Ok /b new thread new question

Ok /b new thread new question
Have you ever wanted to fuck horse pussy
And if you have, how were you able to?

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no nigga

Just kidding, ylyl!

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Yep. Done some fucking and fisting, eating out, jerking male horses. It's called fence hopping. Dangerous, but worth it.

yes,why not?

Arnt you worried about getting mr. hands'd

>why not?

I don't do Mr. Handsing. Just mares, and sucking the males. It's hard to stop because it's such a rush. I think I enjoy the sneaking in the darkness at night, avoiding being caught than the actual sex. I've been close to being caught a few times, yet I still go back. Though I haven't done it in a while.Walking up to a horse in a field in the dark and getting familiar with it first is always exciting too. Anticipation gets the blood flowing like nothing else I've done, and I've done a lot of adrenaline pumping things.

Sounds hot, you have a place nearby? Do the horses ever kick you?

Any pictures? Not that I'm interested but some others might be...

Yeah, it's not a super rural area, but there are quite a few fields with horses within a mile or two of me. I usually park my car in a nearby parking lot and walk there hiding in the trees on the side of the road when I see headlights coming. Never been kicked but have had a few get a little kicky, at which point I respect their wishes and leave them alone. Most are perfectly open to my advances too. I had one favorite that I would visit who loved to be fisted. I brought her to orgasm every time I'd visit, and she would see me coming and come over to me. She would take me up to the elbow. Was so nice.
Never took any. Didnt want to risk being seen with a camera flash. Most of these spots have houses just hundreds of feet away. So it was a game of being as quiet as possible, and staying low and hiding where I could. Full moon nights weren't safe, since anyone with eyes adjusted to the dark could see even someone dressed in black walking in their fields.

So what got you into this habit and when was the last time you did it?

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I've been zoo since I was in my early teens. Mostly dogs and horses. Never got the nerve to fence hop until probably 10 years ago. It's been over a year since I've done it. No longer worth the risk. Being caught would ruin everything. Trying to find local-ish people with horses who will allow me to have fun with them though. There are some in the area, but I'm always suspicious and never go through with it. Always feels like a trap.

My friend fucked his sister's horse when we were in 8th grade. He stood on a tall feed bucket.

So how do you get by without it? You just living like a normal guy?

Pretty much. Same as any other sexual urge. I just fap and deal with it.

I hope no faggots actually believe this horse shit.

Do you fuck any girls tho?

Not recently. Last time I had sex with a human female was in high school. I've had short relationships, but never got around to sex. Women are just such a fucking pain in the ass. I hate most people anyway, and being in a relationship just feels like work. I guess I could find a hook up buddy, but I just haven't really felt the need. I fap alone, almost wizard status here... without human sex for over 10 years.

ok /b i have my own horse and a long distance relationship with a lovely girl. The question is should I fuck the horse. what would my cum do to the horse.

I suggest, yes. What do you mean what will your cum do? It'll make a human horse hybrid baby of course..........

Make a centaur

Oh Good. Shes already pregnant so she cant get anymore pregnant

Anybody got pictures?

I take care of a horse a few weeks/months a year when I am home from college. It's a mare owned by a rather distant and non-caring owner. Family lives just nearby a stable so it's really close too.

I haven't gotten around to even try anything sexual but I do fantasize about it. It's highly likely I'll never try and be sexual with her, it scares me and there are a lot of people working in the stable so plenty of ways to get caught.

I dislike my fetish for horses because it's illegal and seen as immoral. Why have a very arousing fetish and not be able to perform it safely?

on a place called eight chan you can find a whole board dedicated to zoo

Thanks man!

>horse shit
Kek

I havent seen many people post on it lately.

It's good but it's sad there are no full length stuff.
I don't really look elsewhere because there seems to be no place where you can go without having to worry about getting your laptop filled with malicious content

Partition your harddrive before you do that

Dude go to pornsocket they have lots of videos on the stuff, bestiality in general

Last time I went onto Pornsocket I got so many pop-up windows and ads (despite adblocker ofc) that I just pulled the plug on the computer. There were even computer generated voices on these popups.

I don't think I'll ever try it again, though perhaps if Sandboxed Linux

That doesn't negate what I said, use a partitioned hardrive to contain malware in the event you get it, and if you don't you remove the partition

I can't find the Zoo board anymore???

You're right. Pretty fking stupid of me to just disregard advise like that.

Anyway, I'm not familiar with partitioning it to contain viruses and malware. Care to explain a little further just where and how it's done? (Is it just like when you have a C:drive, D:drive etc. etc?)

You can set it up from the hard drive itself in the options, I cant quite remember the steps mainly because it explains itself. I'm on windows 10 if that helps

Found the zoo board, go to the alternatives section

Or just search "Zoo" :)

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My name is Iriven Frondovorvitc
I like in small village 80kms away from Belgrade Serbia.
In old country I have my first goat at 11 years old and I treat her like a daughter.
She was pretty goat with wide child birthing hips and soft hindquarters that made me quiver with joy.
45 years later I have whole family of goats, I dress up as goat so I can get close and smell their musk.
They are my family.
The laborers in our village laugh and call me goatman and say my goat wife is fat and eat many turnips but she is beauty to me.
My name is Iriven Frondovorvitc and these are my goats.

That guy's a fucking rapist, no matter what he thinks. That horse had no way to consent to what he did. I hope this guy gets tortured and raped one day just as he did with this poor animal!

I kinda feel sorry for the guy.

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Horses < Dolphins

/mlp/ is my second home
so a great big yes

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As someone who's 10 years and half a no 4th away from truly attaining wizard status. I take offense.

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this thread is so dead mods don't even try to purge it

Bump?

how embarrassing

I have learned not to care anymore

I tried but the horse wouldnt let me. You have to get her trust first

b8

Not always. Depends on her character.

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Damn sometimes I get urge to do it again and cum deep inside that little filly moist cunt

Alright guys

What do you seek with a horse? Just pure sexual pleasure or a little more romance and intimacy? What gender of horse interests you the most?

better horse fucker story

yall pussies... anyone can fuck a horse or dog

lets see one of you niggers fuck a BEAR and post pics of it. i would love to ram my hard cock into a nice warm bears pussy and fill it full of my man juice

no

do wanna suck horse cawck tho

I used to work at a horse farm where I had sex with some mares when I was alone. I always loved the interaction with horses in general and they have released feelings in me that I don't feel around humans. I know it's not normal but I have accepted it.

What's funny is that the mares I thought would be into it always were.

Never done it with a horse, but a relationship with some kind of intimacy like.

I like stallions and mares all the same. Big floppy dicks and puffy lips

How can you tell a mare is "into it"?

Here's a tipp: Steve Irwin didn't learn to kneel ontop of alligators and hold them inplace just because it looks cool on the camera.

>When she wasn't "in the mood"
>I respected her wishes

>When he wasn't "in the mood"
>She would pester me until I went down on her for a few minutes.

She may never have been whipped but he sure as fuck was.

Top kek

It were always the mares that enjoyed my attention (and vice versa). I could tell they were into it because when I started making my moves, by which I mean touching their vulva and slowly start to finger, they would move away their tail (some would really point it upwards) and not react in a bad way in general. When you're used to working with horses it's easy to tell if they like something or not. They may not be able to communicate through speech but they do have a very clear body language.

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There's a number of ways a mare will approach you..
1. No heat, no interest. She'll walk away from you, won't sniff you too much and won't accept much petting anywhere really.
2. Minor heat, will come near you. Will accept some petting, and will be interested in your clothing and sniffing around you. Will accept touching throughout, but will not accept too much touching under the tail etc.
3. Coming into heat; will approach and follow you around. Will seek to exchange breath, and is very curious about you. Will have a slightly raised tail, and will enjoy oral, and fingering. She will wink, and may pee. Probably won't accept penetration, but that depends on the horse.
4. Full heat; will follow you around relentlessly and always turn around and back into you with tail raised and winking. Will have a swollen vagina, and urinate and squat often. Will accept a fingering, oral and fisitng and will wink as you do so. May accept penetration, but will crave lots of attention and will almost push you off the bucket you're standing on. (This is pure heaven for a mare lover).

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It is immoral or only religion makes it looks immoral ? Think about it a bit

What is moral and what isn't is decided by the people in the society.

If you will be seen as Perverse/disgusting/hated for doing something, then often it will be immoral.

The stupid thing about Zoo is that it's being compared to Pedophilia and Necrophilia.

Conditions to fuck humans are: Of matured age and able to consent. Animals can do this too.

Children aren't mature and corpses can't consent.

However for some reason people still find that if you have sex with a matured, willing and perhaps even suggesting animal, it's "BAD".

Immoral is a good concept to shame bad behavior, though Zoo isn't necessarily bad or mean to anyone.

So what I want to say in conclusion is that even if it's deemed immoral to society, but not to me, I will still keep in mind that I may become an outcast, unable to merge with society, get a job, lose friends and family etc. Even if I wasn't doing something bad.

but the majority of people will go 'eww you horsefuckers'.

>I'm starting to feel sorry for you guys.

I think that if everyone would work with animals, beastiality would be accepted. But this is not the case. So from a point of view where it is normal to mate with your own species (for joy & reproduction) I understand the aversion.

angel??

Here's a tale for you
>Get job cleaning horse shit for some schoolteacher woman.
>Meet my charges. One of them is a young filly named Donna
>All I do in our initial interaction is rub her snout and deem her a "nice horse"
>this is enough for her to get wet at the sight of me
>starts flashing her literally dripping wet pussy at me
>My boss think this is the funniest shit ever, saying I'm her "fella".
>some time passes, I ignore the whorse's advances
>yandere.exe initialized
>one day, in her stall cleaning. She trots over... and calm as anything, tries to bite me.
>ohshit
>now, I have to get out of her while this huge animal tries to hurt me in earnest
>I'm a city boy, and, odd as it may seem, am unable to leap a fence, let alone with a horse in pursuit
>somehow manage to get out
>quit a short while later because, apparently, one of the male horses got jealous of me getting her "affections"
And that's why I get triggered by horse pussy.

Yea. I see the point as well. It's just a lack of knowledge, and perhaps even more lacking an understanding for the fact that you can't rid yourself of fetishes as you please. Most Zoo's love their animals, not just treat them like sexual objects.

We'll see what happens though. Gays got their rights, transgender got accepted and so forth. Men always follow girls and I think many girls will try to push 'fucking your dog instead of men' kinda thing. Then that leaps off into general animal sex. Would be pretty funny to see how that would follow through.

You should've made her your mare and cucked that stallion

what would make that any different when mostly everyone owns a dog or a cat at some point and respect the animals like they're another family member?
it's not like dogfuckers have any more acceptance, so time or familiarity doesn't seem like it'd change society's take on it at all.

I been a zoo since I found out what masturbating is. There's no need to admit it to anyone you know, it's a secret that you better take to grave with you.

I see a lot of people struggling and feeling suicidal because of being a zoo and all the social stigma about it cause of religion and having hard time to accept that they're into animals because it's so "wrong" and just as bad that pedophilia. This mentality is fucking dumb but we can't do anything against it.

I don't think zoophilia is that uncommon, otherwise there wouldn't be ancient laws against it (even in the bible).

So fucking bad. But only touched one

>whorse's
The pun is probably what set her off. I'd want to kill you, too.

Thanks for the reminder. I will never want to tell anyone of it. Sometimes I just feel like I'd want to get it off my chest. Talk to a psycologist that I might have a crush on a mare. But no, this can only go for the worst. At least I can talk about it on Sup Forums. Maybe I'm not anonymous IP wise but here I at least lack a face for people to recognize me.

Something in regards of Zoo being common and what not, I do think a lot of people have some interest in themselves, just never getting to explore it. Why else would almost any horse breeding video on youtube have 5 mil+ views?

right now its dead but knotty is a place where you can have a normal and serious discussion about zoophilia

Thing is, My exboss didn't want to breed her and couldn't be arsed to "fix" her. I had to literally rearrange them as I went, making sure the two of them didn't interact. I had no desire to fuck a horse either. I mean, what the fuck, gross. Right?

Figures that the only girl to literally want my dick, and flashing her pussy at me would be the wrong species and then go full yandere on me because I'm not into beastiality.

Fuck my life.

I only thought of it as I wrote this out.

I see no reason to talk to a therapist about it, except if it's affecting your day to day life.

I know 4chans hate for that place, but you could look around on /r/zoophilia if you want to talk with someone about it, there are a lot of threads about people having the same thought like you. This is not your typical default sub where everyone is cancerous.

Again, I see no reason to worry about it, there's nothing wrong in being attracted to other species, only society and religion makes us think that

>normal discussion about zoophilia

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Oh, I figured you were into it but just creeped out at first.

Well, plenty of people have it bad too. So you're not alone. I for example am a virgin and haven't been allowed to fuck because of a medical condition since the age of 16, I am 20 now.

That's why I really like horses though. I'd be happy to just stimulate them sexually without the sex part. They're not a human, so it's low maintenance and without the bitching. Then again I haven't tried to be sexual yet.

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Ik wil heel erg graag een dier mijn vriendin laten neuken, zodra haar kutje vol zit met sperma wil ik het eruit likken en het dier neuken

>haven't been allowed to fuck because of a medical condition
what would that condition be?