Ask a serial killer anything

Ask a serial killer anything

how is 8th grade for you so far?

you rekt him good

lamooooooooooo

Do you put the word "killer" in your usernames? Cause everyone knows, people who "killer" in their usernames are legitimate murderers.

how was school today, champ?

You can ask legitimate questions if you'd like, or you can be a little bitch.

Legitimate question, how was school?

aww, the big bad serial killer gets offended over a comment? poor guy.

When your dad fucks you do you like is rough or gentle?

How many kills? Also why should we believe you?

Proof or gtfo

why are you such a faggot

at what age did you realize that you were an edgy faggot who would never accomplish anything significant?

i remember when i was your age and really retarded. like you, i thought that everyone else was retarded, too

>serial killer

prove it, post pics of bodies or gtfo with your summerfaggotry

Only two people so far. Not sure if that officially classifies me as a serial killer. You don't have to believe me, but I can't really prove it to you in anyway that wouldn't heap ordered my identity.

You're still her age and still very retarded. Faggot

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nice trips m8

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No bodies. I'm not your usual type of serial killer. I don't keep the fucking bodies, or take any pics.

Do you keep any trophies from your victims?

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whats a really good recipe for hummus??

How about this actual question, are you in connection with all the missing persons cases that are frequently happening in Maine? 20-27 year old males have been vanishing and are being found washed up along the coasts.

This was supposed to say reveal

and faggot confirmed

atleast give us SOME PROOF that you're a fucking serial killer other than your word

gtfo with your edgy summer faggot fuck fest

So what do you do with them? Do you stash them somewhere?

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Describe your relationship with your mother.

Also how do you do it?

Keep em coming...

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Got your pubes you edgy faggot?

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No

"A serial killer is a person who murders three or more people"

Fuck off until you kill another person, faggot

>I'm not your usual type of serial killer.

That's what they all say

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1)any trophies?
2)any specific tools you use
3)do you stake out your victims
4)do you have any family and or a job
5)how do you deal with the remains

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What's your killing method?

what brand, Rasin Brand, Fruit Loops, ect

What's your favorite race in Elder Scrolls?

No you`re not officially a serial killer needs to be more than 6
Just two people ? how did you at least kill them ?
did you leave any signature at least ?
did you take a souvenier ?
I know this is b8 but ill take a little bite

"I guess you could say I'm not a usual type of serial killer. While the poser serial killers shop at American Eagle, I shop at Hot Topic. I'm pretty random, WAFFLES!! MURDER KNIFE!! XD"

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also 2 victims does not make you a serial killer.. just a killer
do 5 then you can earn that title

My mother and I are fine. Love her and she doesn't suspect I'm a killer. She's proud of me since I'm a college graduate with a six figures paying job in the software industry. Also I generally Just kill them. No torture or rape. Usually a knife to the throat and watch them bleed out.

Not even a trophy ? that just makes you a dick not a serial killer.

how did you kill them

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What political office do you currently hold?

I'll work on it, it takes Some time to choose someone to kill.

Just sabra

Top kek lel.. Funniest shit i've seen all day

I have a list all ready.

No

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Khajit

No it doesn`t you just go at night for a drive looking for a victim that looks like someone that hurt you in the pass physically or in your feelings.
uuhh read it somewhere in google .....

answer these questions op

what are your tactics?

gay

checkd' and no ready made factory crap...real hummus with real ingredients..

When do you turn 18?

Do you need help with math?

Do bees exits?

Cringefest 2016: The Musical ITT

While how you choose your victims is entirely up to you i find it weired you do not feel the need to relive the feeling of the past kill aka take trophies maybe you are just a poser like those 3men1hammer and the acedamy maniacs to name a few wannabes

Do you enjoy it? Details?

MODS MODS MODS

No trophies
2. Knife, but I carry a pistol in case things go wrong
3.Yes I do. It can take me a few months to choose them. Than I stalk them so I can learn their scedule.
4.Im single and don't have kids, and I have a job in the software industry.
5. I take them to the woods. Washington state has a lot f deep woods. I dig a huge hole and put them in there.

the weapons that you prefer and why?

ah damn it wanted to see the complete comic but that is fucking disgusting, and why do I keep watching it.
Also why OP is been such a fag ?
I live in a place where they cut the head legs arms or hands of people, burn them, or even take a fucking leg not sure what for.
they are not even serial killers just random hitman on meth or coke.

Elaborate?

Knife because it's silent, and I like the blood

Would you like to know how I choose them? Also, keeping the bodies is just a ticking time bomb, you need to get rid of them or else you'll be caught.

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More legs give you more vajanias.

Do you drown them in milk?

No

men or women

how do you choose the victims? do you look for certain features? do you like helpless people who have no way of defending themselves? Why not cut them in to pieces and dunp them in lakes/oceans?

Then op would get found, you fag

why did this make my dick so hard though..

What is an op?

why the fuck not

Op is a fag

obvious pedophile

trophies do not refer to actual body parts you know? while some do choose tooth and hair strands yiu could always get creative and take something else

XD why whould u call him. That xD

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I'm going to laugh if this guy ends up actually being a serial killer

he offered to tell how he chose his victims my Q. were not just random

If you've had the opportunity, would you work with a partner?

Have you watched dexter?
It's about a serial killer who kills other serial killer. Love that show