Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Akbar is going well
>Mfw they shot down my chopper but I rigged it with enough C4 to blow apart the entire map
>I think like, 40 C4 in total.
"Do you think we got him?"
"Lets check the choppe- OH MY FUCKING GOD RU-"
*blows up C4*
>"Jesus fuckin christ dude. That was horrific."
>Me laughing like a psychopath.
Feels gud.
Claiming Yuuki
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Best Wife.
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Best claimed
Still here
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Miracle of the Universe
What do you write?
Claimed.
>be at restaurant
>Order food
>Order takes long
>Teacher walks in
>Pleasedontseeme.png
>Order finally out
>Get it and leave
Got out at the nick of time.
Yuuko Aioi claimed!
(・ω・)
nano a cute
a cute!!!
I don't RP, senpai.
(・ω・)
>being THIS MUCH of a heal slut
It's fun healing a teammate and watching them kill people, and then they say thank you. Super rewarding.
I got the "Above All, Do No Harm" by playing on a deathrun map
Stock syringe gun or the Blutsauger? I use the bonesaw, tbh. I like the slightly faster swing speed. Also, I think it looks nicer.
>Stop having fun with a game you like
Here's a (you) and a smug qt, free of charge.
Jesus christ, that's /devilish/.
>40 C4
Sounds like it dropped frames, kek
How many of them did you kill?
that's hot
Claimed
I will marry you Rem ~
>claimed
Killed the two that were closest to the chopper, they're respawned now. All is quiet.
>I'm prepping my base for a Siege style assault.
>Gonna set up a sentry nest with a 200 round LMG
>May God Have Mercy On Their Souls.
Its gonna be fun
>I'm also gonna put landmines out the ass.
Frames Will Drop.
I think it was the Blutsauger, whichever one heals you and eats up scouts.
The Uber Saw is nice because it's a one hit kill if you hit someone in the back. And it charges your uber charge.
Holy shit i hope this goes where i think it is going.
(Rainforest)
>hugs
Fine then senpai
(・ω・)
Claimed.
Enough to pay the most of my living. But it barely makes it. And I dont work with schedules. I write when I'm up to.
40°C is quite hot. Not a lot compared to where i live but quite hot
Small stories of 5 pages in its maximum.
And poems
HEAL SLUT
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Hey
Sorry to disappoint, but that's all.
Yes, but what kind of stories?
I will return.
Well fuck.
Actual healers just hate everyone
Hey there
cute
I mean... sure but... I could be a tank and still want it. :3
God damn, all of that against a few people?
Just you in the base too? GG.
Oh my goodness, it was fun to tear up the Scouts by knowing where they're going to move and spamming while being healed.
Oh, I know it charged uber, but does it really one shot from behind? That's crazy.
What'd you think of the medigun changes on the Meet your Match update?
where did you get this photo of me
delet this
It's hard not to hate basically your whole team for being dumb.
I see you've taken pictures of your trip to Brazil.
Oh well as long as it pays enough right. Plus it seems like a really fun way to earn money I must say I'm kinda jealous
Where do you live if I may ask? It's extremely hot for where I live so I'm not used to it.
Hey Sachi
I stopped playing before the Engie got his update.
Saber claim
>Actual healers just hate everyone
Too true there
Claiming
All waifu's in this thread are guaranteed 100% sugerfree, glutenfree and non-carcinogenic
Saber ~
They all are so dumb
My life as a support main in league
Hey my qt tsun
Its gonna be like that Seal Team Six shit except they'll have to fight Sentries
>I'm gonna do some sneaky beaky and see if I can't do an MLG Snipar when I see their chopper coming.
>Mfw they actually went full tactical and got all black clothes, black gear, laser sights and night vision goggles.
>Came in on a black chopper covered in armor
>Chopper got BTFO by an RPG turret but they managed to parachute out
Dis gon b gud
>BETTER GET BACK TO THE FIGHT.
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Mostly are modern stories about today's world. But I don't have an real theme.
There are no dumpsters (or how the fuck you call theses places) in Brazil since 2005.
Hey.
Brazil
WOW LEWD
Thats a lovely pic
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Hello Akiko
>but I'm told this thread is cancer
Hello Rory.
Now you got me interested in Re:Zero
gardy claimed
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Do they have GMOs?
Hey there Rory
How are you?
Hey garde
Mai is spitting hot fire.
Oh, boo.
They made it to where all mediguns match the speed on a faster heal target, like the Quickfix, and if your pocket is being damaged by a pyro, the pocket is healed 75% less.
Kinda sucks, honestly.
REPORTED FOR LEWD.
Especially when you try to tell them what to do to not get you killed, and then they do the opposite.
Jesus christ, is this a minecraft clone with guns or ARMA?
Hello! How did the flight go?
here
and
morning
You think so?
I'm still breathing if it counts
It's good.
Nazi Shino Claimed
>There are no dumpsters
Alice ~
Yeah I understand where you're coming from I used to play a ton of support. Role just wasn't fun for me
Chefbro
Claiming
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Hey my sub
How do you get inspiration? Or do you just sit down and force a poem out?
>Brazil
Seems like a mess atm, I hope the Olympics didnt take too much of a toll on you
Stop bullying
Rood ruby
Hey tomoko
>bullying
I'm sorry love~
heyoooooo formaldehyde-flavored
Terrible... puked until I had nothing left to puke
Hi there tomoko, how are you?
FUR DAS VATERLAND!
Hello Alice
>but I'm told this thread is cancer
You were also you you could be anything you wanted to be
Some might. I won't guarantee anything
Uh huh....
I have no idea what you are talking about, it has seriously been forever since I've played.
hi. how goes it
fine. good to see you survived the plane ride
How is everybody today?
>Misaki Nakahara claimed
The attacks are telegraphed! You can dodge them!
Oh shit, are times rough for you?
I enjoy the role, I like being able to help and set up plays
How is family?
How are you?
It's been forever, how are you?
I'm fine, you?
Yep for sure
almost as lovely as you
I wish Tats was here
He had many fans
Howdy
Fuck off Tats.
A-okay amigo.
Shits so fucking gay fr
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I'm serious. They're illegal. It was a giant shit they did. Now all the trash is kinda buried. But in a way that doesn't affect the ecosystem too much. After a few years of use they close the place and in 3 years trees can grow again.
I never needed to force it. It just flows. I've never been without inspiration.
Nah. The Olympics were good. We didn't expended as much as we thought. And everything is fine
Kinda. I can't just lie and say that fine now. People know the truth
Good to hear. I finished class for the day not too long ago, did some working out, now I'm relaxing with some WoW.
Sorta both. Take Arma, make it zimbambo, get some Minecraft esque textures, add in a functional base building system, and you've got yourself Unturned
>Its fucking awesome.
>MFW I had taken out three of them, one with my sentry nest and the other two in a gun fight
>Go outside, get in battle with last guy, outflank him and kill him
>Mfw walk out into open about 3 feet and hear BOOM
>RIP Terrorism Man
>Shot by a receptionist that they convinced to help.
>That .50 bmg BTFO'd me.
All in all, it was a gud fight, and I got outsmarted by Tactical Genius.
Good
I just did the last of my exams so that's out of the way, which is nice
I heard you were feeling sick before you took off last night. Poor thing.
Well, at least it's over, right? How are you feeling now?
>The Engineer Update was a major content update focusing on the Engineer. The update was announced on July 5, 2010
>2010
Haha, oops, I should have assumed that you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
Anywho, how are you?
>"Stop running ahead! Stay here and guard me while I heal and buff our teammates!"
>he leaves
>dies
>blames me
Such is life.
you
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What are you up to tonight cutie?
Hello there, how are you?
Being cancer could be fun for a bit. I don't like ruining peoples evenings though so I refrain from raiding other threads
What are you up to this evening?
Your waifu is a shit
Same, it's nice to be back.
It has... so long I forgot we even knew each other.
Glad to finally see you again mum :^)
Tired.
Bored.
A little horny.
Nice legs gardy~
ANAL FEGS ITT
what are you going to do now that youre back?
Means a little homosex
Anyway, Penny's gonna AFK for a bit.
>Gonna go home since its the end of the day and its End Game.
Be back in about half an hour or so
>Penny~
Naaah. I've been a little horny since I woke up.
Can't explain it. Totes hetero too.
So what are you up to?
Oh shit
You want to talk about it?
Great, you get to chill for a bit
>"Ok, when I ping we dive, got it?"
>Ping several times
>Dive in and get no follow up
>"Quit feeding you fucking scrub"
League is a Wonderful game, isn't it?
Why you calling me mum?
Im okay, not sure if we talked today but I woke up at 4pm which kinda sucked
>I'm scatterbrain rn
How are you doing?
They're fine, it's getting late so I might join voice com soon.
>Can you wait a little longer?
Thats pretty cool, what are you studying? Does it go well with your creativity?
Oh good to hear, you attended something?
Feeling a lot better after some sleep. Playing some games with Shino and the stream bbys right now, it's really cheering me up.
How are you?
wewie
hmmm... probably start answering the shit-tons of emails I got.
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You heard me
Because I am your faithful son! Can you kiss me goodnight and sing me a lullaby?
Damn, hopefully it doesn't become P2P before I'm able to play it. Sounds rad. You play online? I'd be cool to play with you, I think.
Ehh, what's the performance like? I hope it doesn't take a two thousand dollar rig to run.
>goodnight sweet terrorist
>A little horny
You better take care of that, then.
(・ω・)
What time did you sleep?
Ah, that's good to hear! What games?
I'm doing well, having fun with /waifu/ threads today.
(・ω・)
Just woke up. Need to get out of bed so I can go to work.