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Nobody helped me make this edition.

Lazy slowposters subedition

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Nelson should be Mexico desu

Switch nelson milhouse and martin counterclockwise

slovakian bird girl

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Czech scholar

>poor
>ugly
>stupid
>jerk

Accurate.

>tfw I missed most of the Rio Olympics memes

Bangs US's sister

>t. CHI

Also accurate, we're going to have to cockblock Mexico and make them pay for it.

Welp turns out a dude just got shot outside my house

>Trying to sleep

>Loud clap

>Black guys voice yelling "c'mon Michael"

>Cop sirens go off

shieeeeeeeet

Did you make sure and say a quick prayer to the glorious murder cube?

I JUST WANT TO SLEEP

Sacrifice a refugee to Giltine.

I am going to have a qt French gf and there is that can be done to stop me

from quebec?

I will heem ANYONE ITT in chess rn.

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>browsing tracker catalog
>transsexual forrest gump parody
i guess this is my life now

>dying before 11 PM

this is a new low, /cum/

ahh yes, the united states

is this detroit?

it may be chiraq or somewhere else, Detroit isn't very inhabited anymore compared to several years ago

Except for satanists

youtube.com/watch?v=hopeFgwApCM

Why are so many Canadians communists

the chink population from hongcouver skews statistics, Im sure

/cum/ is and was always pretty normie

?

>Detroit used to be America's 4th largest city
>Not even in the top 20 anymore

Normies typically go to bed early.

can alberta please join america now

I fell for her lads, I fell hard and deep.
Been dating my high school gf these days and I want her more than ever, i'm going away in 10 days and i don't know what to do.

>make two huge blunders
>still win

You suck in two generals user.

College started back up for a lot of us.
>tfw two days and I haven't studied, yet

Get in line.

yes

t. in charge of canadian integration into the USA

who else here /ThanksgivingLeftovers/

How the fuck do we fix the Leaf Problem?

Ive been back in college for 2 weeks yet here I am

NO EXCUSE

nasty nigger that was 2 months ago

he could have frozen it

Ban all phoneposters :^)

>He doesn't shitpost in class

:^)))))))))

>tfw you get BTFO

>tfw to dumb
desu I lasted a good while at least

>He doesn't pay attention in class.

It was refrigerated in the fridge

>he's a nerd

*posts from iPhone*

cheesbuger

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>if you get beaten in chess you win

Cannot fabricate this scenario

>He has a major that requires (((class discussion)))

>tfw i lost

im so sorry cum.

Anybody in the NE Illinois area want to join the Marine Corps

I need referrals

>Mexicans in charge of military strategy

You were bound to lose.

Now that you say it, my friend who won has german ancestry.

really makes you think huh.

>He's a freshman who's only taken gen ed

You disgust me.

I saw not one, but TWO car accidents happen today in pretty much the exact same spot at two entirely different times. This is why I don't drive ever.

Lost what?

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Absolutely LOVE penis lads

I absolutely LOVE cherry vanilla pepsi budds

is it still straight for a Herero male to like Finnish boy ass? Or is that enough to be considered gay?

peckah

Risk.

Washington!

What, so you can get a few more leave days tacked on to the end of your leave block? Or for promotion to lance coolie or some shit?

not at all surprised

those are way too thick. who the fuck likes burgers like that, thin and crisp are the way to go

It's only gay if the balls touch

You've never taken your car out to an empty parking lot on the first bit of snow and drifted for a couple hours with your buds?

I'm shocked

i hate you so much

You're Irish, aren't you

this desu.

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they did it bros, he's dead. The perpetrator of one of the most heinous and violent murders, n all of the cities history, which was just a part of a murder spree, is dead.

Just to make my recruiters happy I suppose,
I'll only be getting pfc lmao I don't care, I'm Infantry so I'm EASing after my four anyways

Stick it up your fucking ass

I try

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>we hate that you kill people
>so now we are gonna kill you

american "democracy".

It's only a bad thing because they don't kill enough people

Eh, I guess you might pick up faster if you're not a shitbag then. And you never know. I was planning on staying in and ended up getting out, and my best buddy conversely was gonna get out and just re-enlisted for another 3. A lot can happen/change in 4 years.

Yeah, they should start killing fags.

What was your MOS? And if you were pog, how good was barracks life?
Also congrats on getting out man, even though it was probably a hot minute ago

Switch your major to OChem user, it's the most comfy one out there.

>Can shitpost in class
>Only have to be a normie during labs
>Have God-tier textbooks
>Can get shekels after graduation

Mike "taze the rainbow" Pence will take care of that

So I have an appointment next week to pay the security deposit for an apartment I applied. for. that means I'm for sure getting the apartment right? I've never done this before

Ricky Gray is pretty deserving of the death penalty. Him and his nigga walked into a family's house on new years in 2006 for no reason, in a "robbery" and murdered an entire family with a kitchen knife and claw hammer while they were bound and gagged. Including 9 and 4 year old girls. That's 4 of the 7 victims in a 7 day murder spree

We need more of Mike "Electric shock if you suck a cock" Pence.

I'm not a massive whore so I wouldn't be able to fit it up my ass

no. women can be thick, burgers shall always be thin

lol
Yeah you're gonna pay for some of it but they'll give it to somebody else for the crud of it

How can one man be so savage yet kawaii :3

Is Sup Forums basically dead at this point?

I like my major (aerospace) and I like going to class. Organic chem bores me 2bh, but different strokes for different folks and all that.

>burgers shall always be thin

Commie detected.

dont talk to me.

I mean yeah I like driving, but not in a city or with traffic.

Yes, just generals now. Even the shitposting is low-energy.

Nope, I was infantry too. And only some POG barracks were better than ours. Some were more miserable than ours. I was in Camp Pendleton my whole time in, excepting when I was in Okinawa/the Phils. And nah, I just got out half a year ago.