Why haven't you tried sucking your own dick yet, Sup Forums?

Why haven't you tried sucking your own dick yet, Sup Forums?

i tried but didnt succseed unfortunately

because it feels shitty and uncomfortable

why are you so concerned with guys trying to suck their dicks? thats pretty gay

I tried and I did it, then realized its pretty gay and stopped

I think everyone has tried at some point. I tried and couldn't come close, so I didn't try again.

i did it 3 times, the 3rd time i came in my mouth and have never felt more regret. never again

I keep rolling off the couch

did you lick it or just jerked off in your face?

can't reach!! too short of a penis

I don't have one.

too fat, so I cant :/

>implying there is a human on Sup Forums that hasn't tried.

I successfully did once, then my back and legs cramped up and I couldn't move for about 20 minutes. So I'm laying on my back on my bedroom floor, stuck with my dick in my mouth. It was really hard to breath.

I've never felt more shame.

I cannot imagine anyone born with a penis, for the entire history of human existence, that has not at least tried.

I do it quite often. Usually after a long day at work after a warm shower. Love it!

any tips?

Used to be able to when I was younger. Did it fairly consistently so that I would stay limber. Then I started gaining weight and soon enough I couldn't reach anymore. The thought being able to do it again is really the only thing motivating me to try to lose weight.

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basically kissing the tip and licking, couldnt get past the head

/thread

Uncomfortable positioning and the sensation isn't that great.
Like tickling yourself or something, I dunno

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