Cleveland Indians @ Washington Nationals Gamethread

Mad Max edition

With all the talk about the Giants and their fat wives, is Bauer a NEET with a waifu pillow? He's rarely seen in public with any significant other, just him, his truck, and his drones.

>Johnny Holliday still doing play-by-play

Game time

pls no rain

wow I went to get food and missed an entire inning

What are you eating?

freakin chisenhall

just a bologna sandwich

I don't see how anyone can eat bologna. It's pretty gross tbqh

It's not my favorite but I like it. Salami and pastrami are my favorite lunch meats. Corn beef too I guess

pls Bauer

>200 Ks

Based Max

at least get a hit pls

at least swing the bat pls ugh

I honestly think Max is up there with Kershaw on some nights. He just doesn't always put it together

not too good

bunch of bums out there

we need a HIT

>Its going to be one of those "Max gets the loss because he gave up a solo homer late in the game and nothing else" episodes

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Thank god for that do-over DP

hmm still no hits

a hit, a hit. my kingdom for a hit

put a fork in us, nats

Big time, Bauer

Bauer grinding but offense is dead

>striking out on 3-0

ugh just end it

thank you Frankie

Frankie

haha yes! shook!

a run!! ohh baby put it on the score board!

JRAM
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THANK YOU BABYFACE

ugh Lonnie for insurance run? doubt it

pls hold on windians

BLOOP!

SHOOOOOKKKK

>Implying you're the threat in the NLE

Dead season tbqh

Wow, indians are like...doing shit.

That hasn't happened in a few weeks.

Bauer is throwing like its early June again

let's hope Bauer can handle the SDI so we hopefully won't see Shaw

okay pls Bauer

DON'T SPEAK THAT NAME

we still have 3 innings, I'm nervous

when will Mills bring out Miller. 8th or 9th. tough decisions

8th if Bauer gets through this inning clean.
Miller would face the top of the order

pls

>Goodwin pinch hitting

WHERE THE FUCK IS STEPHEN DREW?

fug Miller already hope he can go 1 2/3

It's Miller time.

MILLER TIME!

This means that Allen will close tonight

nice Miller

now does this mean Shaw in the 8th or is Mills daring enough to let Miller go another

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I love watching miller pitch
Thank u based andrew miller

ah....it's good to see unchecked alcoholism put to good use.

Saved

Thanks senpai

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Well, at least I can feel confident that the Redskins will be the Browns this season

R-right?

Just got home from work lads
>2-0
>against Scherzer

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

hammy was going bananas

You mean the Browns will be the Redskins this season.
>RG3

I really hope that gay eddie murphy looking motherfucker gets absolutely murdered in a pre-season game and never plays again.

RG3 gonna win one for the land senpai

shit.

beat*

Why the fuck Nap not pinch hitting for Santana?

don't choke pls

Dude....it's RG3....and he signed with the BROWNS

you know this isn't going to go well.

bauer confirmed 5tan shitposter

Dare not underestimate LeGod's blessing

not good we need Shaw

Miller pls

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FUCK
FUCK FUCK

LeGod knew that Maziel wasn't what we needed. You can see him passing judgment

How do you like Melancon, Natsfams?

dabest

please shaw

effin shaw!

Shaw pls

NASTY SHAQ

shaw!!!

Need some insurance runs

Shaw lucked out there, he was throwing junk and that idiot swung at it for some reason.

0-2 count, doesn't want to strike out, hard to law off the high heater. Give Shaq some credit

FranSACo

Get Kip home Babyface!

Kip!

got the runner over now get him in Jose!!

BABY FACE
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HOW DO YOU DO IT
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JRAM the GOAT

IT HAPPENED

yeah baby another one!

lots of grinding tonight!

IT'S TIME

>call local pizza place
>place order
>"It'll be up to an hour and a half. It's a drawer change and there are others in front of you."

Drawer change? Ive never worked at a pizza joint. What is that supposed to mean?

I think what he means is that they need to make a bank run, not enough change in the drawer? Alternatively, personnel shift. Not sure. Who you calling Cap?

the cook is busy fondling himself in the parking lot over his jeans as he looks at the burger king play area next door.

damn!

okay Allen put it away!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BAEQUIN

Oh well, you're still ROTY m8

It's the local DiCarlos Pizza.

Please Chicken Al

Chicken Al pls close this out

whew lad, that looked bad