>just turned 18 last week >my crazy bitch mom sold our house for 500k a month ago because "she needs to live her life" >we have to leave tomorrow >yesterday she gave me a check for 1000k >will be in the wild with just the money, my computer, cellphone and some clothes in less than 24 hours >what do?
I have no family left, no real friends, no car or driver license, no idea where to go or what to do... how fucked am I?
Jeremiah King
Well once that check bounces you're fucked. So just end it faggot.
Gavin Sullivan
At least you can still buy groceries for awhile.
Oliver Clark
>1000k
She gave you a small loan of a million dollars?
John Thompson
What the fuck is going on here? Are we being raided?
Samuel Hill
where you at nigs?
Michael Sanchez
Thats fucked kill your mom
Anthony Adams
With that million you can go and buy your own house you whiny shitbag
Noah Scott
Just wake up and get on Sup Forums before going to school champ?
Colton Gutierrez
you'll get fucked by bears and raccoons, faggot
Luis Evans
A free million? Quit your bitching and get to work.
Invest.
Then go do a drivers course and learn to drive. Get a motorbike licence too while you're at it.
After a couple years, apply to move somewhere like South Africa where you can live like a king for a million USD.
>I'm assuming you're an American
Hudson Ward
No, I'm Russian.
Jaxon Bailey
He meant 1k He's made this thread about 10 times thus far today
Jacob Torres
Ah so you got a million Ruble?
Kek, never mind then, you're fucked. May as well go blow it on drugs and hookers.
Connor Lopez
Go to a 3rd world country live liek king!
Ryan Rivera
Сука
Brandon Hill
Oh so he's retarded too.
I wonder how many anime figurines he can get with 1000 Russian Rubles.
Xavier Hall
1000k ? your then rebuy your house
Jaxson Jones
I'm not a weeaboo trash like most of the userbase here.
Cameron Wood
>yesterday she gave me a check for one thousand thousand
John Lee
Well you're the sort of trash who can't differentiate between 1000 and 1000000 so you're arguably even worse.