/trans/ - £136,500,000 Edition

The only deals you need to know about today:

>Paul Pogba [Juventus - Manchester United] £89m and free use of Carrington laundry room

>John Stones [Everton - Manchester City] £47.5m and a P45 for the guy who submits squads to UEFA

Other news:
>Ashley Williams and Yannick Bolasie to join Everton for £42m
>Frank De Boer becomes latest person to attempt to salvage the now incompetent footballing city of Milan as he replaces Mancini at Inter

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>de gay

i love trans, lads

Stones transfer is worse than the david luiz signing by PSG

first for dab lads

Daily reminder

Is Pogba elite?

ELITE and MUSCULAR

FANZONE OF PEACE LA

no

He has 5 dabbing skill stars in FIFA 17. Name 1 player who can compare?

At what?

I have my final dabxam in an hour lads, wish me luck

will United eclipse 100 points in the league this year?

Go for the double dab to show application of knowledge.

why does net spend trigger ABLs so much

Why is this dab thing a big deal again, isn't it just a goal celebration.

Soccer

It's a way of life.

its a meme argument point because who gives a shit whether a club breaks even unless youre the chairman

>Soccer

posting this then

>HULL
J U S T

>meme argument

how? it's a quick way to see how much investment has gone into a squad overall

it's funny because it triggers both ABUs and Sup Forums

its not used for that. Its for plonkers to use as bragging rights because their club only spent £5m instead of £50m

...

Good shout, I'll see where I'll be able to fit in into my routine #DABORDIE

>tfw no comfy EFL cup thread

dab on 'em

youtube.com/watch?v=5UavHCq3xoo

Lukaku is underrated desu, hope they give him at least 4 dab skill stars in FIFA 17

Madrid just signed Alaba for 30 million pounds.How can your phony teams even compete?

Every team can compete if the competition is "made up transfers"

Is that what they're calling the League Cup now? Anyway, start one then.

Can't see there being much interest though.

I think everyone will have to agree Liverpoo and Arselel would win that competition

Marvelous post

Everything triggers ABLs

any updates?

>Sky Sports News @SkySportsNewsHQ
>Sky sources: Sunderland agree fee with Man United for Paddy McNair & Donald Love. #SSNHQ

>Sky Sports News HQ @SkySportsNewsHQ
>Sky sources: Sunderland agree fee with Man United for Paddy McNair & Donald Love. #SSNHQ

DAB ON A NIGGA LIKE

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what happened to this guy? He seems to have fallen off the face of the earth

>sunderland buying united's shite

like clockwork

checked

based moyseh

>Paddy McNair
pls be a loan

injuries

here:

>this eternally mad spic Madrid plastic
holy shit

He transferred to Liverpool

>it's a "Sunderland buy United failures" episode

Bracing for the endless Grand Theft Auto jokes about the latter.

If ypu are a club that keeps players to retirement, you will have a high net spend.
If you are a selling club that keeps losing their developed players, you will have low net spend.
Poo started quoting net spend when they startwed losing their quality players.

The feelz

lyl

>le injured at Bayern man #3421

Lads

yes?

Dabs

>Romania
Wtf is this shit opera? Now I'll be seen as a fucking gypsy

Sup Forums dab thread when?

Permanent. He told the club if he was to leave, it'd be for good instead of being loaned out. Makes sense in the long term because wasnt it Moyes who brought him into the starting XI a few years ago?

Have Hull signed anyone?

>His club doesn't have dabbing undergraduates

>employing someone who hasnt even got a masters in dabbing yet

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=X7GWkoqK5u0
You can tell he goes to a public dabbing university

>50 word essay on the theory of dab due for tomorrow
>still haven't started it
Starting to get worried lads

Shameful Display desu

>this is the standard of state mandated dabbing
this is why communism doesn't work

They're too busy planning for the 2017/18 championship season.

Jesus christ he needs proper tuition NOW

>tfw the word 'dab' is in 1/3 of the posts in this thread

who is everyone's favourite player to have #dabbed?

shinji okazaki for me

DAB DAB DAB

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not a big fan of this dab meme

will be back when it's over

Lads, two mates of mine were both going for the same girl in our circle of friends. Now one of them (my best friend) and her have started fooling around. They told me about it before they told my other mate. He didn't take it well and said he no longer wants to hang out with them anymore. I thought that only included the couple but as I tried to cheer him up on WhatsApp I noticed that he blocked me. Should I call him and offer my advice or should I respect his wishes and leave him alone?

That DabLad at 0:13 is just having an epileptic fit I think

Bonucci

>DabLad
>dubs
best post ITT

Snapchat him your best DoubleDab la

Pulisic, hes still young and doesnt know any better. he will eventually become a race realist like the rest of us.

He sounds like a little bitch.

Are you girls watching the Supercup tonight?

lel, wouldn't rule it out.

Tell him to grow up.

leave him alone, he'll come around

Who's playing?

>not knowing that Jesse Lingard has a doctorate in dabbing

Yes he is. I don't understand why he's so upset but I want to offer my support nonetheless.

>muh wheelchair refugees

lol liga

Obviously Pogba is the main dablad but everyone has to admire this jacket dab from the bench

Real Madrid vs Sevilla

Dab on that nigga

sounds awful

Notice how the dab kings align. Even the footwork of both is #onfleek

>wipe my nose on my sleeve
>black guy thinks im dabbing

y-you too

>Bonucci looking on in awe of the dab kind

>This Madrid B-team
Coupin buster desu.

Will anyone dab if they score?

>tfw PogDab and Dabala have been broken up

that's the best part of dabbing - no tissues? dab

>Dybala scores a goal and goes to the bech to dab with Pogba
based

>>wipe my nose on my sleeve

disgusting

Can we fucking stop discussing this dumb nigger dance? Are you going to spam this shit every time Pogba "dabs" after he scores or what. Niggerloving faggots

Yes.