Why is she literally the only funny female actress in existence?

Why is she literally the only funny female actress in existence?

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Betty white is still alive.

not funny

Emma Thompson

Never laughed once. Quirky doesn't equal funny. She's literally the same person in everything she does and delivers. Just not a fan, there are way funnier female comedians/actresses

Rachel Bloom

Nice quads but you should've backed up your claim pham

How did she get those scars, anyway?

Are you literally the stupidest person in existence?

No joke, a nutjob ran up to her as a kid and slashed her face

Stranger Danger.

She was out in her front yard as a child when a dude walked up and slashed her face with a knife and ran.

her movies aren't for me, but 30 Rock was G-d tier

Her father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Her mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, Tina watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to Tina, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at Tina with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in Tina's mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?

Definetely one of the funniest shows desu

it's because she got that scar. everyone knows mouth scars make you funnier.

Literal comedic genius.
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>Writing
Amy Phoeler
Tina Fey

>Acting
Dee Reynolds(Forgot the Actresses name)
Betty White

>Stand-Up, Comedy in general
Maria Bamford
Joan Rivers(RIP)

Those are my picks, there are funny women in all sides of comedy. But Tina Fey is more on the writing side of things. She is an okay actress, so yeah.

All that wasted effort.

i did laugh at the ridiculousness of that

like a farley sketch

>Betty White
DUDE I'M OLD AND CRUDE LMAO

downboat >:^[

>female

how is she so hot

Ana Farris
Rachel McAdams
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Jessica Walter
Amy Smart
Kirsten Wiig
Rose Byrne
Maya Rudolph
Wendi McLendon-Covey

>Rachel McAdams
In what?

>Maya Rudolph
i fucking hate her face so much, i also hate how they try to pass her as "hot" when she's fugly as fuck.
>Wife of Krasinski in Away We Go
Yeah right

Agree with the rest sampai

>mfw i read maria bamford did voice acting on the english dub of Cromatie High School

Mean Girls, The Hot Chick. She should do more comedies desu.

>tfw slapstick feminist spoof movie with Fey, Byrne and McAdams as bumbling SJW's

Oh right, forgot she was in those, yeah she's pretty good

She is really casual and good in the interviews I've seen. Makes her even more attractive.

>She's literally the same person in everything she does

Quads rarely lie, but she wasn't at all her usual persona in Sisters. Even though Sister wasn't great.

I WANT TO CUM ON HER FACE

Nobody knows.

Why wouldn't she be? Just because of a little scar?

Thats not ilana

but abbi is funnier

I've seen her IRL, she's tinier and has a more noticeable Upper Darby PA accent

And her husband is shorter than her

very funny and charming in interviews

>those crazy eyes
>she will never run you down and tear your throat out with her teeth

;____;

I gave up on her the past 5 years but now that she's over the SJW Femme shtick I respect her again.

When she came out against the Oscars, not because they're #sowhite but that she called them out on their shit saying they're all fake af. Using a tv event to grandstand and pander for brownie points.

Then when her Netflix show caught shit for being racist she just said "I'm not gonna explain jokes to idiots anymore. If you can't see that were trying to be funny then it's not my fault you're too dumb to take the joke."

She's woke af.

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jeez man. want a hug?

Broad City is actually pretty good. And they write most of their stuff.

Is she the friendly guard from OITNB?

thanks man. I used to have this picture i cut out of a magazine and put in my binder cover. The only lady on my notebook

I WANT HER TO BE MY MOMMY SOOOO BAD :(((((

They say people do comedy to compensate for "stuff". I don't know if it's true or not but I'm starting to think I'm sexist for rarely being entertained by lady comedians

She's always been like this, youtube the bit she did about Paris Hilton on Stern. Women who grow up fat/ugly know the struggle of being a man.

She used to be ugly.

It's hard to be a female celebrity if you're still ugly, and it's hard to be funny if you're attractive, and super hard to be funny if you're an attractive woman.

She got funny before she got hot.

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They're generally not as funny, at least to men. Maybe we just find different shit funny compared to women.

Funny female comedians exist, Joan Rivers being one of the greats.

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God DAMN.

Apart from those last two, you're right. I'd also add Kaitlin Olson and Kristen Schaal if you can get over her face.

Really? I just want to have sex with her. Repeatedly. In a relationship. Have some kids, get married. You know, hralthy stuff. Why would you want her to be your mommy. Can't fuck your mom.

You can't fuck your mother but you CAN fuck your MOMMY. Everyone here knows that. Are you dumb are something, pal?

I've fapped to this several dozen times.

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Leave cute kino to her :3

I didn't say mother.

I love her so much it hurts.

you're nuts

Because "she" was born a "he."

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Dee Reynolds = Kaitlin Olson
funniest woman on television

>Who is Mo Collins

You obviously haven't watched unbreakable kimmy schmidt season 2. She's excellent in it.

meant for

Sweet Dee, bitch

She is.

>people actually citing Betty White
>no mentions of Vicki Lawrence or Carol Burnett

Lol who? Go to bed grandpa.

>nobody posting DOBBY

>tfw continual failure to put one's dick in the dobs

Better than Trevor Noah desu

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all me btw

>what kinda name u want

She made me diamonds

Lauren Lapkus is my comedy crush

>you will NEVER chew on her weird hair

Oh shit. You've got interesting info AND you've seen Cromartie High? There's still hope for Sup Forums.

Maya Rudolph is one of the ugliest hags I've ever seen.

>tfw slapstick feminist spoof movie with Fey, Byrne and McAdams as bumbling SJW's

could i have a source on this please

why haven't i've seen this before? an Eva Green pic above this post and now this video, goddamnit. I can feel the precum trickling down my erect penis.

The only female comedienne that can consistently get me is Morgan Murphey. Everyone else might as well count their hit jokes on one hand.