ITT: We're in an office together

ITT: We're in an office together.

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Why is every in that photo white ?

Blacks dont work in offices wtf

Yo johnny hand me that sales document i requested

>office

I have to go earlier today.

You ever seen the it crowd that have a black guy you uncultured swine

three of them are non-threateningly ambiguous

dubs and we get shot up and die

If it was
>itt: we work in the McDonald's
It would have been all blacks except for the manager

Hey guys

No, i work in it all whites

Please call Mr. Frank and tell him about the finished paperwork before you go.

people stop all practices, this company is shut down for debt, i am an official debt collector, here is my license

Dang it Ron stop taking my darn stapler

Don't forget that report that is due for Friday!

Its that scammer again, SECURITY!!

TURN DOWN THE AIR CONDITION YOU SEXIST PIGS!

I am a strong and independent woman and I'm freezing in my shoulder free, paper-think blouse over here! This is what sexism look like, so problematic.

Suck my dick faggots! I got weekend early this week!

H..hi, I'm the new intern. Could you direct me to HR please?

i heard i was being called, i have an enormous ear infection now, what's going on?

Sure, follow me. And watch out for that carl guy, hes a known rapist...

Out that large door thatsuppliers labelled Cantina and fetch me a coffee and hurry!

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So who was it that needed me to install flash on their computer?

You cant be the collector... because i am the collector

Is anyone coming to my party? What beer should I buy?

Oh ok, thanks!

Is that Carl?

Why are there so many scammers in our office? SECURITY!

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fuck you man, that was ONE TIME

get the fuck out you freak, now my ear infection is really kicking in!

what's the problem chef?

Yup, thats him be carefull and have a nice internship

So ummm, do you have those TPS reports?

Hi, user. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports.

i see them too

Thanks for reminding me, Robert! I almost forgot.

Nah man buy liquor its waaay better, something like a good whiskey you know

I sucked Jennifer's nipples at that company golf game.

Hello user, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

I AM NOT A FUCKING SCAM THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SCAM STOP NOW YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Have you seen my stapler?

fuck you carl you might be my boss but i fucking quit FUCK YOU BYE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!

Get the fuck out of my building, you degenerate paki cunt

But there is no office work done on sundays, only the janitors and cleaning staff work on sundays.

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It's Wednesday.
Dicks out for Harambe, homos.

I don't know who Semen is, but I'm eating your yogurt.

Hello, this is vault-tec calling! I have come here today to tell you that you all have been pre-selected into the local vault!

Hello is there any it guy around? I had a wirus and a internet told me to delete win32 but computor is now broken

Alright everyone, I've brought the munchkins. Now, I only have two boxes, so only about three munchkins each. And please use the napkins, I can't stress that enough. If you drop one, I cannot allow you to get another.

Don't worry Robert, here's a disk with Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit.
Just put it in into your computer and follow the instructions.

Oh thank you, those computers make my nuts crack every darn time!

Oh, Stevie. Good, I need you to fix my email. I mean, I can probably figure it out, but I want to go take another swing at getting Stacey in Accounting back to my place. You know what I mean, sport? 'Course you don't.

-takes five- Thanks, pal, you're a hero.

Goddammit, Helen. You always get what you want, don't you? Even quads.

Quads lul

Well, let's just say I know who to go to to get what I want -wink-

Got dammit corey stop eating all the pork rolls

>you're FAT, Helen!

.s..s..sure.. I'll fix your email client.. thunderbird right...
t-t-thank y-you... *shrugs*

you mean the most attractive three?

Godammit Stevie, speak up!

Dubs and I kill myself

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*Takes all of the blueberry munchkins

Thanks user.

can one of you fags show me the shitposting department.
goddamn assholes.

*doesn't show up*

Next time, I'm getting glazed only.

Someone get me a cup of coffee

Everything else is shit tier.
Blueberry munchkin is best munchkin

Go do it yourself Jim, THE LUNCH ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT DOOR GODAMMIT

You want creme with your coffee?

You are in error.

I want one of these. Haven't had them in at least 10 months.

I got it myself, thanks

You could have had 3, but Helen came and took 5.

>If Jack has 30 donut holes to distribute among 12 coworkers, but Helen comes and takes 5, how many does Jack have left?
>Common Core
>show your work

Does anyone know how to put the filter arrows back on my spreadsheet?

Hey it's almost lunch time. You guys wanna checkout the new chinese restaurant?

Enjoy your cum munchkins.

Next time a motherfucker asks me for a pay raise.

Pic fucking related.

I'm talking to you, Harold.

Sure why not! Lets ask Matt if he wanna come too.

Alright which one of you bastards is stealing my milk from the fridge? This bottle was almost full yesterday.

Okay you go get him I go for a quick cig.

It's implied that the event of the distribution lies in the future, so Jack has 25 left, as the only thing that happened is fat Helen.

Oh that was yours?! Sorry man i'll invite you to a Coffee at lunch break. I heard the new Starbucks is Neat

MY COMPUTER IS FUCKING SLOW!

Stay Calm. I contacted Steve. He should be around in 10 minutes to check your PC

Well, if you put it in the fridge, put your name on it! It's the lunch room, people make their coffee there and shit.
If you want people to not touch your stuff, label them as yours.

Fuck being HR is a pain in the ass.

Sure, take your time

You owe me big time! But a cofffee will work just fine to erase your sin.

no fuck that. ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, if you want a *real* pain in the ass, how about you join me in the janitor's closet for a little afternoon delight? ;)

Glad that i didnt fudged up to hard. Alright see you in lunch break!

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY EXPENSIVE PEN? YOU ALL KNOW IT, IS HAS MY INITIALS ON IT DAMMIT.

hello i am stve from pc optimizer pro how can i do you for

For fuck's sake guys, these are NOT your home computers, stop bringing in your personal drives, stop abusing the internet, you signed an agreement saying you wouldn't in the computer usage policy when you signed your contract.
Please use your allocated network drives (H: X: and Z:) and remember that we can monitor your computers via the event viewer.
Also, you can't use Fruitloops or Deckadance, audio devices are off due to the group policy, so please stop trying to install it.
- IT

Words on the street that you got a fat cock

I saw Gary wankin around with it. He talked somethin about "sharpie in pooper".

Hey Steve please check Mikes computer please. He complains about it being to slow.

Carl, if you disturb me or any coworkers again I will call the fucking cops on you.
Get back to cleaning, I think Helen puked from eating too many munchkins.