Someone please be my gf

someone please be my gf

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Getting a gf will not sort your life out pal

You can't possibly know this for sure.

do you have money?

yes but my mum takes most of it

Unless literally the only thing you feel you are missing is a qt gf and everything else is perfect, then yes, I say this with confidence

Nobody wants a pathetic sack of shit like you for a bf. Buy some rope and put it to use.

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Actually, yes, it's literally the only thing missing in my life. I am happy with everything else.

Pls don't bully me, this post really hurt my feelings.

okay

are you NEET? are you fat?

I think I'm becoming...unhinged, lads

No I'm employed and skinyfat.
I am a Chicano tho and also a manlet.

>manlet

oh
how manlet are we talking

1.73m

Basically a midget, but if you find my stature too repulsive you can always cuck me, I won't mind

pls respond

>american flag
>mum
FUCKING GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

do you even have feeling?

I swear it was auto correct, pls forgive me my bud

yes, i feel constant nausea, crippling anxiety, and occasionally deep sadness when i realise i will certainly die alone

Post your date as like a pokemon
Name
Age
Level ( income per year)
Hight
Weight
Character
Special skills

Let's see you would fight for wild gf gechu battle.

I will be your girl(male)friend.

Paco
25
70k
173 cm
I am extremely passive and have no self confidence
I always overprepare for things, because I never had anyone in my life I could rely on

please redeem your free bf at:
[email protected]

sent ;)