Realities of porn thread

realities of porn thread

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I almost had to have one of those.
I had 5 removed and need 8 fillings.

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Yeesh. Yeah, I'm in there with the bad teeth club. I need a couple more fillings and a couple more pulled.

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It's no fun, Seppo.

>5 removed teeth
>8 fillings
omg my whole mouth cringed in sympathy pain.

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No fun at all.

I miss anything good around here?

Right!?

My doctor has a total dad bod and his belly was pressed into my head all last time.

I couldn't say. I don't come here much.
I belong to the anime group now.

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Oh. That's something, I'm sure.

Heheh. Dad bods. My one weakness.

Aren't they the best?

They're utterly delightful. I have this barber that I regularly go to that has that body type. Beard and all. Also glasses, another one of my weaknesses. You'd never see me squirming so much in a chair before.

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I've squirmed in a chair before, but for more explicit reasons.

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I might have to jerk off soon though.

You and be both.

me* I'm tired.

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Is there a worse existence than being a gay furry?

A pedophile.

Being a straight furry

Yes, being a straight one.

12 fillings
4 crowns
2 root canals
1 root canal retreatment ( that will need to be pulled in the future )

Fucking christ.

Alright that is definitely worse.

what would you do if you were a gay furry?

Become a fuck toy for a dog. Love me some knots.

You aren't a Marx brother.

Draw gay porn and make lots of money off of it.

be lonely and spend way too much on gay furry art of my fuck boy fursona

how awful

that sounds okay
too bad drawing is hard

Practice enough, and you can become good at anything you put your mind to.

Just don't waste a college degree on drawing fur porn.

are you drawing furry porn?

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God no. I can't draw for shit. I'm just a photographer.

I've just had a friend who went to Art Institute thanks to her parents money. The parents found out how she was making money on the side (drawing people's fursonas and all that) and pulled her out.

i love photographers. any visual art is just fduhfjdddfjd too cool.

how did they find THAT out?

I'm doing a couple of weddings (which I hate to do) this year, then I'm trying to partner up with a friend's clothing company to do a bunch of product and model shots. I'm hoping he'll pull through. Other than that, I love going to the zoo or just around town taking photos.

I think the parents gave her a credit card for emergencies. But stupidly she linked it to her paypal account or something like that. I'm not too keen on the details, but they figured it out.

why do you hate weddings?

Typically I have to pay someone to join me in order to get shots from multiple angles. And there's always the stress where the bride and groom won't like the photos. Also getting those awkward family candid shots during the reception is just... I don't know, weird.