Very bored, will text my gf literally anything. Dubs decide?

Very bored, will text my gf literally anything. Dubs decide?

Text PENKS post reply

Gas the kikes race war now!

"Tits?"

I can't say any more, the jews are watching

ever thought about pegging?

>Could you send nudes right now I'm super horny and miss you a lot.

Win

Send her leaked Leslie nudes

I never want to see you again, don't text me or talk to me, it's over. Kill yourself!

Winrar

Wanna do a threesome with my best friend? So you can fuck him while I watch. Please cuck me babe!

Link?

Would you suck my friend's cock if i asked you to do so?

GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO
GO

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Roll for this.

in that order.

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Kek

"do u like eggplant parmesan"

jk

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delivered

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Ayy winzip

Check'd

Sharpie in tha pooped

What the hell are you doing...

send nudes or we break up

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Say PENKS again

I want to let you know that my ultimate fantasy is for you to be fucked by my friend while I fuck him in the ass.

i found a bed bug in my bed

I'm sorry, I don't love you anymore, going to shoot up the high school tomorrow, bye.

is that what period does to male people

I'm secretly a gay man

Time to see if she's a keeper...

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Harambe>you cya bitch

Well this should be interesting

Whoops sorry mean to text that to someone else.

im haveing an accident

you could have at least her send the nudes

OKAY OP NOW YOU GOTTA SEND

I am bored and make shitty fake threads on Sup Forums

I hacked your faggy ass bf's phone now suck my dick bitch

I'm sorry....this meth got me fucked up

Sorry my dog stole my phone, can you send those nudes though please? xx

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Rerolling!

>cyka
>fucking western spy

Double dubs confirmed

dude, i want to strangle you. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

But really, send those nudes.

when that last "ha" just says too much

sorry about that, but send nudes? your choice on what position

No but babe seriously, can I get some booty pics

But for real, nudes?

Rerolling

>what kind u want?
good answer

no but srlsy send nudes

im conserned about us... dont call me tho

Haha that jk, dont seem so shit now eh lads.

Ask for the nudes again

Bahahahaha

>haha
>ha
>same
Fuck her OP, get a loyal male partner and get rimjobbed you faggot

Nudes?

o shit my cad is dead

Do you love harambe as much as I do? If so let's eat the remains of small children together

I want a 3 some with you and your mother
Roll

Rolllllll

the only way to win her over is with dank Sup Forums memes

Get

specifically butt stuff

Time fo da tititieis

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I just got this new double sided dildo. Can we try it out and smash our assholes together.

s
soup?

I think i might be gay...

And say, "Send something like this"
>send image

if i had sex with a transexual before would that be bad or...?

spank me daddy

I want to throw sand on your ass hole and fuck it till it bleeds and then cum on your eyes while your finger is up my asshole

Kek

roll

reroll

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

roll

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

reroll agin

roll

dude, i want to fucking strangle you. this shit is so annoying. what the fuck are we even arguing about? im drunk, im watching parks and rec, and monitoring ops jackassery. get the fuck off my case

so many dubs

"send me a pic of you bent over lower than your grans spirit"

Nailed it do

rolling for this

winrar

dis