Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>how many seconds till you cream your boxers?

Insta boner.
Hopefully we can fuck for a bit before I cream though.

first time laying your eyes on this beauty?

Not even close.

Depression prevents me from doing anything sexual

Instead, I say "put some clothes on and get out of my house"

is she your favorite?

I've been jacking off for a looong time, I don't think I could pop a boner right now.

Plus I'm ashamed of my weak, pathetic penis.

oh not even for her?
stay with me user, this is a place for healing and happiness.

not my favorite though...

who is?

I wouldn't, I'd turn 360 and walk away

I don't. I ask if she's touched anything, then tell her to leave before I call campus security.

Based on that picture you already know!

Just curious how many years have you been making these threads with the same chick it feels like 3 or 4

You the original op?

how does this chick compare?

>feels like 3 or 4
sounds about right
I am indeed. you are?
looks vaguely space alienish

you should read what Kendra tweeted about Holly and Hef.

So OP, awhile ago you mentioned doing solo threads for each of the girls... is that still a plan?

Have more?

i want to be hef.
yes, are you requesting one?

my boxers are always cream filled

Do you have kik?

nope, why?

While I have time to commit to enjoying these lovely ladies on the side at the moment, I can't commit to a full fap for another 30-40 minutes probably.

After that I would be down for one.

nigga you gay

so you like?

No, I just don't have any interest in women or sex.

By the way OP, I started University back up yesterday so I might not be on as frequently for threads.

>Natalina lover

So who wants to have some fun with these ladies?

i do

anyone else?
>natalina lover?

I am up to some fapfest
>the serb guy

Sure.
>Natalina lover.

As I said earlier, can't actually fap at the moment, but i'll figure something out.

Kik is faster, no captcha.

Fuck I just fapped, alright here goes nothing. Probably literally

You...will...make...time
fun's here, just deal with the captcha
there you are, see above.

can't you crank another out for the perfect beauty of this woman? do you know who she is?

damn

grab my gun and look for the hiding nigger waiting to jump my ass.