ITT: God Tier Cities

ITT: God Tier Cities
Toronto
>Super fucking clean, except for the occasional horse shit
>Doesn't smell like Satan's ass
>Tim Horton's
>Drinking age is 19
>High quality liquor stores pretty much everywhere
>Tons of cute Asians
>Anime store

I live there thanks m8

>except for the occasional horse shit
wew lad

Np. I stayed in Toronto a few weeks ago with some close friends on a road trip. Honestly, I fell in love with the city, I'm planning to move there after my undergrad.

You should. However shit is so expensive. especialy real estate

Tokyo. Basically everything you said except the drinking age. They don't enforce that shit at all.

metered pour => kill yourself.

Yeah I've heard. What are the rates on an apartment? I can't imagine it being more expensive than NYC.

vancouver is tight but real estate is fucked in the ass

That's one of the cities I'd love to visit, if I had the money.

Seoul, South Korea. This is OC from Myeongdong Tourist and Shopping District.

>Super fucking clean, except for the occasional horse shit
There's ALOT of fucking bums though.

>Tons of cute Asians
Most of them are from Markham or the Richmond Hill area, they're only downtown if they live on res and/or going to school there.

IDK about Apartments but the average house price is 1.2 million

Thanks for the opinion m8 I live here :D
Real estate is trash here though
Meh it's like around 1500 to 1800 CAD for rent, but depends on your area.

Yeah... Toronto isn't even close to NYC housing prices.

Kabul
>Super fucking dirty
>Smells like Satan's ass
>Mohammad Punjabi's
>No drinking age
>No Liquor stores in sight
>Tons of cute burqas
>Anime store

Can I get a loli harem?

...

Jesus christ. Is that just the Toronto area, or Canada in general?

Canada in general tbh, hamilton is a real shithole, and 3 bedroom TOWNHOUSES, go for around 600,000..

>Mohammad Punjabi's
I'm fucking dead

Mostly major cities

looks a lot like Salt Lake
a couple other similarities too
>capital city
>few liquor stores and bars
>liquor stores are state run
>insane feel good do nothing liquor laws

Portland, ME
>Super up and coming
>70,000 people and rising
>Islands off coast
>Just made #1 craft beer city in the world
>Clean as fuck air
>Vacation destination
>One of the cities with the most restaurants per capita in the U.S.

ffs forgot pic

ffs forgot pic

>Drinking age is 19
UK,AUS,NZ drinking age is 18 everywhere

>UK,AUS,NZ drinking age is 18 everywhere
unless you're an abo
then no drinking for you
fuck off back to dreamland ya dirty cunt

Toronto is basically an American city bro. Also it's New Shanghai with the amount of chinks there.

>drinking age is 19

Dont forget the free healthcare

tourist police?

Melbourne
>Most liveable city for the last 6 years
>Every Sport known to man
>Good drugs
>Legal age is 18 (drinking/smoking/strippers etc.)
>Good multicultural food (lil italy,lil Greece,lil chinatown)
>Tons of hot girls (Serbs mixed with Australian is the hottest mix i have seen)
>24 hour transport on weekends
>I have no idea why i gave into this faggoty ass thread

>>Every Sport known to man
when did Melbourne get a hand-egg team?

true, I started drinking at 13/14 but I meant that legal age is 18 not everyone starts drinking at 18

>Super fucking clean, except for the occasional horse shit
>Doesn't smell like Satan's ass, except for the occasional horse shit
>Tim Horton's horse shit
>Drinking age is horse shit
>High quality horse shit stores pretty much everywhere
>Tons of horse shit
>Horse shit store

>be Torontoan
>only white friend in my group
>go visit dad at his apartment downtown
>745sqft, $2600/mo
>ask dad for money
>gives me $15 tim card
>"is that all you have?"
>gives me 0.25c in Canadian tire money
>meet up with friends
>hockey game is on
>home team has not won a championship since my grandfather was literally my age
>losing 5-1 to Columbus blue jackets
>order a beer, it's $7.75
>bartender takes timcard and gives me change in Playdium tokens
>game is over, final score 7-3 Blue jackets
>walking home with friends
>see two black guys mugging a muslim
>muslim then mugs me
>takes all my tokens
>let's me keep canadian tire money because my friends are his cousins
>walk home
>get beat by riot police still on patrol after G20
>catch SARS from asian friend
>go to hospital
>die in waiting room while Leafs defenseman gets treated for concussion sustained during warm up
>such is life in Toronto

Been hand egg teams in melbourne for the last 20 years and they play the final at Aami park

Cons:
Australia
Australians

theyd help tourists who don't generally speak korean.

well buddy i thought you were funny till this guy

>13/14
Good job, give your undeveloped liver a head start.

what about dry wall roulette?

Chicago
>unforgettable skyline
>amazing food
>absurdly diverse music scene
>smack dab in the middle of the U.S.
>niggers and whiteys living in post-segregated harmony
>tons of easily exploitable tax avoidance loopholes
>weed is essentially legal in the city
>violent crime is almost entirely limited to the ghetto areas
>everybody knows a guy or has a hookup to something/someone/somewhere
>beautiful basic bitches from the suburbs and around the world 24/7
>Anime stores

Didn't stop me from growing just stopped me from stopping growing

>river that runs uphill and is filled with blood and guts

That's just an average Friday night

Don't worry, every time it rains really hard the river current changes directions.

>if it isn't raining it's snowing

Ya they are all over the fuckin place

Vancouver

>inb4 full of chinks. Asian girls are sexy as fuck. Mixed asians are even sexier.

Chicago is just Toronto with quadruple the murder rate

Western (N.American) Asian girls are shit.

honestly toronto is meh tier

ive lived here for 10 years and the change from "small city" to "metropolis NYC " has been weird

lots of asians, im not racist but i swear it seemslike 85% of nice cars being driven in Toronto are owned by Asians

no real jobs here, no "tech" sector like silicon valley, or "glamour" of hollywood, or the "business" of NYC , were just like a small town that grew too big and there aint much to do here apart from smoke weed and go to bars

honestly id love to live somewhere interesting, its just quiet here i suppose

I work in Toronto, and I fucking hate everything about it aside from the transit and restaurants.

Toronto is just Chicago but full of more pussy Canadians

Angry virgin detected

I've actually been thinking about moving up to Canada for a couple years. There's nothing much going for me here in the states anyways and I'm right by the border, in Buffalo, NY...
Just need something to do. Always loved big cities, you know? How hard is it to become a resident of Canada?

Stay out. We're full.

Bergen, Norway
>super clean
>amazing scenery
>some of the best hikes in the world nearby
>fjords
>fjords
>clean public transport
>Norwegian women

If you can recite the Canadian national anthem and chug an entire bottle of fresh maple syrup, you can get a Canadian visa.

weeaboo cuck detected

Asian Americans are ugly as shit. They're watered down from their overseas selves.

Thanks for the picture, mate!

>be Vancouverite
>me and six friends rent house from asian landlord
>851sqft, $4200/mo

The end.

I'm sure you have some room between all the Asians. They only account for like half a person anyways.

u need like a kajillion dolars tho :(

HONKEY ASS GETTING CUCKED BY THE YELLOW MAN LOL

>Toronto
SJW extreme-left hellhole. Suicide bomb yourself in a public place OP.

how is seattle?

don't, we don't want you. I'd rather the asians over americans. at least they have manners, and work hard.

isn't Toronto the city that all the SJWs went ape shit bc a crosswalk was painted as a rainbow and it got tire marks on it?

>multicultural
>good

9gag fag

Pyongyang

>No niggers
>Marijuana is legal

True story. They just passed a law applying a tax to foreign property owners.

i live in a 2.6 Million doller house, Toronto is not cheap..... If you are looking for a house and you are new too the country///RENT///you will never afford houses here unless you have been saving from a young age.

>no traffic
>no criminals
>everyone is happy all the time under penalty of 3 generations of imprisonment

Move east you fucking poorfag.

>2012
>drinking beer

I think that was Victoria

Very good points, user.

also the Glorious Leader ensures that we have everything we need
and there is very little obesity because the Glorious Leader does not allow us to have things that we think we need but we don't really need, like food

Visited there early this year with a couple friends. It was our first trip to Canada and a bunch of locals told us we shouldvery gone to Montreal. Great city I'd visit again.
Also the brass rail was our favorite stop and R.I.P to the brunny

kek

brutal

>St. Petersburg
>no, the one in Florida
>ok food options
>good breweries
>the beach
>weed decriminalized
>decent live music
>too hot in summer
>70% nig wasteland
>forgettable everything
>no right to be in this thread
>better than tampa

Come and buy a house here because in 10 years the blacks will be priced out and this will be a yuppie paradise for people that think portland is overrated

how is it

Can confirm Seoul and Tokyo.

I'd add Shanghai, too.

>ridiculously easy to go on a diet
>no Republicans or Democrats

I lived in the 905, can confirm. Hot Asians everywhere!

What's the square footage of a 2.6M house in Toronto?

I'm throwing in for Edmonton.

Pros:
>close to hunting, fishing, mountains
>lots of work to go around (mostly blue collar)
>no shortage of bars and restaurants
>no shortage of live comedy, music, and drama

Cons:
>housing overpriced for last fifteen years
>poorly designed city

>>no Republicans or Democrats
the single party system makes elections so easy
>arrive at polling station at designated voting time
>party official explains the voting process until I thoroughly understand who to vote for and how to vote for them
>punch ballot
>show ballot to party official
the only stress is waiting to make sure your relatives understood the process correctly and voted for the correct people

Erie PA

Pros:
Not Jamestown NY

Cons: you will become an alcoholic and die here

That's a strong argument

If you've ever been in Jamestown it is

Yeah Toronto's great. Too bad rent is fucking insane there.

Pros:
Lots of good hiking
Great microbrew culture
Like San Francisco but cheaper
Lots of good work available
Great music scene
Good coffee

Cons:
Lots of homeless
Apparently there's a heroin problem
Locals don't appreciate Californians, Amazon employees

Toronto is nice, fuck renting save 30k and put 10% down on a studio or bachelor apartment in a downtown condo. At least you build equity into it and don't lose rent money every month to chink land lords

>microbrew
>culture

Just no.

>don't appreciate Californians, Amazon employees

kek'd

True, but 10% down is like fifty grand.

>Toronto
>Dune-coon paradise
Yea nah