Mad Max edition
Cleveland Indians @ Washington Nationals Gamethread
With all the talk about the Giants and their fat wives, is Bauer a NEET with a waifu pillow? He's rarely seen in public with any significant other, just him, his truck, and his drones.
>Johnny Holliday still doing play-by-play
Game time
pls no rain
wow I went to get food and missed an entire inning
What are you eating?
freakin chisenhall
just a bologna sandwich
I don't see how anyone can eat bologna. It's pretty gross tbqh
It's not my favorite but I like it. Salami and pastrami are my favorite lunch meats. Corn beef too I guess
pls Bauer
>200 Ks
Based Max
at least get a hit pls
at least swing the bat pls ugh
I honestly think Max is up there with Kershaw on some nights. He just doesn't always put it together
not too good
bunch of bums out there
we need a HIT
>Its going to be one of those "Max gets the loss because he gave up a solo homer late in the game and nothing else" episodes
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Thank god for that do-over DP
hmm still no hits
a hit, a hit. my kingdom for a hit
put a fork in us, nats
Big time, Bauer
Bauer grinding but offense is dead
>striking out on 3-0
ugh just end it
thank you Frankie
Frankie
haha yes! shook!
a run!! ohh baby put it on the score board!
JRAM
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THANK YOU BABYFACE
ugh Lonnie for insurance run? doubt it
pls hold on windians
BLOOP!
SHOOOOOKKKK
>Implying you're the threat in the NLE
Dead season tbqh
Wow, indians are like...doing shit.
That hasn't happened in a few weeks.
Bauer is throwing like its early June again
let's hope Bauer can handle the SDI so we hopefully won't see Shaw
okay pls Bauer
DON'T SPEAK THAT NAME
we still have 3 innings, I'm nervous
when will Mills bring out Miller. 8th or 9th. tough decisions
8th if Bauer gets through this inning clean.
Miller would face the top of the order
pls
>Goodwin pinch hitting
WHERE THE FUCK IS STEPHEN DREW?
fug Miller already hope he can go 1 2/3
It's Miller time.
MILLER TIME!
This means that Allen will close tonight
nice Miller
now does this mean Shaw in the 8th or is Mills daring enough to let Miller go another
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I love watching miller pitch
Thank u based andrew miller
ah....it's good to see unchecked alcoholism put to good use.
Saved
Thanks senpai
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Well, at least I can feel confident that the Redskins will be the Browns this season
R-right?
Just got home from work lads
>2-0
>against Scherzer
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
hammy was going bananas
You mean the Browns will be the Redskins this season.
>RG3
I really hope that gay eddie murphy looking motherfucker gets absolutely murdered in a pre-season game and never plays again.
RG3 gonna win one for the land senpai
shit.
beat*
Why the fuck Nap not pinch hitting for Santana?
don't choke pls
Dude....it's RG3....and he signed with the BROWNS
you know this isn't going to go well.
bauer confirmed 5tan shitposter
Dare not underestimate LeGod's blessing
not good we need Shaw
Miller pls
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FUCK
FUCK FUCK
LeGod knew that Maziel wasn't what we needed. You can see him passing judgment
How do you like Melancon, Natsfams?
dabest
please shaw
effin shaw!
Shaw pls
NASTY SHAQ
shaw!!!
Need some insurance runs
Shaw lucked out there, he was throwing junk and that idiot swung at it for some reason.
0-2 count, doesn't want to strike out, hard to law off the high heater. Give Shaq some credit
FranSACo
Get Kip home Babyface!
Kip!
got the runner over now get him in Jose!!
BABY FACE
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HOW DO YOU DO IT
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JRAM the GOAT
IT HAPPENED
yeah baby another one!
lots of grinding tonight!
IT'S TIME
>call local pizza place
>place order
>"It'll be up to an hour and a half. It's a drawer change and there are others in front of you."
Drawer change? Ive never worked at a pizza joint. What is that supposed to mean?
I think what he means is that they need to make a bank run, not enough change in the drawer? Alternatively, personnel shift. Not sure. Who you calling Cap?
the cook is busy fondling himself in the parking lot over his jeans as he looks at the burger king play area next door.
damn!
okay Allen put it away!
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BAEQUIN
Oh well, you're still ROTY m8
It's the local DiCarlos Pizza.
Please Chicken Al
Chicken Al pls close this out
whew lad, that looked bad