Name 3 things on earth that aren't Jackie Chan

Name 3 things on earth that aren't Jackie Chan.

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Harambe
Hitler
your Mom

Tacos
Horses
Jackie Chan


FUCK

gravy
jews
jackie chan

fuck i cant do it...

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Bill Nye
Lawrence of Arabia
Jackie Chan

It is impossible

quads have decided to fuck your thread up, OP
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Apples
Jackie Chan
Bananas

>implying i cant

Toothpaste
Lamps
JACKIE CHAN

Bruce Lee
Kim jong un
Jackie Chan

Fuck...

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quads never lie

Hamsters
Epilepsy
Jackie Chan

IMPOSSIBLE!!!!

Mao Zedong
Vlad the Impaler
Jackie Chan

see? it was easy

Mushrooms
Autism
Venus

lost again, fuck

Jackie chun
Jackie cheung
Jackie Chan-fuuuck

not true, Hitler was kinda Jackie Chan

Jackie Chan's mom
Jackie Chan's dad
Jackie Chan's accountant

Pizza
Lamps
Jackie Chan it's impossible

Please. He's Chinese he don't need an accountant

Me
My dog
My micropenis

Panama
Papers
Jackie chan

Jet li
Bruce Lee
Harembe (jackie) chan

Can't be done

Tsk, this is ridiculously easy.
Cheesecake
Jackie Ch...

Motherf...

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

rick harrison
pawn shop
bill clinton

>Chuck Norris
>WWE
>Politics
Because he's not fake and gay

>jack
>key
>chan
I did it!! oh fuck...

gg

>New friends
>Your mother
>machu pichu

>Hillary
>Rodham
>Clinton

dicks
weiners
penises

>Jackie Chan

>Jordan shoes
>AIDS
>Coffee
>Kush
>Ibuprofen pills
>Ethiopia
>Cricket
>Herpes
>Adderall
>Niggers

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Rush Hour
Chris Tucker
Jackie Chan


FOR FUCK SAKE FUCK OFF

Jackie Chan on Moon
Jackie Chan on Venus
Jackie Chan might as well be walking on the Sun

Jackie Brown
Nurse Jackie
Jackie Chan

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

Computers
Roads
Jackie's van

Cacti
Ceiling fan
Jackie Chan

FUCK

Jackie
Chan
Jackie chan

Shit

Fuck you and your newfag quads

Whiskey
Scotch
Jackie Chan- fuck everything

OHHH DAM user!!!
Let me try this Sup Forumsro
Chan Tatum
Jackie Gleason
And... fuck who was that one guy on that drunken master movie???
Hey and What was his name agin???

hitmonlee
hitmonchan
jackie chan

oh

Sup Forums
8ch
JackieChan

Jackie Chan confirmed Sup Forumsro

I can easily name ten, what the fuck newfags.

>JalapeƱos
>Anakin Skywalker
>Cum gargling sluts
>Kool-Aid
>Internet
>Embryos

>Chinese mafia
>Hitler
>Anal lube
>Niggers

Acne Hijack

he actually did it, the absolute madman

China
Asian people
Jackie Chan
ffs

You sly dog

Let me try

Joker

Crocodile

Jackie Chan

Wait one more time

Jade

Talismans

Jackie cha

Ok I got this

Waaa-cha!

Karate Chop

Ja

Fuck you OP

I see what you did there

>Hillary
>Rodham
>Clinton

blaze it

Martial arts
Chris Tucker
Jackie Chan....FUCK SHIT FUCK

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

OH SHIT!

I can name 10 things that aint jackie chan you massive faggots its easy.

Jallapino Peppers
An attack helicoptor
Columbia
Krispy Kreme motherfucking donuts
Iphone 6
Eminems 2nd album.
Carrots
Harambe
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NIGGERS

There see, you are all a bunch of faggots.

Tim, Eric, Jackie Chan!

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