful ones too.
damn... dem quads.
But yeah, I don't actually SLEEP most of the time. I just nap a few times a day. I'm already fucked up.
Well, anyway, I'll be going for that now.
>checked
Best bacon quads confirm naps are a bad idea
It's going good. I like it. It's a lot like biology and physics in one even though it's mostly about the eye and colours
>Plenty of awful ones too
I know what you mean. My folder would be double the size if I saved whatever
Shoulda used the pancake!
Was this the future that the cards have guided me towards? Is this truly my destiny?
Nope. Funny thing, if you've got a large amount of free xp, you can literally skip ships.
>If I wanted to, I could skip to tier 3 or 4 in any of the nations I haven't started on yet.
Going to try to sleep again. Later.
>Drink bleach
Wow. I get that a lot, but i can't say i was expecting it there. Lol
>Become one with the void.
I'm trying my best not to!
I'm going to have to spend a good portion of the day shopping for a whole lot of stuff. Clothes, shoes, tools, spare parts, and a backpack.
They were Canadian possessed invisible badgers who were trying to sell me insurance
>There was maple syrup... everywhere...
Claimed
Keep on going, don't come back :^)
Sounds good.
Anytime. I'm pretty good, not a whole lot to complain about. Nice day, nice night. How about you?
Yeah I messed up heh, it's AM. Just a good day, everything was normal but I wasn't dreading everything.
Quads confirm common knowledge.
Like you actually study perception for it? That's neat, thought you meant just how it is used in games. The eye is amazing.
The struggle is real. There are some I need to delete because they're pretty bad in hindsight.
Well that's actually kind of cool, that you can get straight into a nations shops if you save up.
Gotta keep you on your toes. Good luck.
Oh that's pretty late then, you should sleep soon if you need. Oh okay then, nice when days go real smooth. Pretty rare at the moment my end.
>Why the W?
Why not? Do you not wish for ultimate power? DO YOU NOT WISH TO BECOME THE DORIFTO SAMURAI?!
Pancake would have saved you.
Wew, I could take that in a way you completely didn't mean~
Yep, and you get a small amount of free xp for every match, win or lose. Obviously more if you win as I think it's based on how much normal XP you earn in that match.
>Or if you play a lot and have spare cash, you can convert normal XP from ships you've already got fully researched into free XP. Not really worth it unless you want something very specific though.
Claiming.
Claimed.
Pancake DID save me
>Pancake was a true hero
Also, nice costume. Very cu- I mean, good looking.
Cutoff is like 5:00 or somewhere near that. Don't have to wake up as early tomorrow, so just indulging a bit. Yeah it's awesome, something going on?
>You what m8.
Or you could take it back over the boarder :^)
>Reference I'm not getting.
I'm pretty sure I don't want ultimate power. Try and make me god, and you're basically begging for non-existence.
I like this one
Ayyyy, sup Mami.
Pancake is true hero.
Were you about to say something else?
Can't take back what was never there to begin with. :^)
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>Last two
Uhh... no?
>That image had me fooled you were wearing Rin's clothes for a second
Also got a poetic soul in there?
Kinda nervous for my exam but I still have time to prepare. What are the plans for today?
Yes, I learn about the makeup of the eye, ear and how our brains interpret this. It's somewhat related to games but more to art in general
Also the eye is flawed as fuck
>I need to delete because they're pretty bad in hindsight
Don not mourn the lame horse, nor the autistic pics. Delet them
I guess, it's kinda like starting over. Some don't know who I am. Oh well, a heretic is heretic....
How's the night?
Hmmmm, well alright.
>Wha?
No, but I am a card reader, remember?
It's a biter sweet reset.
>I semi-know what you're on about, although not a heretic.
Decent enough, took some naps earlier that i didn't mean to, but oh well, such is life.
How bout you?
Comrade Mami, how it goes??
Yeah, I know. Sorry bout that.
Then go North instead :^)
Take all the time you need, those pre-exam butterflies suck a ton. Good luck man. Normal day, go about the today's classes and maybe a run.as well. If not, just come home and crash and do it all over.
lolitus
Lolis are for huggs.
>Inflatable Boy Clams, Congress-Woman Malinda Jackson Parker, Unknown Eskimo DJs, Neutral Milk Hotel, Picky Picnic, and a few others.
I think I've had too much internet for one day.
Don't worry, I can keep a secret.
>that horrible fade effect
Whoever made that gif should be shot.
Pun intended
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Only thing that came to mind when seeing that .gif
Also claiming myself before someone else does.
Mostly armless.
Ah okay, so you level the stuff you use and also have a bit on the side to do whatever with. Let's you try out other stuff easier I guess.
Heyo Mami!
Oh good then. Cuttoffs are a good idea for me, unchecked I'd do do stuff all night.
Nah not really, days just seem more hectic for some reason.
>The double (you) in your post.
That's pretty interesting. Like the biological components of the eye and ear?
I know near points and blind spots, what main flaws does it have?
I will have to make a delet day for them. A good purging.
Also I'm sure your exam will be fine.
Lolitus, last of her line.
It's fine, I don't pay attention to Rins clothing as I assume it's always the same red shirt.
Ayy bby, that's your way. I'll be there in 30 minutes. ;^)
>Implying you can ever have enough internet
Either try stuff out, or get upgrades. It's what I did for the Fuso when I moved up from Kongo, because apparently the stock Fuso is far worse in every aspect than the upgraded Kongo.