Ask a snowcone technician anything

ask a snowcone technician anything.

>snow cone
>technician

whats the meaning of life?

get a computer degree
I make snowcones for children

What do you think of the Leslie Jones nudes?

Snowcone tech eh? Kool job Sup Forumsruh

Rux?

Im not a big fan but would bone
Its cool the pay sucks but hey I make most of my money off of ebay anyway

nope

Damn. Would have sent you a game.

sorry
send it anyway????

Ever try mixing soda fountain syrup Mountain Dew in the snow cones?

no but snowcone syrup is thin
but if you mix lime, green apple, and pina collita it tastes like mountain dew

the best flavor is wild cherry

You ever jerk off with it?

is it good money?

I thought about it but it sticks to your skin like paint and is almost impossible to clean up
I do not want a red dick

not at the moment
its the end of the season so profit is pretty low

>snowcone
Do you even know what a cone is? Your fraudulent ass is selling shaved ice.

snow trapezoidal cylinder
does not have the same ring

you ever get some lonely soccer moms number?
teenage girls ever flirt with you in hopes of getting a free cone?
what's the shittiest customer you ever had to deal with?

At some point in your life your dick will be red. Chicks on the rag are crazy horny.

believe it or not no

I do give out free snow cones sometimes

People are pretty chill around here
the shittiest thing anybody's ever done is ask for a mix of 4 flavors coconut, lime, strawberry, green apple
it looked like a shit flavored snowcone

hell yeah