Name one thing worse than stubbing your toes. Go ahead, try...
Pro tip: you can't. I'm in absolute motherfucking agony.
Name one thing worse than stubbing your toes. Go ahead, try...
Pro tip: you can't. I'm in absolute motherfucking agony.
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stubbing your hard dick
paper cut
getting an iphone for your birthday but it's not the silver one you wanted, it's white.
Stepping on a lego
Never hearing you dad say he's proud of you
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>never doing anything your dad could be proud of
Breaking your fingernails clean off
This
Nice try faggot
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Making the person you love hate you with a burning passion
Or stepping on a lego
living
Do you both need a hug
fucking columbo over here.
probably
Knowing that you were unplanned and as much as you try to fit in you know that your mom didn' abort you beacuse she would get child support
Kidney Stones
mmmmm dat get
mmmmm kill yourself
christ almighty this guy
tooth rotten to the core
you mean being british? I could not imagine the pain.
oh no someone online is being edgy and told me to kill myself. better go do it then.
fuck off you raging bitchnigger cocksucking aidsfaggot cuntlicking anal ribber
Bees
stubbing your toes..... twice
should have stopped at aidsfaggot
you ruined it
My dad told me he hated me. Those were nice feels. I wasn't even a worthless loser either.
Just like i ruined your mum you utter cockblasting shitsucker
Whenever i stub my toe i just think to myself that it doesnt hurt that bad, and then its gone within seconds. Usually its just the impact that makes me think its going to hurt.
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dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case
How fucking often do you stub your toes? How clumsy do you have to be to stub your toes frequently?
Don't die
always comical to see you kids tossing around the buzz words you think will help you fit in, when in fact, it's the one thing that makes you stand out.
have a great day.
what are you talking about?
Check
When your girl is riding your cock like a champ and she slips and you hit perineum, bending your cock in half and causing you to cry like a little girl.
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>edgy
lick my balls lori
Yea, true. Don't remember stubbing my toe since I was a kid.
Maybe 3 times a year, it happens, when youve got cramped spaces to walk through.