Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread

Previously on /waifu/:

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!

Shinoa claimed

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youtube.com/watch?v=b675wByBTMs&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed

still here

Iowa claimed

Mock me!?! You can't just get away with this

I got ya most of your fan art and you gave me most of my screenshots. It was the perfect system of shinoa broness

See
I want to fucking die, my man.
(・ω・)

>what makes you happiest
>what makes me happy
>when am i happy

i think i'll let the car run me over, famalam
(・ω・)

same

Penny Claim
Its really nice ^^
>RIP Yuuko
Well you'll find it some day.

At work myself. Sounds like a comfy time.
Got me a carne asada burrito, and some fantasizing going on, but otherwise, not much else.

Ayyyyy, I guessed right! Do I win a prize?

>New RX-9 confirmed
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! IT'S HABBENING! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
>Mfw it's habbening

Same, double an hero?
Lol, no.

Yo

Equilibrium! We share what we post and confuse.the living hell out of everyone else!

Dude you should save up for a gothic plate armor for Halloween kr decoration should you feel like spending cash loke nothing. But youre a smart man and probably wont

This
>
A happy smug!

Look at the happy makoto!
Oh yeah! My boss as a nightrod or something thats all black with 1250 cc. Couldn't take a pic:/

Claimed.

But it's usually a little speedy though.
Nah, Yuuko, you're good. No need for that.
I did and I will.
Burrito de asada. That how you eat it! Some hot sauce with that?

>Fantasizing.
Do tell.

I'm saving up to surprise J and pay off his loans for him because I'm that kinda guy.
>Also saving for a PC Rig.
>Its gonna be an unholy beast.

>Mfw Discord is trying to download but for some reason it isn't.
AAAAAAaaaaaAaaAAaaAAa
>Gonna listen to some JCash till it downloads.
For some reason I'm getting more into country music
>Maybe its this state, mindwashing me.

Ohhhh, nice. An actually nice looking bike from Harley!
>SMUGS, IT'S THE RETURN OF THE INSANELY HIGH REVVING ROTARY ENGINE! I NEVER THOUGHT THEY'D MAKE ANOTHER!
youtu.be/jOclop23uBw?t=23s
>LISTEN TO THAT ROTARY POWER, AND WHEN THAT TURBO KICKS IN!

Nope, I normally like mine plain or with some spice added....
>Look in burrito because I was gunna add spice
>It has everything in it
................fuck.

Oh, just some.... uhhhh, Mizore tier stuff~

Ah it was the greatest but I got my freedoms now.

pls no bully

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Hello guys.
CLAIM her.

Claiming kitty.

-Mavis

>plain or some spice added...
That's insane! Put some hot sauce now, please.

>Mizore tier stuff~
Even stating it like that is lewd..... Why, may I ask?
You bully me first, California Iowa....
>
Hallo.

Claimed.

...sigh...

*insert clever way to claim Blair*

Hello waifus, it's your friendly neighborhood heretic here.

How's life? I currently hate mine.

=D

Somebody already claimed a cat.

>Yuuko, you're good
If you say so! I'll go back to being ironically suicidal instead of actually suicidal.

spice queen

thanks but no thanks
(・ω・)

I wanna be sexually bullied(played with) by battleship Iowa-chan!!!!

here

still here

I've never bullied you before! I'm a nice person don't look so sad!

YOU WHAT

jump on this
hey

Depending the time for sure my dude

STOP BEING SO DAMN ADORABLE!!!

Envious of this unholy beast. Call it behemoth!

Rip

Kk

Only.place id move to out of texas

My boss has the money

Its something abour car reving up like that sounds so pleasing

I ain't complaining. Put smug and freddom together as tag team bros and what do you get?

Aww what's wrong dude

Saber claim
I ship it :^)

I,it's joke,sir admiral
but you are sure to have the thought that Iowa may be good at making fun of poor-man-virgin guys with touching dick but not allowing to insert.

Nope!
>I don't know if I can eat it. My stomach is rather weak to certain things, and raw tomato and avocado are high up on that list. And this thing is full of it.

I'm not quite sure to be honest...

Bosses generally do...

Doesn't it? I'm thinking about saying screw the Supra, and saving up for 4 years to get that sweet sweet Rotary...
>Or I could just get an FD RX7 and drop the new engine in it. Best of both worlds!

Finally got Discord to work only to find out my friend can't play
>Goddamn it
Oh well, at least comfy thread means I can play Rainbow Six and not worry too much about missing things
>Protip for Siege: Laser sights are absolutely goddamn useless unless you don't ADS a lot
>They will make you visible to people in the room and they show everyone you're coming
>Its like slapping a target on your nipples.
I've come to understand that Idaho is basically North Texas with moar potatoez

Jump on what..?

>checked
Some smug ass freedom. what a pair.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

oh is joke. I actually never have had that thought lol sounds like some blue ballin

Thread is full of faggot niggers.

Kek.
How're you doing Iowa?
>Nice image
m.youtube.com/watch?v=x4HlBOgb42k

Are you a new one?
It's going alright for my part. What has you down?
I guess we have to wait a little longer.
Anything going on besides slow thread?
Ah, oh well, still a great choice.
>Rather weak
Maybe it's time to start eating spicy!

Give me the details, I just want know the fantasy is all.
But you did! We know each other for a long time as well!
>

How observant of you.

Okay so basically, to get it out of the way, I had claimed Shygal, been using her and shit, etc...

But earlier today, my brother wanted to see if he could put a wallpaper from his phone onto the Xbox one, and his wasn't working (for some god awful reason) and asked if he could see my phone and text his wallpaper he wanted to me and use my phone.

Now recently I had downloaded some more shygal pic, a lot of them lewd too. And I wasn't about to let my brother see a sexualized Mario enemy in my gallery, so in a panic, I deleted them all.

But it gets worse...

Apparently, even though I thought I deleted them, they were still in my files on my phone.

Which the Xbox apparently showed instead of my clean, phone gallery.

So the first thing he saw was a bunch of Shygal lewds.

So yeah, I'm back to claiming Blair.

Sup Forums is full of faggot niggers. No Exceptions.

Im not thinking straight tonight:/ i swear i have no fucking clie what i meant

I'd be a happy man with a 70 firebird

Yay and aww

Yay again!

>target on nipples
Kek

South texas i dont know that feel :^(

Fuck yes dude

Sleeping soon

Jesus dude

Anne Frank is my waifu.

Is this allowed?

whole bully bit
so this is shygal huh? why download lewds of your waifu?

Who looks like "blue ballin"?Me?
Anyway I prejudiced her through the bias that the blonde is full of slut…the a little more she looks so the more attractive I think she is though.

What "anison" you guys always listen to?

Rekt

I'ma try to get as much down as I can, since I don't feel like being hungry tonight.
>Alternatively, I can give it to some homeless guy, and go get myself a pizza next door.

Uhhhh, let's just say that all those trap doujins, images, and animations are really, REALLY making me want to be the trap.

Bosses have shekkles.

Oh? That's a nice landbarge, I'll give ya that!
>Still want my Supra
>But holy fuck a Rotary is so so soooooo tempting!

>North Texas
I just meant that Idaho is the Texas of the north!
>Although North Idaho is very liberal comparatively
>I blame Canada.
>Still, good place to vacation, went parasailing up there once
>WEW
Also I realized that I probably should've gone to bed a while ago
>but I checked my email and my boss told me not to come in
>Paid day off for formatting 120 new laptops for freshmen
I think he assumed that I sat there and had to do a bunch of stuff on all the laptops
when in reality I have a program that gives them the school default stuff and I just had to set it up on one and link it to the others while me and my IT crew played Unturned on lan.
FREE DAY OFF yeeeaaah!~

Great claim, user.
youtube.com/watch?v=b675wByBTMs&feature=youtu.be

Doing good. Just had some tacos so thats good. How bout you?
>You like all my images
Sounds a bit out of place for a FPS, a little cartoony?

I have!?! This is the first time talking to you... unless you switched? WHO ARE YOU

I wonder if they add the Texas if she'll be smug

am not bully

Just said it sounded like what you were talkin about was blue balling lol. If thats what you want to think but I can assure you she is still pure even though a little indecent.

Anison?

>smug as a bug

Indeed, words cannot describe how I'm feeling right now.

Because I don't know.

I don't remember, but I don't think not having lewds would've helped anyway, I mean, a fuck ton of pics of a female sexualized Mario enemy doesn't exactly go unoticed.

Yeah I hope your waifu is pure too.
She is likely to be loyal but encourageous warfu to you.

Anison stands for anime-song

I think thats what my dumbass meant to say

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
Kek


Same here dude :/

Ayyyyyyyyy

Texas ship? They better!

Who dug deep in the mud

Not okay dude

Forgor pic i see

yes you are
yeah but its not as bad as the same character having sex

>forgor
Meamr forgot. Maybe I do need sleep

Go to sleep Smugs, you can't even words.

lol,so what pic you wanna see?

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died

Playing world of warships right now. Still grinding the German BB line then I'll head back down the American line toward the Iowa.
>Why wouldn't I
Well cartoony would explain the scenario that appears in the game when it plays. It's a very Indiana Jones section. Also has the final boss music in it too
Smug as a bug on a drug

Oh, hope you have some great rest, Shipmaster.
Don't waste food, please.
As to give it to a homeless person, no, stop.....

What has Mizore done to you!? Why, how. No corruption!!!!
Uh, let see how do I put this? We have each other added on Skype my profile pic is a Dog..... I'm the one who thought you were older than I am...

>Getting married
Best of luck.

Rip me it's 330am and I have reserve shut to do soon.

>Mizore claim

>Married
Who the fuck said anything about married?

>So close to my Nagato
I should get on myself...

I'm sorry Mami, but I legit can't handle the stuff. It's why I always get my food plain. I can easily add the stuff I like, but it's hard if not impossible to take out the stuff I don't like.
>Why not give it to a homeless guy? They would probably be more thankful for it than me, and it wouldn't be going to waste!

I actually thought of this stuff YEARS before I met Mizore. It's just been surfacing a lot more lately, to the point of always being on my mind unless I'm driving.

Speaking of Mizore, hey there cutie~

She is pretty damn pure despite wwhat she wears! Warfu? whats this now so much to learn

Well then it'd be the JoJo OPs lol

They gotta if they do more american ships! there is no way they can't

nah I'm a swood dood who'd never do the bully but you have

Getting the German BBs over the American ones... Disgraceful.
>I dunno my dude
that explains it then lol. and a final boss? thats a bit odd

SANAE!?! My dude I missed ya man! Why didn't ya talk to me sooner!

I'm here for a period of time

I am here now, calm down everyone I know you all missed me


Claiming Felix

>inb4 you didn't miss me

Shit Miser

Nou.
>Fantasy talk.
I did well this time. Yay.

I might have taken things way out of context.
Then it's just a kid on it's way?

I WILL TAKE OVER THIS THREAD WITH MY SONG

DUH-DUH DUH DUH
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUH

Warfu must be my miswritting,don't care.

With all ways our and German can do,we axis can't defeat great america(lol)

I'm Mr. Brown Wizard
I'm Mr. Ass.
I'm Mr. Butt Blister
I'm Mr. Passing Gas

They call me Shit Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

(He's Mr. Shit Wizard
He's Mr. Gas
He's Mr. Anus Quiver
He's Mr. Eat My Ass)

They call me Shit Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

I never wanna know a day
where your ass is nice and clean!
I'd rather have it
smell like ass; shit stains in your briefs!

They call me Shit Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to shit in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'M TOO MUCH

(HE'S TOO MUCH)

TOO MUCH

not even
who wouldnt miss that weird trap

K.

I suppose, what's your point?

A daughter, on Her way.

>MFW toss C4 on riot shield
>Mfw shout ALLAH before detonating
>Mfw actually killed hostage in the process and fucked everything up
BUT I KILLED HIM!
fucking kek.

DUH-DUH DUH DUH
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DUUUUUUUUUH

I'm Mr. Yellow Wizard
I'm Mr. Cock.
I'm Mr. Pink Pickle
I'm Mr. Pee Yourself

Friends call me Piss Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to piss in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

(He’s Mr. Piss Wizard
He's Mr. Dick
He's Dirty Pickle
He's Smells Like Whiz)

Friends call me Piss Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to piss in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

I never wanna know a day
where your penis is low and dry.
I'd rather have you piss yourself,
In front of your friends making you cry!

(He’s Mr. Piss Wizard
He's Mr. Dick
He's Dirty Pickle
He's Smells Like Whiz)

Friends call me Piss Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to piss in my clutch!
Huehuehue
I'm too much!

Do you really need to correct me for everything?

I wish I could be the inventor of introductory machine of interdimension marriage kekkekkek.

I dunno

He a cute though

No! I cam word!

NO

Pls. Texas ship would make me so happy

Didnt meam to sound rude or anything

Fucking ayy lmao

nothing really making conversation
quite a dream
just a little strange

It's not really correcting.
But now you know it's a girl.

lol it happens. Nothing can defeat the might of America my dude. Where ya from if you don't mind my askin

yes even

the fuck are you. (we never met but I missed you bb)

Instant shipfu :^)

Cat.

Did well? Eh?!

Smugs...

>It's not really correcting.
You're doing it again.

I guess I do now.
Any ideas about what you'd like to name her?

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My Girlfriend likes Kaylee, I'm not sure on names though.

I take it you didnt get my wordplay earlier?

It's fine, it's just my emotional state is at an all time low.

Oh, okay then.

Everyone's different, so it's okay. I just like burritos with hot sauce is all.

Well as for homeless people, they find their own food, if they're still alive then it means they're getting nourishment from somewhere. At least save it for later.

Oh, what gotten you into that?.....Still.......
Yup, it's me, were on the same boat now.
I missed you too, it's just that being busy with things and all. Haven't had the time. But now it seems to be clearing up, which is great! I was trying to tease you before revealing myself.
SI.

Come in this thread, see this shit, jfc, that threw me off so goddamn much.

Velvet, long time. Kid on the way, huh? It changed my brother for the best. Though his daughter is a little shit now.

Gonna go to bed methinks
>I'm getting that sleepy high
>Everything is funnier than it should be.
>Plus its nearly 2AM.

Come on dude the German BB secondary cannons are fantastic they rip enemies to shreds
>See no reason not to :^)
Well the plot is like an old Indiana Jones story too. It's an OSS officer hunting down an SS colonel developing a weapon for the Germans. The final boss is the officer
>Nagato
Not a fan of the Japanese ships personally

My daughter is going to learn what a Belt is.

How've you been?

you are just saying what shinoa says
so uh any plans for today?

Worry not, a WH40k player would be the best father I could think of.

Sounds nice, but do you like Kaylee as well?

Too late Rin Shibuya started some stuff earlier.

>Anus Quiver

If trips name your child Blork.