This nigger comes to your house, threatens to steal your money and your gf

>This nigger comes to your house, threatens to steal your money and your gf...

Wat do?

>money and gf
you see that's the problem here

Throw a bucket of fried chicken in the street.

cry

go to his house and take HIS money and gf for revenge

I think I was actually in jail with this nig.
I almost fought him.i can take him no problem.

Respond with a very similar expression of comfusion, tell him to leave, and if that doesnt work probably beat his ass up

stick my freedom in my face yell castle law and proceed to rid the world on one more problem

Trow a peice of KFC on the road just as a truck is about to pass by
Fixed
Also leaves a nice steak for on the bbq

Make the noose tighter next time

lock the door, call the police, watch him die.

Invite him in to watch pokémon and eat chicken with hot sauce

I'll tell him he can't.

That's dcigs

DCigs nigs.

shoot him in the face. i live in Texas, he shouldn't have come on my property acting all aggressive

Suck his dick and let him fuck me hard in the ass because otherwise i will get sued because I am a racist who is against refugees

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Beat the immense amount of shit out of him.
>can't let my mma classes go to shame

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take out my .45 and blow his brains out
inb4 edgy

Unsub from his YouTube channel.

>refugees
Blacks have been in America just as long as you have you dumb cracker.

Look up "black man eats/does/watches____" and this guy will come up.

>America is not the center of the universe.

Not with that attitude.

Grab the nearest weapon like object and go for his eyes.

then why does everyone always talk about us?

Nigga why yo face too small for yo head cuz

Yeah because every fucking cumskin in America has some kind of native heritage, right you fucking shitpile?

I'll fucking stab him between his fucking eyes with my Mora.

Tell him to go to the nearest red box and get a film, then he makes a video complaining about redbox and boom he doesn't wanna steal my money or my gf

Because you guys act like a bunch of fucking violent neanderthals. Like every other shithole country on this planet.

Except, you've stuck your fucking nose in every countries business and literally annihilated innocent people.

>HURR Y DOOS EVERY1 H8 ME...

Tell him he has the wrong adress

Laugh in his face and show him the door bc i dont have a gf or anything to steal.

Kill da mofo, njk

have you guys seen american history x?

your just jealous that the USA gets all the attention while you're shithole 3rd world country gets raped to death by refugees.

call police and let them shoot him. that's what police do here in USA...shoot niggers. :)

your = possessive pronoun
you're = you + are

You're welcome for your grammar lesson. :)

I have no money and gf
What will you do now nigger?

>be me
>me uber driver
>driving for lyft for promotion
>get big black man
>take him to hospital
>his gf is there
>he tells me story of last uber pool drives
>tells me he only rides with lyft now
>tells me of uber rides
>his last uber ends with a giant samoan chasing after him and a half naked woman screaming"go go go"
>samoan ended up crashing when the uber driver got off the freeway doing about 100


just heard this story from a guy .. how fucked am i? when am i gonna die from a lyft or uber driver?

thanks! :)

Would greet the man.

Call the police and let them shoot him while i watch from the window gleefully.

>on my property
>threatening the safety of my loved one

Completely legal to remove dindu.