>Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed >No stealing (unless trips or more) >No oversexualised content >No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion) >napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed >Discussion is welcomed >Insults must be original >If you're posting images you're not lurking >3D is almost always trash >Joining means a reserved place in hell >Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Equilibrium! We share what we post and confuse.the living hell out of everyone else!
Dude you should save up for a gothic plate armor for Halloween kr decoration should you feel like spending cash loke nothing. But youre a smart man and probably wont
This > A happy smug!
Look at the happy makoto! Oh yeah! My boss as a nightrod or something thats all black with 1250 cc. Couldn't take a pic:/
Jace Collins
Claimed.
But it's usually a little speedy though. Nah, Yuuko, you're good. No need for that. I did and I will. Burrito de asada. That how you eat it! Some hot sauce with that?
>Fantasizing. Do tell.
Michael Clark
I'm saving up to surprise J and pay off his loans for him because I'm that kinda guy. >Also saving for a PC Rig. >Its gonna be an unholy beast.
>Mfw Discord is trying to download but for some reason it isn't. AAAAAAaaaaaAaaAAaaAAa >Gonna listen to some JCash till it downloads. For some reason I'm getting more into country music >Maybe its this state, mindwashing me.
Cooper Walker
Ohhhh, nice. An actually nice looking bike from Harley! >SMUGS, IT'S THE RETURN OF THE INSANELY HIGH REVVING ROTARY ENGINE! I NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D MAKE ANOTHER! youtu.be/jOclop23uBw?t=23s >LISTEN TO THAT ROTARY POWER, AND WHEN THAT TURBO KICKS IN!
Nope, I normally like mine plain or with some spice added.... >Look in burrito because I was gunna add spice >It has everything in it ................fuck.
Oh, just some.... uhhhh, Mizore tier stuff~
Noah Foster
Ah it was the greatest but I got my freedoms now.
pls no bully
Nathaniel Lee
...
Gabriel Wood
Hello guys. CLAIM her.
Aiden Harris
Claiming kitty.
-Mavis
Ethan Sanders
>plain or some spice added... That's insane! Put some hot sauce now, please.
>Mizore tier stuff~ Even stating it like that is lewd..... Why, may I ask? You bully me first, California Iowa.... > Hallo.
Andrew Hernandez
Claimed.
Jayden Clark
...sigh...
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
Hello waifus, it's your friendly neighborhood heretic here.
How's life? I currently hate mine.
=D
Ian Morales
Somebody already claimed a cat.
Jacob Peterson
>Yuuko, you're good If you say so! I'll go back to being ironically suicidal instead of actually suicidal.
spice queen
thanks but no thanks (・ω・)
Cameron Flores
I wanna be sexually bullied(played with) by battleship Iowa-chan!!!!
Aaron Wood
here
William Gonzalez
still here
Angel Wilson
I've never bullied you before! I'm a nice person don't look so sad!
YOU WHAT
Oliver Thomas
jump on this hey
Justin Walker
Depending the time for sure my dude
STOP BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE!!!
Envious of this unholy beast. Call it behemoth!
Rip
Kk
Only.place id move to out of texas
My boss has the money
Its something abour car reving up like that sounds so pleasing
I ain't complaining. Put smug and freddom together as tag team bros and what do you get?
Aww what's wrong dude
Nicholas Edwards
Saber claim I ship it :^)
Owen Cruz
I,it's joke,sir admiral but you are sure to have the thought that Iowa may be good at making fun of poor-man-virgin guys with touching dick but not allowing to insert.
Jackson Sanders
Nope! >I don't know if I can eat it. My stomach is rather weak to certain things, and raw tomato and avocado are high up on that list. And this thing is full of it.
I'm not quite sure to be honest...
Bosses generally do...
Doesn't it? I'm thinking about saying screw the Supra, and saving up for 4 years to get that sweet sweet Rotary... >Or I could just get an FD RX7 and drop the new engine in it. Best of both worlds!
Logan Jackson
Finally got Discord to work only to find out my friend can't play >Goddamn it Oh well, at least comfy thread means I can play Rainbow Six and not worry too much about missing things >Protip for Siege: Laser sights are absolutely goddamn useless unless you don't ADS a lot >They will make you visible to people in the room and they show everyone you're coming >Its like slapping a target on your nipples. I've come to understand that Idaho is basically North Texas with moar potatoez
Dylan Murphy
Jump on what..?
>checked Some smug ass freedom. what a pair.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
oh is joke. I actually never have had that thought lol sounds like some blue ballin
Are you a new one? It's going alright for my part. What has you down? I guess we have to wait a little longer. Anything going on besides slow thread? Ah, oh well, still a great choice. >Rather weak Maybe it's time to start eating spicy!
Give me the details, I just want know the fantasy is all. But you did! We know each other for a long time as well! >
Dominic Evans
How observant of you.
Okay so basically, to get it out of the way, I had claimed Shygal, been using her and shit, etc...
But earlier today, my brother wanted to see if he could put a wallpaper from his phone onto the Xbox one, and his wasn't working (for some god awful reason) and asked if he could see my phone and text his wallpaper he wanted to me and use my phone.
Now recently I had downloaded some more shygal pic, a lot of them lewd too. And I wasn't about to let my brother see a sexualized Mario enemy in my gallery, so in a panic, I deleted them all.
But it gets worse...
Apparently, even though I thought I deleted them, they were still in my files on my phone.
Which the Xbox apparently showed instead of my clean, phone gallery.
So the first thing he saw was a bunch of Shygal lewds.
So yeah, I'm back to claiming Blair.
Matthew Richardson
Sup Forums is full of faggot niggers. No Exceptions.
Landon Cox
Im not thinking straight tonight:/ i swear i have no fucking clie what i meant
I'd be a happy man with a 70 firebird
Yay and aww
Yay again!
>target on nipples Kek
South texas i dont know that feel :^(
Fuck yes dude
Sleeping soon
Jesus dude
Jose Hall
Anne Frank is my waifu.
Is this allowed?
Nolan Foster
whole bully bit so this is shygal huh? why download lewds of your waifu?
Kevin Walker
Who looks like "blue ballin"?Me? Anyway I prejudiced her through the bias that the blonde is full of slut…the a little more she looks so the more attractive I think she is though.
What "anison" you guys always listen to?
Levi Thompson
Rekt
Nathan Clark
I'ma try to get as much down as I can, since I don't feel like being hungry tonight. >Alternatively, I can give it to some homeless guy, and go get myself a pizza next door.
Uhhhh, let's just say that all those trap doujins, images, and animations are really, REALLY making me want to be the trap.
Bosses have shekkles.
Oh? That's a nice landbarge, I'll give ya that! >Still want my Supra >But holy fuck a Rotary is so so soooooo tempting!
Adam Long
>North Texas I just meant that Idaho is the Texas of the north! >Although North Idaho is very liberal comparatively >I blame Canada. >Still, good place to vacation, went parasailing up there once >WEW Also I realized that I probably should've gone to bed a while ago >but I checked my email and my boss told me not to come in >Paid day off for formatting 120 new laptops for freshmen I think he assumed that I sat there and had to do a bunch of stuff on all the laptops when in reality I have a program that gives them the school default stuff and I just had to set it up on one and link it to the others while me and my IT crew played Unturned on lan. FREE DAY OFF yeeeaaah!~
Doing good. Just had some tacos so thats good. How bout you? >You like all my images Sounds a bit out of place for a FPS, a little cartoony?
I have!?! This is the first time talking to you... unless you switched? WHO ARE YOU
I wonder if they add the Texas if she'll be smug
am not bully
Just said it sounded like what you were talkin about was blue balling lol. If thats what you want to think but I can assure you she is still pure even though a little indecent.
Anison?
Liam Torres
>smug as a bug
Nathaniel Roberts
Indeed, words cannot describe how I'm feeling right now.
Because I don't know.
I don't remember, but I don't think not having lewds would've helped anyway, I mean, a fuck ton of pics of a female sexualized Mario enemy doesn't exactly go unoticed.
Jayden Bailey
Yeah I hope your waifu is pure too. She is likely to be loyal but encourageous warfu to you.
Anison stands for anime-song
Jace Collins
I think thats what my dumbass meant to say
OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH Kek
Same here dude :/
Ayyyyyyyyy
Texas ship? They better!
Who dug deep in the mud
Not okay dude
Forgor pic i see
Camden Morris
yes you are yeah but its not as bad as the same character having sex
Logan Russell
>forgor Meamr forgot. Maybe I do need sleep
Nathaniel Johnson
Go to sleep Smugs, you can't even words.
David Adams
lol,so what pic you wanna see?
Kayden Howard
I can't remember if I cried When I read about his widowed bride But something touched me deep inside The day the music died
Grayson Sanchez
Playing world of warships right now. Still grinding the German BB line then I'll head back down the American line toward the Iowa. >Why wouldn't I Well cartoony would explain the scenario that appears in the game when it plays. It's a very Indiana Jones section. Also has the final boss music in it too Smug as a bug on a drug
James Perry
Oh, hope you have some great rest, Shipmaster. Don't waste food, please. As to give it to a homeless person, no, stop.....
What has Mizore done to you!? Why, how. No corruption!!!! Uh, let see how do I put this? We have each other added on Skype my profile pic is a Dog..... I'm the one who thought you were older than I am...
Henry Thompson
>Getting married Best of luck.
William Anderson
Rip me it's 330am and I have reserve shut to do soon.
>Mizore claim
William Gutierrez
>Married Who the fuck said anything about married?
Nathan Reyes
>So close to my Nagato I should get on myself...
I'm sorry Mami, but I legit can't handle the stuff. It's why I always get my food plain. I can easily add the stuff I like, but it's hard if not impossible to take out the stuff I don't like. >Why not give it to a homeless guy? They would probably be more thankful for it than me, and it wouldn't be going to waste!
I actually thought of this stuff YEARS before I met Mizore. It's just been surfacing a lot more lately, to the point of always being on my mind unless I'm driving.
Speaking of Mizore, hey there cutie~
Jackson Morales
She is pretty damn pure despite wwhat she wears! Warfu? whats this now so much to learn
Well then it'd be the JoJo OPs lol
They gotta if they do more american ships! there is no way they can't
nah I'm a swood dood who'd never do the bully but you have
Getting the German BBs over the American ones... Disgraceful. >I dunno my dude that explains it then lol. and a final boss? thats a bit odd
SANAE!?! My dude I missed ya man! Why didn't ya talk to me sooner!
Landon Hughes
I'm here for a period of time
Elijah Lopez
I am here now, calm down everyone I know you all missed me
Claiming Felix
>inb4 you didn't miss me
Wyatt Brown
Shit Miser
Michael Jenkins
Nou. >Fantasy talk. I did well this time. Yay.
Hudson Moore
I might have taken things way out of context. Then it's just a kid on it's way?
Thomas Robinson
I WILL TAKE OVER THIS THREAD WITH MY SONG
DUH-DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUH
Brandon Reed
Warfu must be my miswritting,don't care.
With all ways our and German can do,we axis can't defeat great america(lol)
Xavier Phillips
I'm Mr. Brown Wizard I'm Mr. Ass. I'm Mr. Butt Blister I'm Mr. Passing Gas
They call me Shit Miser Whatever I touch Turns to shit in my clutch! Huehuehue I'm too much!
(He's Mr. Shit Wizard He's Mr. Gas He's Mr. Anus Quiver He's Mr. Eat My Ass)
They call me Shit Miser Whatever I touch Turns to shit in my clutch! Huehuehue I'm too much!
I never wanna know a day where your ass is nice and clean! I'd rather have it smell like ass; shit stains in your briefs!
They call me Shit Miser Whatever I touch Turns to shit in my clutch! Huehuehue I'M TOO MUCH
(HE'S TOO MUCH)
TOO MUCH
Brayden Murphy
not even who wouldnt miss that weird trap
Jacob Gomez
K.
I suppose, what's your point?
Aiden Martinez
A daughter, on Her way.
Lucas Anderson
>MFW toss C4 on riot shield >Mfw shout ALLAH before detonating >Mfw actually killed hostage in the process and fucked everything up BUT I KILLED HIM! fucking kek.
Nicholas Lee
DUH-DUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUH
I'm Mr. Yellow Wizard I'm Mr. Cock. I'm Mr. Pink Pickle I'm Mr. Pee Yourself
Friends call me Piss Miser Whatever I touch Turns to piss in my clutch! Huehuehue I'm too much!
(He’s Mr. Piss Wizard He's Mr. Dick He's Dirty Pickle He's Smells Like Whiz)
Friends call me Piss Miser Whatever I touch Turns to piss in my clutch! Huehuehue I'm too much!
I never wanna know a day where your penis is low and dry. I'd rather have you piss yourself, In front of your friends making you cry!
(He’s Mr. Piss Wizard He's Mr. Dick He's Dirty Pickle He's Smells Like Whiz)
Friends call me Piss Miser Whatever I touch Turns to piss in my clutch! Huehuehue I'm too much!
Tyler Rodriguez
Do you really need to correct me for everything?
Jordan Sanders
I wish I could be the inventor of introductory machine of interdimension marriage kekkekkek.
Blake Green
I dunno
He a cute though
Ryan Gray
No! I cam word!
NO
Pls. Texas ship would make me so happy
Didnt meam to sound rude or anything
Fucking ayy lmao
Nolan White
nothing really making conversation quite a dream just a little strange
Jacob Howard
It's not really correcting. But now you know it's a girl.
Jack Perez
lol it happens. Nothing can defeat the might of America my dude. Where ya from if you don't mind my askin
yes even
the fuck are you. (we never met but I missed you bb)
Instant shipfu :^)
Justin Nguyen
Cat.
Did well? Eh?!
Smugs...
Colton Howard
>It's not really correcting. You're doing it again.
I guess I do now. Any ideas about what you'd like to name her?
Parker Carter
...
Joshua Mitchell
My Girlfriend likes Kaylee, I'm not sure on names though.
Jayden Rogers
I take it you didnt get my wordplay earlier?
Oliver Jones
It's fine, it's just my emotional state is at an all time low.
Oh, okay then.
Nathan Fisher
Everyone's different, so it's okay. I just like burritos with hot sauce is all.
Well as for homeless people, they find their own food, if they're still alive then it means they're getting nourishment from somewhere. At least save it for later.
Oh, what gotten you into that?.....Still....... Yup, it's me, were on the same boat now. I missed you too, it's just that being busy with things and all. Haven't had the time. But now it seems to be clearing up, which is great! I was trying to tease you before revealing myself. SI.
Robert Peterson
Come in this thread, see this shit, jfc, that threw me off so goddamn much.
Isaac Scott
Velvet, long time. Kid on the way, huh? It changed my brother for the best. Though his daughter is a little shit now.
William Jackson
Gonna go to bed methinks >I'm getting that sleepy high >Everything is funnier than it should be. >Plus its nearly 2AM.
Jordan White
Come on dude the German BB secondary cannons are fantastic they rip enemies to shreds >See no reason not to :^) Well the plot is like an old Indiana Jones story too. It's an OSS officer hunting down an SS colonel developing a weapon for the Germans. The final boss is the officer >Nagato Not a fan of the Japanese ships personally
Lucas Jackson
My daughter is going to learn what a Belt is.
How've you been?
Jeremiah Evans
you are just saying what shinoa says so uh any plans for today?
Isaiah Cook
Worry not, a WH40k player would be the best father I could think of.