Lauren edition
/brit/
>its a yank alt right wanker episode
1st for teach me how to play chess
>psst
just keep playing games
Are Thai lads hard men or nah? Do they partake in the bare knuckle??
ugh boring
explain the bogdanoffs to me
just finished homework lads time to study some Torah
my uncle in france told me that they live in a huge manor and practice first night on the peasants
You have to trap the king so it's threatened (in check) and can't move anywhere without being threatened (checkmate) to win.
new gimmick:
call american posters "yanker wankers"
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bah..lost an item on eBay during the last seconds
who the fuck doesn't know how to play chess
are you 6 years old LMAO
...
Do any of you mates have thin socks?
Name 1 thailad gimmick other than posting asian girls making faces
thinking about what shares to buy
hello you UBER NERD
probably don't anymore
"chess people" are fedorable
>muh intellectual puzzle game
why do they have massive chins
Sniped
ye
redpill me on street furniture
living in thailand
webm tuts
eating chocolate icecream lads
they call me thin sock Larry, any questions?
ikr, but i exercised some discipline there by not going over my set limit. so i should be proud of myself
We had to play in primary school.. thought everyone did.
yanker wanker
My mom and brother used to take street furniture on our street and carry it into our house in the middle of the day. Don't do this. In hindsight, this looks EXTREMELY low class. Do it at night.
Wearing thick sock ahah u mad ausrunt bro u jel af brah u jelly ahaha fuk u ausboiiiii u jelly n mad af I got thiccccc socc aha phuk yu dats Thai for fuk u jelly mad ausboi ahahha u so mad brahhh xD
I WERAR THIC SOCC
Fat bastard
Meet the Bogdanoff Twins.
Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
being a skinny runt
who's next on the pain train
bogdanoff?
more like bo selectanoff
watching man on fire
when do they actually set him on fire? bit bored desu
>going to Thailand
britdick
titbrit
clitish
are you clitish mate?
genetics
though a bit of plastic surgery makes them bigger
(they're descendants of a lot of different royalty)
thailad remember when you used to post in /asean/ under the name /brit/
lmao the state of you back then
Howling at the state of your life if you have to move to south east asia
Shit, at least move to japan or china if you want to fuck chinks
well you're not getting any then :p
yanker wanker
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the Bogdanoffs
begging the janny not to ban me for this
@70107996
(you) quota full here lads
hehehehe....disabling my yank proxy now..brb
SEA has cheap food, living costs and cocaine
Fuk u buddi
watching the new harry potter spinoff "gymnastic dwarves and how to fight them"
why the fuck does chess have this reputation of being "intellectual" or for smart people
it's fucking easy, there's hardly any rules beyond the individual pieces and how they can move, it all comes down to strategy but the base rules are easy
are yanks really this dim
When someone calls me a yanker wanker, i can't help but laugh. I literally, genuinely start laughing uncontrollably, because I know how mad they are. First off,
1) No, I'm not a "wanker"
2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
3) Fuck you
:)
You wouldn't have better quality of life in either of those countries.
a lot of fit birds in my classes this semester that i'll never talk to
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ah yes french television
yanker wanker
because that le chessmaster thinking 800 moves ahead reputation it has garnered
it's a game of memory and pattern above all else
one day, user. one day we'll be free
4)be american
5)get shot
But who do the bogdanoffs answer to?
Possibly the worst attempt at being funny I've ever seen, bet you thought you were being really clever and ironic you stupid little twat
I could move to fucking India and say the same as thailand
>why the fuck does chess have this reputation of being "intellectual" or for smart people
one last game before retirement
multiplayerchess.com
>tactical shrieking
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bet they're prime for a good stare though
me
You really have no idea..
>being terrified of a little dirt and a little poo
softlad
Does anyone else get pimples in the crease of their ear?
yanker wanker
imagine how much pussy this drummer at the beginning gets
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i should start playing the drums
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffff
You live in a shit apartment and have to deal with living in thailand, there's no argument here. Your quality of life isn't better.
Fell in love and had my heart broken in the span of 5 seconds today
Ah! woe is me
>nonwhite """""""""""""empires"""""""""""""""""
the potatANO
And here's Dele Alli....Zabeleta got a little piece of it...Son!
DELE ALLI! TWO NIL TOTTENHAM!
no one died, justice was served
where is the problem?
Drummers get the least pussy of any band member, the only people who care about drummers are other blokes
>this fucking leaf actually thinks living in thailand is comparable to living in india
I like in a shit apartment now and it still costs a fuckload
Possibly the worst attempt at being funny I've ever seen, bet you thought you were being really clever and ironic you stupid little twat
I get them everywhere :(
i masturbate to Lauren Southern and Tomi Lahren
business idea: save up some money and move to costa rica and set up a cafe on the beach and just kick it
India is pretty nice in some areas, but those areas are also expensive
and living in Bangkok is really cozy I imagine
>2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
true
the people leave a lot to be desired though
I live in amazing apartment that you'd have to be a literal millionaire to afford in London.
keyboarders and bassists get less i think
why are nordicks so prone to acne?
WHAT DO WE FINK OV TOTNUM
consider this:
america and everything is the same, but it's populated by british people instead
But you also live in Thailand surrounded by Thai people.
And why does everything need to be compared to London?
nah its drummers
keyboarders will have obviously learned piano so they can impress a girl with that. bass guitarists often play regular guitar too because it works well to know both and can be dry at times. drums is equal amounts hard and equal amounts of who gives a shit
>Why yes, I play Chess
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alri James Joyce
vs living in London and being surrounded by pakis
Blew my fucking mind just now bro. You want to become our 51st state?