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Lauren edition

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>its a yank alt right wanker episode

1st for teach me how to play chess

>psst

just keep playing games

Are Thai lads hard men or nah? Do they partake in the bare knuckle??

ugh boring

explain the bogdanoffs to me

just finished homework lads time to study some Torah

my uncle in france told me that they live in a huge manor and practice first night on the peasants

You have to trap the king so it's threatened (in check) and can't move anywhere without being threatened (checkmate) to win.

new gimmick:
call american posters "yanker wankers"

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bah..lost an item on eBay during the last seconds

who the fuck doesn't know how to play chess

are you 6 years old LMAO

...

Do any of you mates have thin socks?

Name 1 thailad gimmick other than posting asian girls making faces

thinking about what shares to buy

hello you UBER NERD

probably don't anymore

"chess people" are fedorable

>muh intellectual puzzle game

why do they have massive chins

Sniped

ye

redpill me on street furniture

living in thailand

webm tuts

eating chocolate icecream lads

they call me thin sock Larry, any questions?

ikr, but i exercised some discipline there by not going over my set limit. so i should be proud of myself

We had to play in primary school.. thought everyone did.

yanker wanker

My mom and brother used to take street furniture on our street and carry it into our house in the middle of the day. Don't do this. In hindsight, this looks EXTREMELY low class. Do it at night.

Wearing thick sock ahah u mad ausrunt bro u jel af brah u jelly ahaha fuk u ausboiiiii u jelly n mad af I got thiccccc socc aha phuk yu dats Thai for fuk u jelly mad ausboi ahahha u so mad brahhh xD

I WERAR THIC SOCC

Fat bastard

Meet the Bogdanoff Twins.

Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

being a skinny runt

who's next on the pain train

multiplayerchess.com/#!/ba3xbttyetf2

bogdanoff?

more like bo selectanoff

watching man on fire
when do they actually set him on fire? bit bored desu

>going to Thailand

britdick

titbrit

clitish

are you clitish mate?

genetics
though a bit of plastic surgery makes them bigger

(they're descendants of a lot of different royalty)

thailad remember when you used to post in /asean/ under the name /brit/
lmao the state of you back then

Howling at the state of your life if you have to move to south east asia

Shit, at least move to japan or china if you want to fuck chinks

well you're not getting any then :p

yanker wanker

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the Bogdanoffs

begging the janny not to ban me for this

@70107996

(you) quota full here lads

hehehehe....disabling my yank proxy now..brb

SEA has cheap food, living costs and cocaine

Fuk u buddi

watching the new harry potter spinoff "gymnastic dwarves and how to fight them"

why the fuck does chess have this reputation of being "intellectual" or for smart people

it's fucking easy, there's hardly any rules beyond the individual pieces and how they can move, it all comes down to strategy but the base rules are easy

are yanks really this dim

When someone calls me a yanker wanker, i can't help but laugh. I literally, genuinely start laughing uncontrollably, because I know how mad they are. First off,
1) No, I'm not a "wanker"
2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
3) Fuck you
:)

You wouldn't have better quality of life in either of those countries.

a lot of fit birds in my classes this semester that i'll never talk to

youtube.com/watch?v=0lTEsDUFsVc
youtube.com/watch?v=FIoWlsYs-_A

ah yes french television

yanker wanker

because that le chessmaster thinking 800 moves ahead reputation it has garnered

it's a game of memory and pattern above all else

one day, user. one day we'll be free

4)be american
5)get shot

But who do the bogdanoffs answer to?

Possibly the worst attempt at being funny I've ever seen, bet you thought you were being really clever and ironic you stupid little twat

I could move to fucking India and say the same as thailand

>why the fuck does chess have this reputation of being "intellectual" or for smart people

one last game before retirement
multiplayerchess.com/#!/ba3xbttyetf2

>tactical shrieking
youtube.com/watch?v=06MhIOr7-bg

bet they're prime for a good stare though

me

You really have no idea..

>being terrified of a little dirt and a little poo
softlad

Does anyone else get pimples in the crease of their ear?

yanker wanker

imagine how much pussy this drummer at the beginning gets
youtube.com/watch?v=HTk78Rc8HpE

i should start playing the drums

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You live in a shit apartment and have to deal with living in thailand, there's no argument here. Your quality of life isn't better.

Fell in love and had my heart broken in the span of 5 seconds today

Ah! woe is me

>nonwhite """""""""""""empires"""""""""""""""""

the potatANO

And here's Dele Alli....Zabeleta got a little piece of it...Son!
DELE ALLI! TWO NIL TOTTENHAM!

no one died, justice was served
where is the problem?

Drummers get the least pussy of any band member, the only people who care about drummers are other blokes

>this fucking leaf actually thinks living in thailand is comparable to living in india

I like in a shit apartment now and it still costs a fuckload

Possibly the worst attempt at being funny I've ever seen, bet you thought you were being really clever and ironic you stupid little twat

I get them everywhere :(

i masturbate to Lauren Southern and Tomi Lahren

business idea: save up some money and move to costa rica and set up a cafe on the beach and just kick it

India is pretty nice in some areas, but those areas are also expensive
and living in Bangkok is really cozy I imagine

>2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
true

the people leave a lot to be desired though

I live in amazing apartment that you'd have to be a literal millionaire to afford in London.

keyboarders and bassists get less i think

why are nordicks so prone to acne?

WHAT DO WE FINK OV TOTNUM

consider this:
america and everything is the same, but it's populated by british people instead

But you also live in Thailand surrounded by Thai people.

And why does everything need to be compared to London?

nah its drummers

keyboarders will have obviously learned piano so they can impress a girl with that. bass guitarists often play regular guitar too because it works well to know both and can be dry at times. drums is equal amounts hard and equal amounts of who gives a shit

>Why yes, I play Chess
youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA

alri James Joyce

vs living in London and being surrounded by pakis

Blew my fucking mind just now bro. You want to become our 51st state?