Walk into McDonalds

>walk into McDonalds
>see this
what do?

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360 and walk away

How much for a succ?

inb4 360 walk away combo

FUCK

Seen that before. Are there more, maybe from other angles? Face?

>Give her a bowl full of boiled eggs
>"You gotta eat all those"

This happened to me at a Cold Stone. Only thing I could do was enjoy and save the memory.

McFuck it.

kek
never change, Sup Forums

politely inform them that their ass is exposed then continue to wait in line to buy lunch/dinner.

Straw up ass

Record with phone. Once I'm good, politely go over and tell her about it and pretend to have just noticed it.

not sure if related, but here's another

whip out my dick and bust a night right at her legs.

I literally wouldn't last 10 seconds

Gawk for a bit, then politely tell her that her crack is showing.

...

Slide my credit card in to pay my burger.

order nuggets

>order the poo poo platter

I kek'd.

Joke worked better before tap & go

Stare and fantasize about being her.

Wish I was joking/trolling but no.

That guy
Say hi obviously

whats her name?

Not sure, sorry.

>order food
>leave

Sensi Pearl

gets me everytim

>order food
>grab ass then proceed to inserting my fully flaccid penis into her vagina.
>impregnate her.
>tell her she is a good girl but she also has to eat all the eggs.
>collect food
>leave

What do you guys think she is, some type of whore? This young lady is not asking to be raped. You are nothing but a rapist and you deserve to spend the rest of your sad life in prison.

Turn 360⁰ and walk away.

ask her if she farted
tell her i dont trust her answer
smell her butthole

i'l rape ur mom xd

im pretty sure I know this mcdonalds

Grab ass

sauce?

>immediately gain 100lbs
>shart in mart

Offer to buy her food for sex since she clearly is a prostitute and Micky D's is cheap compared to the usually hooker fees

>peace brah

ask for the entire pound

Do they sell double cheeseburgers?

share some nuggies with her
but only after i take moneis from mommy and yell at her to go away

Take picture and post on Sup Forums

I'll start fapping looking at her

Stare too long and get caught.
Suffer extensive SJW diatribe.
Go home and drown my sorrow in five classic cheeses and a extra large chocolate shake

Oh god! You guys, I think we triggered him! Gee wiz! Everyone hurry up and purge everything even remotely offensive from everywhere! Start fucking bygendercuriousqueerfaggothorsetesticlekin! Cut off your cis white man penis (unless you're trans, in which case you should shove it down the nearest cis scum's fuckng throat until they accept your lifestyle and stop appropriating rape culture) and violently accept people to the point of racism so as to appease the ham planets before they sit down in fury and send us hurtling towards the sun!

Take a picture and post on Sup Forums

im with this user. This chick has got it going on!
Food and a 3.14qtpi

I think you mean 180 degrees idiot (facepalm)

I mean 720 degrees idiot

Dunno but I'll take her place any day

Its 1080p, you dumb ass.

>not knowing what a moonwalk is
>lurk more

Why not 4K?

LOOK AT ME I DONT GET THE OLDEST COPYPASTA IN THE WORLD

Stick a sharpie in it.

Ask her "how much".

>what do
look at her ass, take a creepshot and post it on Sup Forums asking what everyone else would do.

Arrest her for selling crack in public

>implying you are not utterly retarded

Why are you taking bait on Sup Forums?

fuck I thought summer was over

Eat it like a Big Mac.

youtube.com/watch?v=vkqiC4KPeDs

Lol this is at my local maccas. In Sydney's red-light district. Tons of sexy sluts out on those weekend nights

Order 20 nuggets.

Don't want to discourage that or it will happen less.

>doesnt know ancient copypasta
>implying

Shit right on the counter to establish dominance.

But what if her answer is yes?

BTFO by

I dont know, it has to be ne negro in me
pic not so much related

That's a big 4

WOW EVERYONE'S BAITING! WE WERE ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!

Wait your turn and then order a bigmac meal with pepsi

Ignore it. I'm starving.

Why the fuck would I walk into a Mcdonalds?

Ignore, go behind the counter and go to work

Oh my god, that sign makes no sense! "Here are some our chef designed"???

Which part doesn't make sense?

I wish they served hot dogs there.

I like hot dogs. I prepare them a fantastic way.

Let me tell you what I do. I usually do 2 at a time.

>Take the bun, spread some garlic margarine on it. Then, take a cheese slice, and put it in the bun.
>Microwave the bun so the cheese melts on it.
>Microwave the hotdog so it just about splits.
>Throw some mince white onion on it (mince like McDonalds onions)
>Put a bit of mayo, some Dijon mustard, and a little bit of ketchup (or BBQ sauce if you prefer)

Enjoy! The Recipe is all yours, friend!

None of it. Just type it into Word. The whole sentence gets underlined green.

are you from somalia or something? Are you capable of speaking english?

You're not even gonna wait for your food?

who in the world even does that??

Follow her out, tell her she forgot the special sauce for her buns as I splooge all over her ass.

Leave because walking into mcdonalds in the first place was a mistake.

Unzip pants and commence masterbating until completion

Quinn
Snap chat lvplastic
Always nekid

Anyone have any more like this?

are you going to go home and make these?

seconded

I haven't found a single source for pics with girls in slutty outfits so far, cannot imagine it's that much of a niche. Thirded

Right because they're not all 98% identical

OP pic that is fuck

lol

That's doesn't make the point less valid.

Why does my country of origin and ability to speak matter?

Get two double quarters

Wonder how the fuck I teleported to Australia.

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