Brits have to have

Brits have to have

>A
>FUCKING
>TV LICENSE

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is it true american kfc doesn't put chicken salt on your chips?

They need one to ride a bike too

wait really?

>it's actually real

>British taxpayer money is wasted to fund multicultural propaganda by BBC
L
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We have them too.
>tfw failed your license
Good thing my roommate passed his test.

BBC docus are so good tho

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licensing_in_the_United_Kingdom

>be Bong
>watch TV without license
>get shot

>muh tax dollars

Did you know a third of your sales/income tax goes to the likes of Lockheed Martin, Raytheon and Northrop Grumman? You're getting conned you retarded cow.

good

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no
delete this thread

>tv licence test tomorrow
>haven't even started revising remote operation, power supply or programming ethics
fucking hell

hopefully i can make up the marks on the multiple choice section

>be british
>cant even fuck your wife without mohammeds permission

>be british
>get arrested for allowing mohammed to fuck your wife without the required Cuckold License

>Be English
>Go for TV licence
>Remote operation like a pro
>Forget to change settings for American "humour" sitcom
>Ohgollygosh.gif
>Mfw marched down the street naked
>Mfw upper class gentile throw jam scones at me while Prime Minister fucks a pig.

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>having a wife
come on lads, you're better than this

>when the BBC comes knockin

>britbabbies

LMAO

ftfy

>be british
>get arrested after mandatory refugee fucks mum without permission

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Brits btfo

LEAF-B-GONE!!

>be british
>actually from pakistan

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kek

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i didn't get this..

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Save a life, bin that knife!

Kek

>it's real

keek

Looks like an assault butter knife. Too dangerous for the common folk

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kriegsmesser

>you need a license to be british
>have to renew it every year
>or become paki

brb gotta renew my white license

Faggy brits btfo

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HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING PERFECT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How will Bongs ever recover?

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What happens if you don't pay it?

BBC has good tv series though

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The police come for you.

Why doesn't David Miliband make a comeback for Labour?

Taser?
Pepper spray?

youtu.be/xfHRhXW1hno

>be british
>get arrested for owning butter knife

Fingers

wtf is shedule?

Actually Britain isn't the one you should be mocking here, Germany is the better target.

In the UK, you only pay that license if you have a TV. In Germany you are given a TV license type tax even if you've never touched a TV in your life.

>As of 1 January 2013, the licence fee in Germany is now a blanket contribution of €17.98 per month (€215.76 per annum) for all households and is payable regardless of equipment or television/radio usage.

>be british
>cannot fornicate without the consent of the king

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they don't have the required license, and only recently obtained their finger licenses.

we have to pay TV tax

the television license is a tax. It pays for the quality of the BBC.

wait..... why would a country voluntarily call their tv station BBC... are they that cucked?

>not a single brit has posted since this

delete it DELETE IT

>Guns
>Also Guns
>Airplanes with guns on them
That's exactly what our taxes should be spent on.

wtf i love argies now

part of your taxes here in australia also go towards public funded television (abc)

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Put me in the screencap!

At least we have tv licences

lolllll xddddd le epic knife meme xDDDD here's a le (you) my good sir!!!!!!!!

what a remarkably unfunny thread

We have something similar too:
Our TV license consisted to pay 100€/Year if you have any device capable of receiving tv signal or internet tv streaming.
So since it was very difficult for the revenue authorities to actually prove what kind of devices every citizen has, every year the majority of italians ended up not paying the fee.

So in the end the government included the fee in the electrical bill.

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I was the like 5th reply you spastic

>being this mad

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Most countries in Europe have something similiar.

Red, yellow and blue colored countries have a TV licence.

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japan needs one too, and they have to register their bikes.

Good polish lad

OI, YOU BETTER HAVE A TV LICENSE FOR THAT KNIFE

why is everybody pretending this is clever

I like the BBC.

no
wait

because epic memes

put this reply in the image capture of your screen when its taken

Makes sense, there Masters Pookistan also force their people to get a TV license.

POO IN LOO
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I hope one day you get big enough to free your Capital London from Pookistan mate.

I hope one day you can make it to the toilet to have a poo like a human being and stop shitting in the street like an animal

Much safer with a license

Don't worry, we regularly clean our streets with the blood of mudslimes like you :)