Eternal /got/ general

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1st for Azor Jon

Ignore this thread, don't reply to it
a new one will come up in a minute

3rd for Bran fucks up the past

Can someone open another /got/ so we can simply ignore Bradamante?

benioff bf best bf

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Can HBO fire her if she gains any more weight?

So, can this Jon/Sansa thing really happen? I mean for real and not on the meme level.

how do you guys deal with the fact ASOIAF is widely ridiculed on /lit/ and considered average even among its own fantasy genre

> Not using quasimodo

as it should be

Nontripfag thread, with backlink

>Being so autistic that you can't enjoy something because other people don't

how do you know D&D aren't paying her to bulk up?

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Maybe if Jon isn't Ned's son.

>that eyeshadow
>that tongue

umph

Hold the duuuuuuubs

A dragon never grows full

I don't care, I'm not here for shakespeare; I'm here for an interesting hour long tv show

isn't that Sup Forums in a nutshell though?

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>I've been many things. Now I am what you see.
>He knew what would happen. From the moment he left, he knew and he went anyway.
>I've been watching you. All of you. All of your lives. With 1,000 eyes and one. Now you've come to me at last, Brandon Stark. Though the hour is late.
>He died so you could find what you have lost.
>You will never walk again. But you will fly.
>So were you once.
>It is time to go.
>It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you'll drown.
>The man beside him is Howland Reed, Meera's father.
>Far better.
>Did he?
>That's enough for one day. We'll visit again another time.
>Time to go.
>No.
>Maybe. Maybe he heard the wind.
>The past is already written. The ink is dry.
>I've told you many times, stay too long where you don't belong and you will never return.
>You think I wanted to sit here for 1,000 years watching the world from a distance as the roots grew through me? So why did you? I was waiting for you.
>I don't blame you. You won't be here forever. You won't be an old man in a tree. But before you leave, you must learn.
>Everything.
>He touched you.
>He touched you. He knows you are here. He'll come for you.
>He can now. His mark is on you. You must leave, all of you.
>The time has come.
>For you to become me.
>No.
>Listen to your friend, Brandon.
>The time has come. Leave me.

>thread wars on a friday evening

What's wrong with you?

nth for Bradamante no more real a person than Ned Stark.

daily reminder that LSH IS HAPPENING
>jaime and bronn confirmed to be in riverlands
>pod and brienne seen behind tully banners in trailer
>prosthetics man talked about a "gag" removed from s5 and 4 but in S6
GET HYPE

>le dany is fat meme

No. There's literally no point. Sansa would throw him under the bus as soon as she's queen anyways because she's a bitch. He might as well end up with Melisandre lol.

I read the books and thought they were okay stuff to read while bored.

Just like the show is. But show is worse obviously.

>AND THEN I CRUSHED HIS HEAD, LIKE THIS!

You are slipping.

We /arya/ now

>as soon as she's queen
You know you can regard this person's opinions because they didn't read the spoilers. (and is a deluded Sansa fan)

will she ever get raped
her plot armor is through the roof

disregard*

I was watching some of the older episodes. Was surprised at how skinny and smaller everybody looked compared to now.

Rate the mountains.

1>3>2, I think.

same 2bh

>Literally wanting somebody to get raped

yeah, i mean i find all of my tastes on Sup Forums.

i get the finest literature from /lit/
the most patrician music and film taste from Sup Forums and Sup Forums
i only watch Sup Forums approved anime
i can even hop over to /fit/ if i want to get in shape!

i can do it all on Sup Forums!

1's head with 3's body and 2's voice would be perfect.

1 is fucking great, but Thor Bjornsson is like a gigantic, 9x scarier version of him, so I'll have to give it to Thor. Dude lifted a 1400 lbs log, he's pretty much Gregor IRL

1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3

I don't even remember 3. I liked 1 in "Flight of the Concords," but I think 2 is the best Mountain.

>Dude lifted a 1400 lbs log
When did he and Dany have a scene together?

savage

HEYOOO.

>Sandor v Gregor
>Rory McCann is 6'6"
>Thor Bjornsson still has 3" on him
Fucking Christ, I want this fight to happen.

holy shit

But doesn't it just make them both seem normal-sized?

I had a nightmare last night that Bran died in the next episode and I woke up thinking it was real. It actually kind of ruined my day, and now I'm terrified that it was a green dream. I don't know what the hell I'd do if Bran died. I know I would stop watching, that's a given, but I honestly don't know what I would do with my time. Is this how Stannisfags feel IRL?

How did you feel about Season 5? Or the large number of episodes without any Bran?

>Thor Bjornsson is like a gigantic

the first dude is like four inches taller than thor

>yfw halfthor is a manlet in iceland

How long is he in cm?

That stark nigga look like the Dr. Stien half of firestorm

>Posing next to literally the tallest human alive
Gee I wonder why he looks like a manlet

t. butthurt manlet

205cm, apparently.

>There are Sansa fans

What is this madness

Why would they? Someone who went from a hiding royal family member with very little remaining wealth to the queen of a major city WOULD gain weight.

Besides, she'd be gorgeous, how fucking picky are you? Look at her lips, not her tits. Fucking Hollywoodfags these days.

Stupid. She's the only good character left in this show.

>Good
>Can't play the game, but manages to fall for Littlefinger saying she can
>Lies to her only known surviving relative for no good strategic reason
>Extremely likely to get everyone backstabbed by Baelish, or worse.

So I'm guessing you think "a good character" means someone pretty who likes lemoncakes?

>i can only enjoy and relate to invincible superbeings

6'9'' manlet detected

You know that 'good' characters can fuck up? It's often what makes them both good and characters!

Okay, fair points considering how I wrote that. Let me put it this way. I prefer characters that have a certain amount of pragmatism suited to surviving in their own universe. Varys for example I enjoy.

I don't mind characters being vulnerable or even weak for the sake of the plot, but that doesn't mean I'll root for them. Also, "the only good character" might be pushing it a bit far for Sansa.

excellent use of that image friend.

The series could have actually worked well as an anime.

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>Check the dubbs!
>Check dubs!
>Chekubbs!
>Checkum!

toppest kek

why is anime arya so cute, bros.

>they introduce Uchiha Sasuke on Game of Thrones
>first episode in
>kill the five kings
>single-handedly defeats the white walkers
>have a baby with daenerys
>tame her dragons and then unsummon them
>walks around westeros as a traveler doing nothing at all

Gays mueran gays de tronos

Is that seriously every bloodraven line?

I'd be happier with manga.

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Please stop going to every thread with cunny memes spouting "reddit."

>That cheesy smile

kek Thor seems like a nice guy

How much would you pay to watch S1 Dany take Thor's shaft?