I'll have sex for my first time in a few hours. Give me some advice Sup Forums

I'll have sex for my first time in a few hours. Give me some advice Sup Forums

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Install Gentoo.

Pee in her butt

Fuck her

But she's hot

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Yeah thanks user

Be sure to install more RAM too.

Let him do whatever he wants

Fuck her......right in the pussy

It's ok to nut inside on your first time. She won't get pregnant.

1. relax, dont be nervous and overexcited
2. keep in mind that the feeling/sensation is going to be different than masturbation so again, relax
3. use protection
4. cum outside
5.post bodyshot on Sup Forums later

He/she said "She's hot"

Make sure you lick her face really hard, it makes chicks ovulate like mad!

You're gonna suck at it, so be sure the girl will not tell anyone about it.

Don't impregnate her?

When u r about to blow your load, start fist pumping the air and chanting your own name. Once done roll off her, have a piss and leave, never to be seen again.

some "she"s have the benis

who are you trying to convince?

also this

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Masturbate about an hour or two before you meet whoever you're fucking, Then take a shower. You'll guarantee that you won't shoot your load 30 seconds into it, and you'll be fresh just in case you get a blowjob. It gets rank down there pretty quickly.

Tell her you can only get it up if she licks your asshole. Get it on film. Now you own her.

Put your penus inside her pussy and pee

this is solid advice OP listen to this guy

It's pretty easy in theory but your body isn't used to the movements so it'll be a bit awkward no matter what. Just compensate with intimacy and you'll be fine.

Remember bitch is going to tell every chick friend she has about the size and performance of your dick so don't fuck it up. If you do you, you will notice random chicks laughing at you as you walk past and may never get layed again until u move cities. Try not to be nervous.

kek

Don't cum in two minutes like a faggot.

When she's on her back get her legs up on your shoulders. Allows for deeper penetration and she'll enjoy it more, plus it makes you look like you know what you are doing

If you want to last really really long, think about something fucking stupid. I fucked my girlfriend for the first time like 2 months ago, and when I get real close to busting I would think about something stupid. Csgo and League worked for me, I stayed hard as a rock but lasted like 30 minutes. Another good way is to jerk off beforehand.

Goodluck OP. :)

You may think you will blow your load early but for me, I could'nt come the first few times i had sex. It was from wacking off too much.

You will suck at it at first no matter how much porn you watched. Just relax and enjoy it and after you will have prevented yourself from becoming a wizard of virginity.

>implying all virgins are autists

I found thinking about League would make me instantly nut Hnnnnnnnnng!

this. i couldn't come the first 12 times (whole pack of condoms). Then I started to know what she liked and adapted positions and rythm to that and i finally were able to cum. Don't stress, sex is good but higly overrated if you ask me. Take your time, slow wins the race.

>for my first time in a few hours

If you did it a few hours ago, why do you need advice?

>thinking about league
>ahri
>riven
>ashe
>vayne
>dj sona

he doesnt want to cum in 2 seconds dude.

>her
>she

use a fucking condom, finger her at first to get her going. Oh and have water to drink and a towel ready.

>2016
>installing RAM
>not downloading it
Wew lad

Thanks this is actually helpful. I'll try to keep all of this in mind

this is more helpful

kek

I don't think I have enough time left for that D:

Nah, its not. If its your first time and you're already a frequent jacker its not necessary. The difference in sensation plus the fact you won't be pumping at a thousand miles an hour means you probably wont cum immediately

Lube your asshole faggot

Only good advise

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It's surprising how you get caught in the moment and it all comes naturally. Concentrate on what she likes by her body actions and moans, you will soon find what turns her on. It's only natural to fuck so just let it happen. DO NOT GET AS MANY FINGERS IN AS YOU CAN! DO NOT RAM IT ALL IN! TAKE YOUR TIME!