I smoked a cigar for the first time. What a waste of two hours, holy fuck

I smoked a cigar for the first time. What a waste of two hours, holy fuck...
and the grand finale was some fucking minor nausea and slight dizziness.
No,I didn't inhale. i followed those faggoty rules, I guess i just hate cigars.
I should have just treated myself like I normally do; a box of pizza and watching Bob Ross.
Good God, why do people smoke those brown fucking logs of shit leaf?

>two hours

did you smoke the whole thing in one sitting?

what the fuck?

that's like saying pizza is shit and made you throw up because you ate the whole box.

Yeah I did. so what? I'm fine

You're not supposed to relight a cigar you plebian catamite.

/thread

>Nearly quints has spoken

>catamite
Lol'd

so you smoked tobacco in it? you're doing it wrong...

Immature little nigger buys a swisher sweet, probably doesnt even draw on it correctly.
>it gave me nausea! Yuck!
Way to sound like a little fucking girl, millenial limp wristed cuckold, cigars require a refined pallet and they are better if you have them with scotch or whiskey. The art of being a man is gone..

>implying cigarillos are equal to cigars
keep walking nigger

Yeah you're supposed to smoke some then throw it away, because it's a cigar, and you're trying to be a richfag.

If you relight it and let it burn for a minute there's literally no taste difference.

Of course you got sick retard it's your first time

Only the worse kind of troglodyte can enjoy a re-lit cigar. Holy shit.

That's like eating some cheese, leaving the rest out in the open for 3 weeks and then complaining it tastes bad.

The pic I uploaded in the op was the cigar I smoked. That wasn't a swisher

Cigar's are meant to be smoked until nicotine addiction is quenched and then tossed out in the garbage.

If you have to relight it you should cut off the cherry then blow out all the smoke otherwise it'll get stale quick

Your just a pansy.

this, but inhale otherwise exhaling carbon dioxide will accelerate the staling.

I don't see the cialis. Nice knife though.

The best way to enjoy a cigar is pull it in, let it rest and let some smoke out through the nose. Not all of it or you're going to regret it big time.

You get the full effect of the flavour and, if you swirl it just right, the full sensation and taste.

It's not just about the act of smoking it. It's the anticipation of the next pull and the air around you.

I'm trying to word this in a way that doesn't make me sound like pretentious cunt.

>im literally implying the exact opposite
>when you are so stupid you cant even into sentences
Kill yourself you shit smeared mongoloid

>vertical foregrip

faggot

Dude, i didn't like it. Period.

Nobody likes alcohol the first time either.

Like most terrible things cigars are an acquired taste.

You sound triggered, user. Go to a bath house, I hear lots of manly men hang out at those places.

Hey, I'm not riding your ass over it. I get it, some folks just don't like it. It was just some general advice is all. Some people try things again in the future and like it.

Its in the box just below the Glock 19

I use it as a handstop. The handguard extension is getting swapped out for a KDG MREX and ill use rail scales.

Ever hear of an acquired taste you punk? Fucking millennials and their instant satisfaction bullshit.

Do you get off to having your testes stamped on?

Triggered, because an anonymous person on Sup Forums doesnt like cigars?? Lmao

>check out the edge on this guy
Too bad all the edge in the world couldn't cut that neck beard of yours

>mlady.exe

Tobacco is the stupidest crop fucking ever. It's not good for fucking anything, you can't make cloth out of it or eat it, it's just grown to burn.
Fucking hell.

apparently Barney

>cant think of anything thats actually clever
>i know, ill call him edgy!

And used to cure ebola

1. how much time between when it was purchased and when it was smoked? was it kept in a humidor or did you fuck up and let it get dry?
2. that's no small cigar, and if it took you 2 hours then clearly it was a fairly large one; shoulda started off with something smaller
3. there's a lot of different kinds, some are very mild and some are very bold in flavor, don't just say "oh i didn't like this first one they must all suck"
4. were you inside or outside, were you drinking too, if so what were you drinking because some shit just doesn't pair with cigars AT ALL
5. seriously it was your first fucking time, you're just getting an idea of what it's like to smoke one, you have no clue about flavors or boldness, how to pace yourself, how to ash it, all that other crap that can make or break the experience

chill out newfag

Good thing no one cares about your opinions and demand is what decides what is grown

>Projecting your own edginess.
At least you tried schlanger.

>no one getting this is a copypasta
whew lad

It's used for setting fire to.

There we go. It's use is right there.

Cigars are simply shit user. There's a reason next to nobody smokes them.
>Real men don't smoke or drink.

I smoke a cigar a day. Most natural tobacco available commercially on the planet.

>still being this insecure about your masculinity
i cant wait for your ego to falter and for you to finally see yourself in a true light. have fun user, its a ticking time bomb until you fall into a crippling depression of self hatred.
>inb4 im jealous
whatever you have to tell yourself big guy

cigars are pseudo nigger dicks for would be pole smokers

>still being triggered by user on the interwebz
>my cutting words will show them

keep shit posting nigger. you're what's wrong with this board

Listen to this fellow OP. Perhaps you haven't refined your palate for that particular type of cigar yet. I didn't start my wife on Cabernet Sauvignon, I started her with Riesling and Pinot Grigio. The same applies with cigars.

Others have mentioned whisky or scotch, I will say that I also enjoy a good bourbon or brandy with a cigar as well. And I'll admit I got lightheaded the first time I smoked a real Cuban. You'll get used to it once you find a flavor profile you enjoy.

Actually twatless cunt, it's strictly a masculine thing to own weapons to protect one's self and family.

while i agree with you, why the fuck would you go out of your way to develop a taste for something proven to cause cancer, make you look old and tired from perpetual use, and make you smell like shit? its a dirty hobby and girls dont like it, why attempt to enjoy it?

i cant wait for weed to be of good enough quality that you can smoke a joint for the sake of taste in the same way you do a cigar. im from san francisco and i can tell you the flavor profile on marijuana is infinitely more complex than with tobacco. its time to give up this age old shitvice and stop playing yourself people

>implying I care about what people say on the internet
I'm just getting rekt and going for responses

Real men don't tell real men what they're allowed to do or not do.

Oh shit...

>compensating that much for small dick
>muh freedoms
>muh protection

good headrush when youre high but you have to inhale.
I never understood that:
let's smoke something!
>but let's not inhale it
wtf

>"I replied because I literally don't care."
If you say so faggot.

> proven to cause cancer, make you look old and tired from perpetual use, and make you smell like shit?

Are you talking about weed or tobacco here ?

>Real men don't smoke or drink.
ehhh... lets slow down there, thats bullshit. while tobacco is a dirty habit for dirty people and the only people ive met who dont agree are dirty people or rebellious teenagers, drinking occasionally and with control doesnt make you less of a man. this being said my DOC is weed and that does make you a little bitch, trying to cut that out of my life currently.

>cuckposting this hard

Small cigars are for one sitting. Huge ass ones are for a little at a time. I recommend the acid cappuccino if rolled with weed or the acid nasty. A fine maduro leaf Ashton is nice if you have the money. Olivias are good cause of they're fair price and range of selection for flavors.

undergrated toast

>next to nobody

Is that why they are still a staple at every gas station and market that isn't gluten-less organically BPA free?

>it's called boredom
maybe if Sup Forums wasn't your life calling you'd know the joy of shitposting from the shower

>proving my point this hard
i want to believe this is bait but it just isnt

>calling him edgy didnt work
>better switch over to calling him triggered!
You are so witty, what are you going to say next? You gonna ask if im mad, bro? Lol

>still replying while trying to be a tough guy and pretend he doesn't care
>keep on going scrappy

are you retarded? THC limits cancer cell growth, and i wont lie and say i dont love the smell of weed

Those of us that are refined know that the word is palate.

>implying im that guy
>implying that self defense is some sort of compensation tactic
neck yourself

>implying one is trying to be witty rather than get you to keep replying

keep swinging your dick in the wind nigger

Main rule of thumb is don't but a huge one. Massive cigars are fine for more than once as long as your not a snob and it's a good flavor. That being said. A cigar should be nearly cliped and relight within an hour or two.

im not the guy youre replying to, but you really do look like a dumbass user
>inb4 another copout comeback when you say "oh sure user youre not the same guy"

>implying I give a shit who you are
>implying I actually believe any of the shit I'm shitposting

I think you're the one who should seriously kys

Alright, two fucking things you double niggers
>Why is your hand only twelve years old?
>Is that a fucking Java you pussy faggot?

Cause i know when im looking for advice on how to be a real man its from the furry/trap loving faggots on Sup Forums. Take your preachy straight edge demeanor and die with it

idgaf who you are
I'll shitpost to anyone

>keep trying to be the cool guy with cutting remarks
>I'm sure the ladies love it

>"Yes mister nignog sir, here are my belongings. My girlfriend is over there if you want, too. Just don't hurt us."
He literally believes this is what someone with a set of balls would do.

Damn, he called me a nigger again, this guy is like the new Pryor hes on a whole nother level

Are you a retarded stonerfag? There are countless types of cancer.

THC has been shown to limit SOME, SPECIFIC types of cancer.

Since it's most commonly smoked, and ANY smoke has thousands of carcinogens in it, a joint has the same cancer-causing properties as a cigarette would.

You like the smell of weed because of Pavlovian conditioning.

The same way non-smokers think cigs smell like shit, but smokers thing cigs smell good.

Nothing quite as disgusting as a cigar indoors.

I'd break someones fingers over this shit.

Correction. About 1/3 2 times. Last 1/3 is blech wether fresh or relit

>i was merely pretending to be retarded xDDDD

>top kek
>zero reading comprehension for dayz
>implying you have to have a gun to successfully deter a robbery
>yeah I've stopped my place from being robbed without a gun or knife fag

You smoke a cigar until you start feeling slightly ill, then continue until sweat starts beading on your forhead and you turn a slight shade of celadon

Then you grow a pair of testicles and stop being a bitch

Why are you still replying to him?
Do you seriously have nothing better to do right now?

>whatever helps you sleep at night bucko

>yes mister nignog sir
I have no sides

>i supposedly stopped a robbery therefore everyone else should be able to without a gun
Keep grasping for straws liberal faggot

>yeah I've stopped my place from being robbed without a gun or knife fag

I'll take "things that never happened" for 500, Alex.

if i actually cared enough I'd green text it for you but i'm not that fucked up

>Implying being unarmed is the preferable and most effective way to fend off violent attackers who likely are armed as well.
>"Io sucked dick, begged for my life and offered my girlfriend's virgin asshole in exchange for my belongings and promise of no further violence."

how about a short version,
not the same user btw

Stupid fucking faggot..... you don't smoke it in one sitting you daft cunt.

Was the robber armed? If he wasn't then don't bother posting it.

If the robber had a gun, then bullshit, you're not Captain America, you didn't stop an armed robber.

Okay sure
>be agenda driven faggot
>see cigar thread
>wipe cum off my lips
>make up story about how i defended myself from a violent robber with nothing but my cock grabbing bare hands
>tell people they dont need guns
>polish my Hillary campaign badge

...

You probably shouldn't speak about something requiring a "refined pallet" when you can't even spell palate correctly.

Got me there /shrug

Fuck off mtv faggot

Donald trump, put your baby hands to bed and quit posting on /b. You have a campaign to run!

you know what else limits cancer cell growth? A fucking flamethrower.

That doesn't mean incinerating people is an effective cancer treatment.

Just glad most of the cancer researchers out there aren't stoned.

knives for sure
they had been doing a chain of robberies
(one subway the night before and a gas station the night after)
Guns were used in both those robberies

Nothing is an effective cancer treatment.

Really, the only things we do now are to basically pump them with poison then stick them in microwaves and hope the cancer dies first.