Can we get a food gore thread?

Can we get a food gore thread?

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>hotdog
>canned chili
hotdog
>subway
all shit tier food

No shit you moron

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yeah, autism detected

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this thread is fucking glorious.
and

made me feel sick.

Brovo user.

I can't imagine the taste of that..

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fucking hell

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MONSTER

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I can't remember the last time I've been so unhappy and so happy at the same time.

Thank you OP.

Like this time?

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yes

Fuck, I haven't seen this posted in awhile. It was the background on my old phone for a long time because it upset my girlfriend so much

Fucking why?

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This made me hurt

> Diet cola
Fucking disgusting man

Needs moar jpeg

enjoy the diabeatus

Type 2 steps ahead of you

What in gods merciful name......

Don't worry we are all destined for diabeatus

That was a sweet pun

I got fucking arrested because of one of these threads

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I am a person who is under 18

MODS

>samefag

Could mean under 18 inches long :DD

Storytime ?

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lost

checkem

Czech'd

This whole thread is disgusting, but it really makes me wonder. Why? Why do I, or we, find it disgusting? I mean, theres plenty of food out there that mixes spicy food with sweets, like orange chicken and shit. What goes on in our psychology that makes us see a beef stew with cereal and make up want to vomit in our mouth?

I just feel like its our brains knowing what those two flavors are and knowing what they'd taste like together with all the conflicting flavors and textures

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right, is all about memory (smell and taste) and estethics (color and texture).

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>Be me
>Work at sandwich place
>Weekend off, parents out of town decide to have some people over
>End up snorting a lox of Xanax, smoking my weight in weed, and splitting a bottle with my boy
>Ihaveascended.wav
>Go on Sup Forums and see a food gore thread, think it's the funniest shit ever
>Literally crying over toothpaste on hit dog
>Sees picture of gun being held at a sandwich
>"Oh hey I'm part sandwich"
>Save photo and post on twitter
>Manager follows me on twitter
>I pass the fuck out after watching the Tim and Eric movie, leave all the drug mess out on table
>Wake up next morning to banging at the door
>WHATTHEFUCK.AVI
>Open door, hungover as shit and as the light fades and my eyes focus, three cops in full body armor are at my house
>"Are you user? Mind stepping outside we have a few questions for you"
>I'm sweating bullets because I didn't think I had done anything wrong, but i had a drug den in my living room
>"Is this your Twitter?" "You know your manager called us saying you were threatening to shoot up your work?"
>fuck fuck fuck fuck
>"Uh... I mean I didn't threaten anybody but I'm sorry if I scared them"
>"Mind if we take a look around your house"
>Heat of the moment. Forget my rights. Give them permission
>Accepting the fact in bout to get smacked with drug charges and conspiring to murder
>Two of them go in, the other stays outside with me
>They send my buddy out to sit with me while they search my room and the downstairs
>THEY DIDNT FIND SHIT
>Come out of the house and ask me more questions
>Typical "do you want to hurt anyone, do you have suicidal thoughts are you a danger to yourself or others"
>Tell them no and that my entire twitter is a joke
>Arrest me anyway
>The fucking idiot didn't read me my rights before he cuffed me, just fucking did it
>Taken to local prison, put in holding cell

There's more to the story, should I keep going?

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This is 100% trailer-trash casserole.

intradested. go on.

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I'm dying!! Help me!!!

looks like a public toilet

>Get to holding cell, placed in with a black dude who steals cars and a Mexican with tupac on his shorts with heroin needles in his pocket
>Sitting in cell for hours while every other person is handled and released
>Still in my pajamas barefoot in a grimy cell
>Lunch time rolls around
>Mfw type one diabetic, and they told me I couldn't bring my medicine because "needles"
>Bring up tupac shorts and his heroin needles
>"Oh he hid them from us"
>Sitting there hungover and hungry, fatigued because muh low bloodsugar
>Old as cop that arrested me finally talks to me
>Asks me the same questions as earlier
>"Do you wanna hurt yourself? Others? Do you own a gun? Did you take this picture"
>I'm so fed up with this fucking idiot not understanding the internet
>Stop him mid sentence and start explaining what Sup Forums is
>"So it's like Facebook..? For criminals?
>Mfw he's convinced I'm actually a serial sandwich shooter
>No it's like a message board for anything really
>"How did this image in particular come up"
>Forget who Im talking to for a second
>Say "it was a food gore thread"
>I've never seen a man more baffled than he was
>Stares at me silent for a minute before "what in the fucking hell is that?"
>He's tired of dealing with millennial shitposter
>I'm tired of dealing with conservative military volunteer
>"It's uh... Like imagine things you wouldn't want to eat.. pictures of that"
>Do you have an example
>List off some classics: toothpaste hot dog, wallet spaghetti, dorrito cereal
>I'm staring at the face of a man who's lost all hope for the future
>He writes down everything im saying on his notepad with the vigor of a scientist making a breakthrough
>He finally asks me "can I see this thread?
>Explain to the old man that threads delete themselves after some time, but he could reverse image search the image
>I sit back down and he goes to the Sargent
>Can overhear them, they're looking at archived food gore threads
I've got a lil bit more

Sorry typing on my phone, it takes a little

this is the funniest OC i have read in a while, go on user

>breaking rules 1 & 2
Man did you ever fuck up

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Type faster ifag.

They come back, this time the Sargent is with him
>They tell me I don't look like I wanna hurt anyone
>I tell them I don't, and that I'm sorry for causing a scene
>They fingerprint me, and take my mugshot all the while telling me how stupid I am and how stupid the internet is
>Just bear it I want to go home
>They process me and walk me to the exit and tell me to go home
>Mfw in the middle of town barefoot in my pajamas with no phone or money
>Bloodsugar still low because they didnt let me eat food
>Wander in the general direction I think my house is for two hours
>Eventually get home, I am more sweat than man at this point.
>Walk in my front door and collapse on couch
>Hear rustling going on upstairs
>I scream out of pure exhaustion and rage
>My buddy who was here when I got arrested stayed at my house
>He spent the entire day cleaning my house making sure everything was spotless so I wouldn't get busted for drugs or anything
>Mfw he had pizza waiting for me
>I almost kissed this fucking guy
>House completely spotless and he tells me he put everything in my room and hid it
>I go up to get it all because at this point I need a fucking Xanax
>My room in shambles
>Cops literally flipped my mattress
>Notice my old copy of the Communist manifesto i had for school out
>I haven't touched this thing in a year or so
>Remember the cop said something offhand about circumventing the government
>THE COP WAS A DICK TO ME BECAUSE I HAD THIS IN MY ROOM
>Literally denied me human rights because I gave him a red scare

Moral of the story is: pick your friends wisely, old people are scared of communism and the internet, and what you see on Sup Forums should stay here.

I have a court date on the 14th against CEO's of the company I worked for (I also lost my job over this) so wish me luck guys.

can your chef seriously fire you for a picture you posted, which is proven to be harmless, on a private social media account in the US?

Do you have the picture of the sandwich?

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They fired me and told me I'm not welcome in the store anymore. They were originally going to sue me for threatening them but now it's just for inconveniencing the workers and making a scene, they said they don't want this to go too far but also cannot repeal the charge

I actually deleted my saved folder recently to make space on my phone and lost it. I tried to google it but couldnt find it, it's a gun being held at a sandwich and the sandwich has marble bread and it's on a shitty Ikea desk. I think the gun was a revolver but I honestly can't remember

I've tried this before out of curiosity (I just mixed a little bit in a blender and poured it in a shot glass.)

It tastes like you are literally eating vomit, nearly made me throw up. There is no way that guy actually ate all of that. Please never try this.

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why would you let your boss follow your twitter ever

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Public account, don't really have much to hide. Manager was a 24 year old stoner anyway. He told me later he didn't want to report me but if he hadn't and it had been real there would have been people dead because of him, so I understood his point

For real

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Oh fuck me that's just horrible.

This is actually good, I did it once.

sketti sandwich? I'm down for it.

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Interesting, goes some way to describe the American psychoses.

A sack lunch?

Checked,
Also yeah im not trying to say what I tweeted wasn't autistic, I did a stupid thing while fucked up and he was just trying to make sure niggers weren't getting shot in his store
This also all took place 4 days after the Orlando shootings

Its better than it looks

BWAHAHAHAHAHA
10/10

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What have you got against a good milksteak with jellybeans?

10/10

Someone archive the greentext story?? It could be good in a future ylyl thread

Not one of my favorite sandwiches, but I go back to it now and then. Surprisingly good.

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could mean under 18kg XD HAHAHA