Shaved my pubes and couldn't bathe and now this, what do I do?

Shaved my pubes and couldn't bathe and now this, what do I do?

>bathing rn

Either shaving bumps or herps dude

Is that crabs or just bad pimples or herpes? get that checked out

Retard, asking what to do, not fucking what it is.

Op best thing to do is leave it alone. You can get some topical relief cream but that's about it. Gotta wait for it to go away. Also make sure to wash it an make sure it stays clean and dry.

Dat aids soz

It's just shaving rash/ingrown hairs.

just wash and scrub it well, use any acne medication you have too.

You shaved the wrong direction. It'll heal in two weeks.

if it is herpes, its not even bad so dont worry. herpes doesnt do anything.

I bet you can get delicious squeezes out of those. Start popping them and post results.

Get poppin

Put rubbing alcohol on it and it'll dry em up try not to pop until they come to a head with very little effort

Next time just trim short instead of shaving
and you won't have this problem again.

Well the first thing you do is obviously pop that big yellow one

did you shave using your garlic masher?

Get a sharp needle and pick those ingrown hairs out and then they will heal up.

There's this thing called tiger balm it's made for curing shaving bumps

This isn't because of shaving, that's herpes.

Hot packs. Antibiotics if you can get em. That's staph. If it's MRSA you're double fucked.

Also this. Are you a porn star motherfucker? No actual human being uses a razor to shave their pubes

>couldn't bathe

nigga what?

lol what I do, I even use a razor to shave my balls

he forgot how to

duuuude razor bumps.

You kept scratching your junk after shaving against the grain didnt you?

well guess what

That is just ingrown hairs, they may pop like zits and itch for a bit, but they'll go away as hair regrows. No probs dawgs

Your pubes suck , mine look better

Why don't you just use hair removal cream?

what

Why the fuck would you go bald?
If you want it to look nice sure, trim it down - with a shaver, not a razor...
Unless youre into guys looking like a preteen boy is flat out silly.
You'll deal with the itch for a few days and no razor bumps.
TF is wrong with you? Just tell me you didn't shave your balls too..

You should had use cologne.
or axe spray after shaving

your skin is like mine, you can either keep shaving it bare and after the 3rd or 4th time this wont happen ( unless you're a retard, but it wont be anywhere near is bad)

Or just use trimmers and get that shit close but not bare skin. tf are you? 12?

what others have said, you just shaved it like chimpanzee.

it will heal before you know it. I would say just put on lotion and try not to pick at it or pop any bumps.

Pour rubbing alcohol on yer dick. Set it on fire. Post vids. Nigger!

I trim my pubes and shave my balls.
A lot nicer for my girl when she's down there sucking on them. Same goes for my bunghole.

>you just shaved it like chimpanzee
white person here, can you please explain to me what this means?

Just did a really bad job, I assume he meant. Like as if he were a chimpanzee with a razor, not shaven like a chimpanzee.

Should have exfoliated

it's not supposed to mean anything. It means he shaved it like a literal primate would

I just shave down then? Plus this sucks cus there's no way I'm having sex with my girl looking like thisTrim with scissors ya?I shaved my balls

You can shave your pubes again

>Trim with scissors

No wonder you have disgusting ingrown hairs, look at your pube pores, there's multiple follicles growing out of a single pore.

Next time, just buy yourself some scissors, it'll happen again if you shave.

op just use electric razor for most of it. anything you cant get use blade.

POP EM. POST RESULTS.

Doesn't fucking help that i work out in the sun all day, being sweaty, this whole scene looked fine down there till it got hot.

You guys I won't go bald, but an electric ravor one that's good for face and then something to switch out for pubes, any recommendations?

I want to tweeze them out so bad

Alrighty

So scissors or an electric razor

Do I do that two them???? Or should I wait till the swellinguy goes down

HAHAHA don't use the same Electric Razor for your face, you gorilla

No lol, haha God no, I meant isn't there like a thing I could switch out, so I could shave my face too?

Shave with the grain of your hair, not against it. Use moisturizer or sensitive after shave after you're done.

Lastly: Why the fuck would you shave and not bathe after? Are you the fucking stupid?

I'd fucking tweeze them out if it were me, and rinse it with alcohol and hydrogen peroxide and exfoliate the fuck out of them in the shower.

It feels good man
in my opinion

Beware of infection though.. That's why I say rinse with disinfectants

Its a sad story, the water line broke and I stuck stinky, and now my pubes are gross

TWEEZ THEM NOW

But so after the swelling of the pimples goes down, I wouldn't want to irritate the skin any more than it is

It's shaving bumps you retard, that's what happens when you use no shaving cream, use a dull old razor, or don't make any attempt to moisturize the area

Pop and then rub salt in it, so it doesn't spread

It's not going to make a difference. You need to clean out your pores, or that shit can swell up.

You could actually get a staph infection if you don't clean that shit immediately.

pseudofolliculitis barbarae. Due to hairs being ingrown because of being shaved too close. It will heal up. Use a depilatory instead of a razor. e.g. "magic shave."
Or, you can have your GF lick it until you cum all over the area, then rub the cum into the lesions. It won't do any good, but might be fun.

Do you filthy fucking creeps shower once every 2 months?
Shit like this doesn't happen with basic hygiene. This isn't just razor burn. There's fucking puss everywhere. It's semi-infected.
Also going for a clean shave on your pubes is fucking gay. Trim them or else you look like a toddler. A toddler with herpes in your case.
Fucking animals.

No hope. kys

bwaahahah so true, what sort of freak goes for the full shave? right said fred fan?

Go to a pharmacy and get a tube of bikini zone. Yes it's embarrassing but it works. You'll clear up in 2 days

If its right after you shave it could just be reddened irritated skin but from the what looks like pus or something white on the top a zit? least of your worries, then again could be some shit STD m8

>you filthy fucking creeps
>you look like a toddler. A toddler with herpes

Nah I shaved and had tiny cuts and couldn't bathe

So now guys this is what I'll be doing, washing it, disinfecting it, then pulling out the ingrown hairs

And when time comes, trim

Yes, please continue to tell me how much you don't give a shit.
>Protip: It's self-defeating

Water line broke

You shaved wrong, you probably went against the grain, cause those are all Ingrown hairs, wait a few days till they get longer inside the zit, pop it and pull the hair till it comes out. And next time look up how to shave before you botch it again

This. Pubic hair is that region's natural condom, no reason to shave it off, just trim so that girls/boys aren't getting it in their mouths

same exact fucking thing happens to me when i shave pubes. just have fun popping them and eating the pus.

Shave the taint, asshole, and balls with a razor. Top pubes use trimmer, never razor. Give it 3-4 days it'll go away

If you're remotely Ginger or fair skin blonde you can never shave

Use electric trimmer with guide
apply preshave lotion
If you're going pure bald take it in 3 steps till you just have tiny hair left.
Honestly the only way for a clear cut is a straight razor at this point

Manscape you fucking retard. Who the fuck shaves. Never go full retard.

I'm full blown ging, tfw nobody tells you things man

I just don't know certain things man, but thanks for helping out guys

I'll be trimming disinfecting if I can, and tweezing the double hairs

damn that look terrible lol. best thing to do is exfoliate and moisturize.

Those are razor bumps. Make sure to shave with the grain and also apply aloe lotion every now and then to keep them away. It works for me.

Never fully shave them, my advice is to use scissors or an electric razor to get them down to half an inch, it doesn't hurt and it looks better/more natural