Somebody make a Jays Rays thread

Somebody make a Jays Rays thread

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h-hello?

Just turned on the game. What did I miss?

well down 1-0 by the third but estrada starting to come on. think well be ok the second time through the lineup as long as we dont bite on smyly's curve.

hey...

What the literal fuck was that?

>I-Im still a good fielder
FUCK OFF TO DH IDIOT

I'm here

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I'm glad we can both witness this disaster

its time for bautista to sit. Between him and Edwin you are seeing both how to and how not to have a contract year in the majors.

Who owns hockey?

Go easy on Steve Steve

how bout the country that invented it

travis has one more hit than martin

martin has played 34 more games than travis

Noooo body!

>Upton
safdsggadhgfjhf FUCK YOU SAN DIEGO

fucking travis

trash

watch your fucking mouth

Fucking kill your mom

does anybody else love these rave commercials? fuck the jays I just want to do E and roll baby roll me some slutty rave chicks even if they're 16 and bang em on their mamas porches.

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KEK

Yeah keep him on the bench as a pinch runner

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>Sup Forums pretending to like niggers

please...

what a loser fuck this fanbase

not soon enough

Who's this?

rowdy tellez, 1B prospect in the minors hitting .300 in AA with a .900 OPS and 16 homeruns and 48 walks in 95 games this year

is this post a joke?

next year?

or will he start in triple a

Too bad minor stats are meme tier

Fuck Smoak tho even Rogers hates him

imagine being someone who believes this

NOOOOOO! NOT TRAVIS!

>pitching great before liriano trade
>liriano pitches
>he's okay
>sanchez pitches
>he's bad
>stroman pitches
>he's bad
>dickey pitches
>he's awful
>estrada pitches
>3 walks in 3 innings

Now our pitching sucks, what the fuck is wrong with this team? Now the errors are piling up.

this game is a fucking meme

AA stats are not meme tier, osuna was called up after dominating in AA, and his plate discipline is fantastic so we know he at least wont strike out 35% of his at bats

im hoping hes called up as part of the expanded roster in september, we have nobody else but pompey and goins to call up

estrada was always overachieving, hes got 2 pitches and had below league average BABIP, it was only a matter of time before he was figured out

Bring Goins back to the mound

>travis
JUST

Groins has the lowest ERA among Jays pitching staff

I hope this post isn't serious

>it's a jays get madduxed episode

speaking of prospects, what do they do with Urena? Tulo is with us for a long time

He'll get a homerun this game

What a shit team these guys are garbage

I bet it is and hes right

trade him for a starting pitcher after estrada, stroshit and liriano all go full JUST mode and end up with 5 ERAs

What is it about tampa bay and the blue jays? I swear this team is like kryptonite to the blow gays.

>donaldson up
>it rains

pottery

especially that roidmonster Foreskyn..holly fuck has be been struck out once by Jays pitching?

just fuck my shit up

>God trolls Jays fans
>prayers technically answered


Anyone got a streamy?

its so odd to see. Tampa is fucking garbage yet they always either come close to beating the blue jays or blowing them out.

I feel like the Jays do much better against good teams than bad teams. This team looked way more comfortable against the Orioles and Astros than they did against the Royals and now the Rays. They have a habit of playing down to their competition.

Breaking up the Canadian circle jerk here. Y'all are the type of pricks that would wear toe shoes and name your dogs 'Camper'.

>the leprous colony of toronto
>winning the world series
lol

>American

>smyly
>oh this will be an easy w-
>nm, jays implosion again

That's meme magic

reminder you idiots actively defended this shit offense

Jays collapse web M ?

REEE FUCKING RAYS STOP MESSING WITH MUH MARCO

but its only april!

It should be good. But for some reason it's really cold

>Y'all

I've hoovered shneef off of the cover of Gordon Korman's "This Can't be Happening in Macdonald Hall"

3rd most runs in the league

>It should be good.
>a 3rd of the lineup is hitting under .200 in the last 15-20 games

>It's another game where marco gets ZERO offense and shit defense
disgusting

interesting

As I said, it SHOULD be good with past numbers

this game screams of blowout

SAVE ME BARNES

who literally cares about the first half of the season? these guys are fucking sandbagging and trying to make it look like theyre not bc they took bribes

I'm working on Rogers calling up Tellez

umps squeezing now too fuggggggg

How many wild pitches this season, feels like a lot.

Then stop watching the game

tfw you're probably talking to an AI bot

Imagine no damage being done in this inning

Rogers is my only Facebook friend who responds to me ;_;

I'm not

What the fuck are they doing? Holy shit you can hear the contempt in the crowd.

Can confirm Rogers is going to look into calling up Tellez

this is an absolute shitshow lads

>saunders still batting
>upton still batting
>smoak still existing
why

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Its so quiet you can hear a pin drop in the dome.

SmoaK

e x t e n s i o n

Everyone thought Smoak was getting the shaft with that deal, now it appears as though he may JUST be a master ruseman.

this inning is a nightmare

reminder you retards actually tried to tell me gibby was a good manager

reminder estrada has fucking lost it for today and is going to give up 2 more runs before gibby burns biagini on a lost game

Go away

Bruh, I switched it off after the 4th and even that was an extension from when Forsythe dingered, you can just tell it's gonna be that kind of game. After such a long time these instincts begin to form in your evolutionary brain

is gibby actually trying to get fired and sabotage the team?

>tfw Gibby lived in Texas
>tfw his son is a rags fan
>tfw Gibby thinks 'go out and have fun' is a viable approach for contenders

I refuse to give up

yes

I wish I was there to start a LETS GO MAR CO because he is a great pitcher and deserves our support even in his trying times ;_;

Someone doped the gatorade with melatonin

god bless you I would do the same