Feels thread? Fuck that.
>> Be me.
>> Be on Sup Forums since year one.
>> Remeber the fall, the pool, the longer cat, the 12, the 7.
>> Be god tier old fag
>> be part of the real anonymous
>> Miss moot. Miss boxxy. Miss the golden days.
>> Today is the anniversary of my first contact.
>> Go to work late.
>> Boss asks why. Tell him that the world is shit.
>> Doesn't like my attitude. Tell him to fuck off.
>> Be drunk.
>> He gets upset. I ask him calmly if he wants to go.
>> He says wut, user calm your shit.
>> Punch him in face, knock him down.
>> I'm 5' 9", he is 6'3 Alpha.
>> We roll about.
>> Other boss breaks us up.
>> I work in a factory. Wearing PPE. Have steel toes and galvanised metal gloves.
>> Knock the other boss in the nuts and slam alpha boss into the wall.
>> Walk off.
>> Security escorts me out. say it's good they are not calling the police.
>> Be fired.
>> Say fuck it. Blazing in a legal state.
>> oh yeah, also, forever alone.
>> Cry in corner.
>> Remeber there is the lulz.
>> Head out on the town.
>> Driving a 2016 Camero. Decide to buzz some homeless. Hit one.
>> watch as he crawls out of the street, covered in his tainted blood.
>> Laugh inside, laugh outside. feel the rage becoming real.
>> Get out of the car. Then I recognise this son of a bitch. Not Homeless.
>> Homeless guy is actually alpha boss. Smile. smile. Smile.
>> "Oh no user, wut you do!?"
>> Tell him that i am his new god now and my power is over 9000. Whoooot about my trips and quads as i grab the crowbar from my trunk.
>> Slam it into his head.
>> Wet crack. spray of blood.
>> I get the hardest boner ever and whip my dick out and began to stroke it with my free hand.
>> I finish as i am pulling his intestines out in the middle of the street.
>> OH FUCK.
>> pull everything in my car and speed home.
Anyway. ITT: old memes. YLYL!
I need a a cheer up!
