New York Yankees @ Boston Red Sox

Severino vs. Porcello

NEW YORK

vs. BOS RHP Rick Porcello
1. Brett Gardner, LF (L)
2. Jacoby Ellsbury, CF (L)
3. Mark Teixeira, 1B (S)
4. Brian McCann, DH (L)
5. Starlin Castro, 2B (R)
6. Didi Gregorius, SS (L)
7. Chase Headley, 3B (S)
8. Gary Sanchez, C (R)
9. Aaron Hicks, RF (S)

meme teams

BOSTON

vs. NYY RHP Luis Severino
1. Mookie Betts, RF (R)
2. Dustin Pedroia, 2B (R)
3. David Ortiz, DH (L)
4. Hanley Ramirez, 1B (R)
5. Jackie Bradley Jr., CF (L)
6. Travis Shaw, 3B (L)
7. Brock Holt, SS (L)
8. Sandy Leon, C (S)
9. Andrew Benintendi, LF (L)

Cant' wait till we're rid of Gardner, Ellsbury, Teixiera, McCann, Headley, and Hicks.

I wanted to get Porcellos jersey last year but he blew dick but now hes elite and I wanna get it again. What should I do?

Get a knockoff jersey of his or don't do it. He's not trustworthy.

BENINTENDI ARRIVES IN FENWAY

THE FUTURE IS NOW

>porcello wearing a disgusting fucking cap
Typical Red Cux. Surprised he doesn't have a beard and beer gut.

judgement day when?

When should I get Benintendis jersey?

Yeah Yankees still have players in the starting lineup hitting .200 or less

Yankees tried moving Ellsbury and Headley this deadline so they'll most likely do it this offseason

as soon as they're available

If they had moved Headley who would have played third? Refsnyder?

Tyler Austin. He's batting .324 in AAA.

ITT: We post people that could play at Third Base. I'll start.

I'll be switching between this and gymnastics on NBC. Am I a cuck? Also no A-rod, he's scared of the bantz

I thought he was a firstbaseman and corner outfielder? I saw him play in Binghamton this year. Smashed a ball into left field. Had to have been 400 feet.

...

Part of me worries Fenway wont fucking boo him to high hell and the pitcher wont bean him. As much as I love Ortiz I hate that hes friends with the fuck and that none of the older guys have hatred for the Yankees

Well they just moved him over to third recently. Clearly have some plans for him over there

F A T
A
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>yankee """""""fans"""""""

I miss Tek

Story?

Sox fan here. Just got done beating my wife and drinking away the paycheck. What have I missed?

>C: Sanchez
>1B: Bird
>2B: Mateo
>3B: Austin
>SS: Torres
>LF: Frazier
>CF: Rutherford
>RF: Judge

Do we even need Bryce Harper?

Remember when Cuckee fans started throwing batteries and bottles in 04' ALDS?

I miss those days

>having a second baseman as a manlet

Christen press just made a shocking error
>women in charge of understanding the offside rule

>do we even need Harper?
He can DH.

Did you grab your pack of cigs down by Mackies Packie? Next to the gas station burned down by black kids

Nice hustle by Ortiz. Glad to see he cares about the game

Kek thought the same thing

Where will Tebow hit?

What gift will the Red Sox get A-Rod?

He can be the DH

Ortiz's PEDs.

The Conigliaro special

A purse.

Sox fan here. Just got back from beating up queers then fucking in the ass to show how manly we are.

What did I miss?

Your PO called, needs to talk with you about something. Also an SSI retro check came in #party

Chase Shitley just hit an rbi double

Surely, Hicks will turn it around anyday now

I miss this. Fanbase is so apathetic now. Games are dead quiet

It'll happen anytime now. He's just like JBJ.

"Fuck you, fuck you" everytime it gets me

Results from randomized AIDS test came back. You're positive and not worth the trouble to treat

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>jbj stands the box admiring his hit
>ortiz won't even run out a groundball

Some hustle you guys have there

Meme hits.

Hey mike, long time caller first time listener. Do you think the yankees coulda moved judge and didi for a 4th starter?

Ortiz literally can't run. His foot is completely fucked, which is why he's retiring.

Get outta here. Use your noodle

>Be morbidly obese your entire life
>Expect your feet to be able to carry that weight
He deserved it desu.

who still runs at 40 years old?

Severino elite?

Ichiro

>mfw we'll still be seeing severino throw to sanchez 15 years later

>tex retiring
>arod retiring
>fielder retiring

Who else is next?

How come Ortiz has been so big is entire life despite living in poverty? Did he steal all of his village's food as a child?

Yo i love christen press but she is trash, been switching between yanks and this girls soccer, how could she make this team i have no idea

no one is safe

could be anyone

Porcello pitching like its 2015

big memester in full force tonight

Took a lot of vitmans and supplements. Not sure what they were though

Like a fist from an angry God. Also fuck goddamn shit. If the sox lose again I will apply for snap benefits

He wasnt always fat. When he came here and started making money he probably spent half his salary on tasty food because he never experienced it before

I've never actually watched her play. Is she really that bad?

Hgh for his ingrown toenail i assume

hey is anyone here

"Tasty food"

Isn't that a problem with athletes from poor countries? They just eat everything in sight because they've never had food before

Bad, slow, cant shoot, looks nervous as fuck. Only redeeming quality is for a forward she is surprisingly good at passing

What are we drinking pals? I got an classic gin and tonic with muddled mint and fresh lime. Served over ice in a chilled ass comfy glass

Coronas at mi novias house with a bunch of mexicans who dont understand baseball

Yeah, something besides rice and fruit

>Swing batter
>actually swings and gets an RBI

GET HIM OUT OF THE BOOTH

wow this lenny meme wild nesn haha

Good evening, Sup Forums pals! Phew! Today I saw Real Madrid 3-2 Sevilla! I'm glad Real Madrid won! I love that team! Unfortunally Real Madrid doesn't play baseball, too... :p

>ywn cuddle with Christen to comfort her after a bad game

Why live?

Come on porcelain! You are our defacto ace! We need you to be better.

Beep beep its 1994, can u give our technology back

Like stanozolol and nandrolone

You think Hope Solo bullies her and calls her names for messing up plays?

what the fuck are you gay boys talking about cant we just sit in our underwear crack open a Budweiser and watch the Pats?

Post Japanese cuteposter.

Nice. Mexicans are good people, I think they are more of a soccer fanbase though

Absolutely. The rivalry almost hatred between forwards and goalies on the same team is kinda strange. Hard to describe, prolly calls her shit everytime she misses he goal when they practice shooting

You are genuinely my least favorite tripfag on Sup Forums and dont act like just because you dont have an actual trip you arent one.

Most definitely, that cunt. Apparently, she's fucking awful to be around whenever they lose and no one wants to sit even remotely close to her on the airplane.

In a few weeks yes. I will join you in that, preferably at your house with your booze.

Anyone seeing that flash go off every time Severino throws a pitch?

Is chicken tenders the future?

Me on top of railroad bridge over the river.

THE

FUTURE

IS

NOW

NINTENDO

IS

FUCKING

GOAT

GOATendies

NINTENDO POWER

God I love him, do you think hes gonna have that power come through soon I wanna see him hit DINGERS