User

user,
what has been your greatest mistake in life ?

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alcohol ruined my life, feels bad man

birth

Finding Sup Forums

Being born pretty much.

Not killing myself when I thought I was actually going to go through with it.

be a push boy around my ex. we could be still together..

3rd wife

blew all my cash on stupid shit and stupid "friends" who never paid me back and haven't seen in years, keep your paper to yourself; spend more time planning than spending, keep people at arms reach, no closer...

when I was 23 I volunteered to put my needs second with the anticipation that the favor would be payed back to me.

I once told user that OP wasn't a massive faggot. I fucked up bad.

Not talking to my ex last november

>first time fucking a girl in the ass
>didn't know what to do
>rammed whole thing in immediately
>my dicks face when I go balls deep
>pushes me off
>she goes home
>never saw her again
Havent done it since, good times

Losing my virginity

story?

Letting a guy suck my dick

Taking a break right after high school. I'm 33 yrs old now and still taking a break. Also my ex that ruined 6years of my life.

stuck my dick in crazy.

Staying friends with my crush.
Fuckin hate her now

True man.

Married and divorced a female sociopath

From most to least recent:
>not pursuing her harder
>letting that one go
>not getting on a proper career track
>not jumping off that goddamn bridge when I had a chance

what happened user

Done that but that tight 16yr old pussy was worth the crazy

its never too late to find someone new or a new job user

Trying heroin

Same, and I got crazy pregnant.

That happened to me too, except she was my best friend

>Bought a brand new 30k$ car at 20yo
>Didn't buy property during the 2008 crash, had 100k in funds.
>Bought another new vehicle
>This time a gas guzzling truck
>Invested 20% of my pay to a 401k that is doing fuck-all, for about 10 years.
>Joined the military
>Then got out after 14 years

seriously get help. ive already lost too many people to it user. you will most likely die.

Not coming out of the closet sooner. I could never find a decent jacket to go with my outfit in less than 30 min

probably picking up smoking
>started with 14
>smoking 1-2 packs a day ever since i was 16
>23 now

saying fuck it after people were saying i was fat in high school ,i was like 10 pounds over other guys my height so i stopped giving a fuck and embrace being the fat guy who eats a lot ,plays video games ,drinks way too much at parties and is the class clown.
im 26 now and really fuckin fat and i cant shake that behavior and way of thinking

Having you around the house son!

4 years of my life down the drain. bitch tried saying a fucking ginger was my kid. joke was on her im a spic and no one in my family has ever been ginger. best 100 bucks ever spent.

Living. No fucks given.

>inb4 edge claims

Or a new bridge to jump from

Smoking weed, I'm not responsible enough for this when there's legal pot a block away.

Yeah, I haven't used in 5 years but like you said, anyone I used to call a friend is dead or in prison.
Those who aren't are on the methadone clinic and just wasting away.
It just sucked because I wasted so many years doing dope when I could have gotten a higher education.
Now I'm stuck at mcdonalds probably for life.
Oh well, still sober!

Cheating on a good woman who really didn't deserve it.

They all deserve it; don't worry

She went nutty started cutting and now she's cut me off completely

Me too user, worst god damn decision of my life. I just didn't realize how perfect a drug I would find it to be. Then I thought I could manage it and it'd actually help me. Now I hate it and hate that I'm too much of a bitch to get off it.

lmao. Nice choice of picture.

Not dumping my gf and her 3 kids who aren't mine, for a 19yo nymphomaniac when I had the chance

Being fucken born

Tried to be something other than myself. 6 years of my life wasted because I wanted to impress people. now those people are either dead or elsewhere.
I have two close friends, my wife and my father left in my life. I am happier than I have been my entire life. I play games, work, read, hunt, drink. All those years spent in utter misery. Oh well, I'm a better person for it.

shitty sentiment for a Mother's Day card

mind sharing your story?

ive been a male camwhore for about 2 years and it has fucked me up mentally

if anyone wants details ask away im bored

Coming back to the U.S. instead of staying in Korea.

Trying to save these hoes

this

I know it has a reputation as a mouth fedora
I know not everyone finds it an adequate replacement
But have you tried vaping?

I learnt the hard way this isn't how things work :/

Please elaborate. This is what greentext is for.

What helped me quit was loperamide.
It's the ingredient in anti diarrhea pills you can get over the counter.
I was shooting up at least 2 grams a day and I was able to get off using the loperamide.I would take 20 pills at a time and wait a few hours, and I would feel normal again, not high but not withdrawing either.you should give it a shot bud

Same here man.... same here.
Took me a while to get back on my feet, but I did it. Still hope!

I wouldn't blame yourself for that

Wasting from 18 to 21yo with a controlling bipolar bitch.

Details?

this

+1

I'm glad I didn't make it past a year Fuck that shit I prob would've killed her and myself after 2

how has it fucked you up?

Allowing my current love run me through an emotional rollercoaster.

>Not dumping my gf and her 3 kids who aren't mine

just dump her.

Does that really work? I might try it. Can't stand being sick, like at all.

My girlfriend at the time had an abortion. I wish she hadn't

:(

Heroin is a bitch, it's the only drug I won't let people joke about around me.

You can still educate yourself. You live in an amazing time where millions of educational resources are literally at your finger tips for free.

I fucked a nigger

I would also recommend vaping, ignore the pussies, it's so much better for you and cheaper too.

impregnating my cousin

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I was a mistake, does that count?

Beat me to it user. Hope he jumps.

o yea? enlighten me. where can i study for free? i live in uk.

either weed or letting my stepmother do the shit she did

i put my dick in crazy

I just made the biggest mistake of my life

>So why should we hire you user?
>Well, I learned a bunch of math on the internet.

Having less people means they matter more and you can give them more attention, I'm glad you have them user

Get certified in something valuable like welding. Way cheaper than a college education and pays well. Trades are the way yo go if you don't want to do school

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Never getting into shape, resulting in shit confidence due to shame of body

i bring shame to famiriy

Stole a thing, got caught a while after the incident

Still ruining my life

we all have at least one, my nigga

Eh, I had the perfect opportunity and time to go talk to her but I didnt

On your computer. You can download the exact books used at universities and start working through them at your own pace. Practice your skills and build up a portfolio of work you did on your own to show to an interviewer. If the company is worth its salt, it won't care what your credentials are so long as you can perform the job because that's all they want from you.

existence

I think we have been sent here as some sort of punishment

Masturbating to BBC/Sissy Hypno. Now nothing else gets me off and I've had a chance to lay three different women but I couldn't get hard for them.

Shit sucks, but at least I don't have to worry about getting someone pregnant I guess.

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selling around 7000 bitcoins for fucking 2000 bucks.

if only i have known...

>streamable.com/yvwz
Been looking for this, thanks. Miz crushed him.

Leaving California
I love you Michelle

>male camwhore f

there are male camwhores ?!?

I had my doubts at first, but it really does work.it's like 3 or 4 bucks for a bottle.I only had to take them for like 4 days, they last at least 12 hours so it's the cheapest way to quit and to be honest, the easiest.I just sat around for a week chillen and smokin a little bit of weed if I started to crave heroin.also stay away from all your old homies they'll drag you back into it before you even realize.

google /wooo/ and dont tell them you came from Sup Forums or /asp/

Better men have killed themselves.
I think you know what to do.