Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=S179gegwP9U
youtu.be/nM-xBn4-R2A
youtu.be/jBYthMSG8no
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youtube.com/watch?v=8gJ3HzBbdxI
youtu.be/3sCjHTRcvtk
youtu.be/BMIp5bYMCZk
youtube.com/watch?v=QIljy5_cWAo
youtube.com/watch?v=mOivOlP9GRk
youtube.com/watch?v=TbONkGMKON0
youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw
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It's not real money

It isn't, right?

Especially with mirror mad phantasm

Uh...

It's pretty enjoyable, but way too random for some people's tastes.

>I wouldn't know, no one likes me ;-;
I haven't really been playing very many video games lately. Been watching far more anime and started reading the manga for Pandora Hearts
I think you may have replied to the wrong post/read the wrong reply
>N-not that I mind talking to you
I catch your drift, but I cannot say I share that experience. Let the good mood last, part of keeping a good mood is enjoying yourself so have fun with life
>I've given up on that
So essentially art that is based off homunculous?
We just have to come up with a way to do it! Then people who don't want to live anymore can just feed sleep to people who don't have enough time in their days
I only watched the first half of it, but I really enjoyed it. Long day?
I've never been able to shower then go to sleep, it wakes me up too much.
>maybe bath and sleep
WEW, make me rage at your internet tomfoolery
What do you got in your chili? I'm just chilling here and chatting with my pals in /waifu/ I've probably posted more in the past 2 days than in the past 2 weeks honestly

Claimed

mandatory cc claim


another to add to the book.

and in high school?

mother fucker read me like a book.
i look strong and i talk the talk, but i will never walk the walk.

yea, you need to pick them up again.

You're quite popular.

Canada has had it too good for too long...~
>Shakes fist in rage

I guess so?

...

Fuk u

Anyone want to ERP?
I'm bored

Still here

(Yuuko)
Good to hear!

(Renge)
Nice, how are things in your neck of the woods?

Sleep.

Madoka Kaname, the sisteru,

Claimed

Claiming Akiko

>Rin
Goddammit desu~
Can I find you one you don't already know?

>Captain
It's good to see you're alive and still dropping those good tunes

>Renge
Nice
God fucking dammit this song is so gimmicky. I should use it my videos

>Doll
Looks like your waifu is looking out fo you from the heavens

Oh, well fuck
i don't have much interesting to say though

That's unfortunate.

I'll start!
>le teleports behind ya
>you gasp from shock
>i grop you
>and we do hot sex

Cute waifu!
I'm just peachy. How are you doing?

Sounds neat! Trying to become a vet or something?
Hmm, not sure. I'll just do whatever has the most money. Like IT or something.

Anywho, you see the newest space launch?:
youtube.com/watch?v=S179gegwP9U

still here


and


of course i dont feel bad

It's obligatory, really
Innistrad was a good time

Honestly I don't know
It's leftover chili and I don't actually remember what was in it in the first place
Tastes fine though
I find it goes like that for me, too
Sudden bursts of activity when I'm in the mood and certain periods of quiet

Either that or I know a lot of autists online
Both are equally likely

They're going pretty well, just hanging, working, going to class, etc. You?

Sleep well Kyouko

It does fit well for quite a few montages

I can never remember
Has school started for you yet
And if not, when?

Hello people.

>Best idol claimed

>I wouldn't say no one~
Ah, I know the feel. Been slacking on games for quite some time due to my interest in other things. Only just started getting back into them.

>Renge
Because I didn't expect you actually raise your dong.

>Doll
Wew~
I'm just naturally smooth flowing when I type on mobile. It's key board typing that actually gets my fingers hurting. I tap a bit harder than I need to, so after a lot of typing the tips of my fingers start hurting a lot.

>Yuno
I'll stay inside with you if you stay inside of me~

Oh ok
Yes i only now got home

Hmm, closer to coming up with a character, and letting the stories happen around him.
Maybe, all you need is a tutor~
Part of me wants to say sex-king, kek. But no seriously, in highschool, I suppose I found out I'm not a bitch, and I quit acting like one
Of electroswing? Prolly not. Of other things, probably, yes.
Also, have a twofer
first is my favorite nightcore: youtu.be/nM-xBn4-R2A
second is a good song made for a game: youtu.be/jBYthMSG8no

All night long~

Top tier, even for 3D

You're better for it. People who walk the walk walk over others.

How is sleep going these days?

Goodnight

Becoming a vet is too hard.
What's step one for you?

North Korea is getting scary man

Kinda funny though
It's definitely on my to do list
>Im gonna be in America someday so might as well
Dude honestly I think you're me
Except well, bronze
Nothing wrong though we all have to start somewhere right?

Am I doing something wrong or do people naturally stop replying to me cause I'm a loser?

I swear someday we'll divide by zero.

Goodnight.

Won't get rid of me that easily.
youtube.com/watch?v=hSHCDmzYxXc

>I sweat as your grope my flat chest
Oh bby harder
You're making me wet

It has started. It's going fine, still nervous about my weight training class though.

You seem fine by my standards.

Pretty good! Yours is from Nichijou right?

I'm good! Just relaxing and playing Rocket League

Same, classes started the other day for me.

Do not expect people to make the first move.

>rero reros you

Claimed.

You had every warning sign possible
Keep posting, you're doing it again

Maki! How've you been my man?

I hadn't even started
Who are you, by the way?

Why are you nervous for that? I did a similar thing in early high school and I'm not strong by any means. Just a matter of doing it.

Likewise, and checked. What are you majoring in again?

What's up everyone

youtube.com/watch?v=8gJ3HzBbdxI

Id happily do that, however I think during the day it might actually be a bit too hot
wait akame you didn't leave.
>Im so fucking sorry
I must have missed it, fuck me I'm sorry

heh, you seem like you have matured from those times.

nah, i couldn't see myself harming someone on purpose.

0÷0=8
figure that out

still here 4 u
(・ω・)

Is it? What are you planning on doing, then?
Step one is, uh... Probably get educated and get a degree. All in good time, for now I'll just keep doing what I'm doing because pic related~.

Yeah, man. I hear they're still executing American butterflies.

>three matching numbers checked
M'hm, m'hm!

Rocket League seems fun, but a bit stressful.
:>

Good evening, Mai-chan~.

Nothing much at all, you?

Fuck no your my guy.

It has that nice comedical background vibe going for it. Thanks filthy lolicon

Thanks, I liked the second one best
Ah, nightcore. The genre that isn't considered a genre. I'm not sure where I stand on nightcore. I think it improves some songs but not all songs
Here are my favorite nightcores if you're interested
youtu.be/3sCjHTRcvtk
youtu.be/BMIp5bYMCZk

We're all losers Akame, that's not it

Heroes never die

Oh, that gif is pretty small. Boo.

I sure hope I have, haha

waddup fam?

Selamat Malam.

That is not rational.

Ok I'm back for good now, hopefully

>Haha, I guess I'll take that. When did you start posting, though? I was away from the threads for a little while

Now I feel guilty for putting blame on you... I started posting some time go I even know anymore. Maybe March? Somewhere in that area. Although I did take a screenshot of which was in February, so it might be earlier.

What's the story with those cool looking gas mask guys? (・ω・)

Do anything fun today?

I'm nervous for everything, I'm not too sure why weight training is spooking me the most. I'll be fine though.
youtube.com/watch?v=QIljy5_cWAo

write two 0's on a white board, it makes 8. dividing them confirms its existance.
screw logic, we're writing artistic riddles here

Good.
Restore my faith in humanity. Every little bit helps.

I could work for the state doing inspections of farms, zoos, food places, whatever. Work for fish and game, work minimum wage cleaning shit. I got options.
Don't let your dreams die.

Also nothing much, just playing Wow and relaxing.

Doll claimed.
Where do the bees sleep?

Will do at some point.

That's a very aggressive tilde.
Fuck it, they can't complain, they'd probably deal with a nuclear winter just fine.

Night.

Just making the shotgun roulette look better if she's up there to be honest.

Good you shouldn't. Kill him again to feel less bad.

Ay yo Maknificent idol.

What's wew about a lil drinking?
Ah I see. I'm pretty alright on both, but if I have to go fast on mobile i tend to fuck up my thumbs a bit.

Ah okay. You sound perfect for d&d then, you ever play it?

No I'm not you, you're me.
I only really play placement matches just to see where I'd end up. Given some of my plays lately I deserve the rank.

fuck this is why i dislike fast pacing threads,
makes me miss answers and my phone wont let me upload pics
i might leave dont want to let down to many people
>yuno

cant wait will be a blast.
always so it seems

Ha, apparently I got 120 free golden gun points for participating in the competitive mode by reaching 57 rank.
youtube.com/watch?v=mOivOlP9GRk

Romantically Apocalyptic, a post-apocalyptic web comic.

Hell, anything qualifies as art nowadays.

Except much, much cuter
Good night Kyouko. See you tomorrow
Me neither, I'm really scraping the barrel tonight trying to keep conversation going with people
Baths are way nicer than showers anyway
I've been saving up my energy for 3 months. I'm ready for literally anything. Chili tends to taste better after it's had time to sit and blend the flavours
>W-what are you saying so suddenly
I find that I'm running out of stuff. I'll be resubbing to World of Warcraft soon for the expansion that's coming out in a week
I'll be watching the second part of it tomorrow. I could have finished it all today but I had other things I wanted to do. What time is it?
I prefer to stay alone. Less heartbreak that way
>never had that happen but I don't want to
>MAGA hat
angery.jpg
Hello Emmy

I like the second one more, too. And yeah, nightcore is weird, but there are a few songs I like it alot more for, these two included in it now, as they're quite good.
Ahh, I think I started posting in November, I think. At least in these threads. I did take a break from these threads for a while too, though

Computer Science with a minor in cyber security

It's some of the most fun you can have. Highly recommend the game!

nope, for every person i help. two others get killed and another commits suicide.

Hahaha, Yeah. In fact, I finished a D&D session last night.
Well, I can't argue that, to be fair

That's good to hear. You seem like a nice person too
I mean when I'm already talking with the few people who bother replying to me
no one really. Joined last week I think
Yeah that's why I thought there was something else
ayy

man I didn't think I'd get all these (You)s. Guess that makes me officially an attention whore now

Ok
Its 3:40 am

including dog shit.
tumblrism has gone too far

Hey! What's up?

Sounds a lot like my mother. She knew 4 people who killed themselves and 1 murderer.

You must keep their spirits alive~

Doesn't sound like a bad deal. Well, besides that last thing. Hopefully you find something to do that makes you happy!
>Don't let your dreams die.
I hope I don't decide to be too passive and make nothing out of myself.
No motivation at all~. :>

Playing WoW? Any fun still?

Oooh, neat. I'll look into it.
Reminded me of S.T.A.L.K.E.R or something.

How much is it? :>

Bullshit.

It's used here exactly to that effect
youtube.com/watch?v=TbONkGMKON0
You're welcome :^)

Don't get yourself too worked up over it. I'm sure you will be. Anything else you're excited for in the upcoming year?

It does, I agree
Go do basic training if you're ready for anything
Parts of it are pretty fun

Oh nice
I'm just doing healthcare, radiology specifically

No I mean literally what is the name of the character
And welcome
What are you up to today?

That's a nice wall of posts you've built there Doll. What's up with you lately?

u

Perhaps you hit a concrete wall with no way to proceed, thus eliminating your conversation.

Welcome to the new world.

Another good one is GWTB (Gone with the blastwave)
I also post some stalker art every now and then.

Ayyyyyyy Breeki!

I'm doing what?!

We can just go to a place with AC~
>Like a mall, or a train~

Just some of my own thoughts~
I generally just take my time when on mobile. No need to type fast, the responses will get there eventually.

I suppose I'll switch to my xbone now. So my posts may slow down

Why would anything fun ever happen?
OP never delivers.

Noo don't feel bad about it
name is Akame and thanks. Doing nothing special beside work. How are you?
I guess that's how it feels talking to me

>if she's up there
>welcome home good hunter
Oh the feels

Yeah, everyone got a nice smack of points in the face
I think it was 120 from 50-60 and 150 for 60+
I'm only 130 short of golden shurikens

conversation isn't an obligation. you can just lurk and chill if you want

>there are a few songs I like it alot
got any recommendations?
>these two included in it now, as they're quite good.
I think they're better than their originals
Kill them all Rin

I knew I heard it somewhere before
>Calvin and Hobbes
Goddamn I think I still have 4 leatherbound collector editions of those somewhere

Ayy Renge. I've been well, still trying to get by with life. Started schooling so that's been a focus lately. How about you mang?

Taking a break from studying, you?

youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw

>Maknificent
You're forever idollozied as the best. What's up?

What's good Cheeki?

we miss you
Come chill

heh, it isnt as simple as i made it sound

fuck the new world

Nothing at all. Besides the Non Non Biyori OVA.

Ahh yeah that longer than me.when did you end up leaving and how long were you gone?

ayy lmao

maybe, It's fun for me. The new demon hunters are awesome and the invasions give a retarded amount on exp so you can boost the shit out of low level characters. at least until legion comes out

just playing some wow. standard night like always :P

Unless you were referring to the school year, then no, nothing I'm looking forward to.

>That just means you just can't break my heart
Holy wow, why were you out so long?
Not a heck of a whole lot. How about yourself?I'll be resubbing to WoW in a couple days. Anything important i miss really?
I'm a scrawny twig. I don't think something like that would go so well for me.
>pets kitty ears
It's good practice for a social situation. Conversations in person generally last about 30 seconds for me. Even at a party and doesn't extend much past "Hi how are you, I'm user"
Hello Maki, how are you?

>got any recommendations?
I do, but not on me currently, as weird as that sounds
>Kill them all, Rin
Will do Captain
Hmm, probably a couple months, but honestly, I don't remember when

My saliva girl

You could always change the subject rapidly.

Not really sure which golden gun I'd take.

That's the spirit.

>break
I wouldn't do that

Raising the sails on the flagship USS Dong :^)

Certainly welcome. I'm doing alright, just tired by now. Already worked a full day and went to two classes. Just zoning out at this point. What kind of work do you do?

>leatherbound
Damn son
I mean I'm pretty sure I have every volume and most of the treasuries but they sure aren't leatherbound
I don't know if I've ever mentioned it, but I decided at age 5 that I'm naming my son Calvin should I ever have one and I still stand by that

Likewise, school started up for me just a couple days ago. I'm in exactly the same boat, really. What's your major?

School year, calendar year, whatever works. Everyone should be excited for the non non OVA. I know I'm biased but I love that show so much.

I mean honestly I am too and I still got through it
But then again it was air force

I love post apocalyptic Russia games and art. Bookmarking it as we speak~.
Mmm, you ever play Misery?

Hm? I'm sure fun things would happen to you if you put yourself out more!

Bad things?

The mod for CoP or?

Favorite show of all time for me. 10/10 mastapiece. What's your favorite part of it, besides Renge? I'd have to say the soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=advtFfSudn4

we are still watching cowboy bebop in the stream if you wanna come kick it.

rabb.it/shino83

we're on episode 3

ayy little squid
I'm not really good at this sometimes I'll just pretend I have to leave
I repair car washes. I drive a service truck in the region

Heyo Emi!

Oh cool, what kind of character you running?
I've always wanted to get into it, but my friends and I are too retarded to get something set up.

Gotta impress papa Trump.
Not a whole lot, frantically sorting uni stuff and I'm in bed at the moment, what about you Renge?

Oh pray, do tell.
True, but I feel when the threads fast if you take too long you kinda lose the convo a bit.

>Perfect life with waifu
>pic related
>wake up
>heart is kill
The struggle is real.

>Idollized
The name game has stepped up I see. Nothing much, chilling in bed, how's studying?

Was it summerfags? Tell me who made you do this?!