You can remove one game from the Olympics and substitute it for another, what do you do?
I'd get rid of horse shit, because no one gives a fuck, then replace it for tug of war.
You can remove one game from the Olympics and substitute it for another, what do you do?
I'd get rid of horse shit, because no one gives a fuck, then replace it for tug of war.
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Remove.any one of the many retarded events
Add Jiu Jitsu
Remove gay horse dancing
Add manly jousting
I'd add cross-country running.
I'd remove one of the following:
Badminton
Basketball
Boxing
Equestrian
Soccer
Golf
Rugby Sevens
Sailing
Table Tennis
Taekwondo
Tennis
Triathlon
Modern Pentathlon
>beach volleyball
Literally a meme sport. Put squash in.
remove soccer
add nude beach volley ball
Remove swimming, replace with something China is good at
swimming replaced with darts
No more horses.
Add that ninja warrior obstacle course thing.
Remove swimming
Add counter-strike
Remove Long jump, add standing long jump
Remove high jump, add standing high jump.
lol you fucking faggot. Kill yourself
remove horse shit
add one of the following
jai-alai
jousting
auto racing
paintball/airsoft battles
Remove football/soccer
Add korfball, it fits more into the meme-sports of the olympics. And tbf, it's also more fun to watch than football
remove horsey
replace with doggy
>auto racing
IOC banned sports with engines from olympics
Nothing needs to be added. There's too much to begin with.
Athletics, Swimming, Boxing, Wrestling
The rest are all carnival sports.
remove sawker add hearthstone
>ioc implement good anti cheat
>fallen finally gets busted for his blatant walling
>navi win
mite b cool
replace swimming with a moba game to make mad all.
>guns arre allowed
>engines are banned
What did they mean by this?
horse dancing with squash
Add Bullfighting
Remove field hockey
PROTIP: If your sport is not one of those or a variant of it (like rugby union vs rugby sevens) or a variant of already included sports, it WONT BE INCLUDED
American football
Bandy
Baseball
Softball
Cue sports
Bocce
Bowling
Bridge
Chess
Cricket
DanceSport
Floorball
Karate
Korfball
Lifesaving
Mountaineering
Netball
Orienteering
Basque pelota
Polo
Racquets
Roller hockey
Ski mountaineering
Climbing
Squash
Sumo
Surfing
Tug of war
Underwater sports
Frisbee
Wushu
Removing Rugby Union 7 and adding Rugby Union is the most logical choice, dont even know why they gone to sevens instead of going back to union like it was in the past
Get rid of any sport that has judges rather than an objective way to determine a winner, like diving or gymnastics.
Get rid of any sport where Olympic gold is not the highest achievement, like cycling or soccer.
Get rid of any sport where you sit down while doing it, like sailing, rowing, or horse riding.
Get rid of team sports, individual accolades only.
There, now the Olympics takes a week and anyone can host it on the cheap.
I want korfball to be an olympic sport so we can take the gold medal like 99% of the time
let us our horse dancing
we need that shit
Replace the 100m sprint with Roulette.
I would remove football. We literally just had eurocup and copa, do we really need more?
and judo which is just tumble karate.
Replace them with a moba game, rarely just to make people mad.
or more synchronized diving, because those speedos outlining foreign dicks are nice.
>dont even know why they gone to sevens instead of going back to union like it was in the past
A sevens match takes 14 minutes, a union match takes 2 hours. If the sport turned out to not be popular, fans wouldn't have to suffer.
because sevens is accessible and you can play lots of games in quick succession
there is already a large 15's world tournament (world cup)
if anything they should replace football with 5/7 a side
>removing badminton
Rhythmic gymnastics replace it with parkour
You just want an extra gold medal
remove gymanstics with motocross
Get rid of boxing due to shit judges and difficulty in being objective.
Add in Twenty20.
Just because a bunch of Indonesians take it really seriously doesn't mean it's not a game drunk people play at cookouts.
You want croquet to be an Olympic event too? How about bean-bag toss?
boxing is the purest sport
yes, indeed
Cornhole would be amazing. I'd watch every single USA toss
REPLACE 100M WITH 50 METERS
REPLACE 100M HURDLES WITH 50 METERS HURDLES
I would remove everything but ping pong and replace it all with 'slightly overweight faggots sitting around in their underwear talking mad shit on the internet.'
lol, or something like jam-can or ring toss.
>'slightly overweight faggots sitting around in their underwear talking mad shit on the internet.'
So a moba?
i think china may sweep the whole even then
showed some reel prowess in shitposting when that aussie triggered them
Running is the purest sport.
found the gay. Beach volleyball is hot
I would remove football because nobody cares for olympic football.
I would add Darts. It would be guaranteed medals for GB and the Netherlands but i fucking love darts.
But please leave the horse shit guaranteed medals for us everytime
replace boxing with motocross
they are equal imo
boxing's purity has been ruined by silly rules attempting to make a brawl "gentlemanly".
The Olympics should ditch it and bring back pankration: no biting, no eye gouging, go until someone quits, is incapacitated, or dies.
>go until someone quits, is incapacitated, or dies
Remove horse dancing add moose fucking
>nobody wants to remove trampoline
i forgot it was even in the olympics
yeah scrap that shit
wait trampoline is in the olympics?
add CSGO and League, remove chad sports like basketball, football/soccer or swimming
yes.
What is trampoline's Sup Forums name?
Toothchip?
Dwarfbounce?
Remove anything involving a fucking bicycle. Add arm wrestling, I wanna see some forearms snap like twigs
Remove BMX cycling
Add Super Smash Bros. Melee
>all these disgusting peasants talking shit on based equestrians
I bet you're from flyovers without a decent horse culture
To answer OP
Remove soccer put in American Football
>when your """"sport"""" is such a joke that you can slip it into the Olympics unnoticed
>trying to take away the only thing Germany is good at
Not nice
add starcraft fuck dressage
claiming to like horse sports will not fool anyone into thinking you're rich.
Now as for me, I only watch fencing, sailing, and the equestrian events.
Well, I don't actually watch them, of course. Watching things is as much for the lower classes as doing things. My butler watches them for me and tells me about them later.
remove soccer and put in dodgeball
>Tug of war
damn, that would be GOAT
what kind of burly giants would we see
look man football is great but no other country would even be able to score against our best team, not even canada and they'd wreck everyone else.
would there be a shit tonne of injuries?
Pretty sure the Browns could still manage to fuck it up.
>the Browns
I thought we were talking olympic teams, not individual NFL franchises.
I heard that golf was in the Olympics but I think they are fucking with me.
lol, you're right. I read "best team" and immediately thought "what about the worst team"?
remove Michael Phelps
add parkour or parachute
With proper safety precautions (mostly use good rope, not just any old shit from the hardware store) the rate of injury is negligible.
o shit can i change my answer to beer pong? and not like that faggy shit they do in vegas where they lean halfway across the table. respectable house rules
Beer pong is for degenerates.
The game you really want is lawn darts.
remove most this for
youtube.com
Include bobinho and pontinho
putting in football would be a waste of time. instant gold for usa
There can't possibly be a person in that video that doesn't have a criminal record.
football is literally the biggest sport on the planet. it cannot/shouldn't be removed.
pffft says the nerd who couldnt hold a table
Wrong, the real answer is ultimate frisbee.
>I'm in my late 20's, but I still attend high school parties.
gayest thing ive ever seen
do they have to use actual weed? wouldn't someone NOT smoking pot have an unfair advantage? Is there screening after the competition to find non drug users?
who cares its boring as fuck and theres already a world cup if countries want to compare teams
You'd be right if it was the same thing, but it's only under-23 teams so it's not. Removing it would be fine.
I forgot Sup Forums is full of neckbeards who were never invited to parties. Didnt mean to trigger my weeb friends :^)
You know, when you said this. I thought you know, maybe you are wrong, but you weren't.
This is something that would be cool to see at a party, but as a sport?
You've now upset Kazakhstan, who don't have anything else to do with their horses but eat them. Congrats, user.
What are you doing here then?
I like to talk about sports but none of my chad friends care about the olympics
>LoL instead of Dotaa
baka
They love the Olympics. They probably have them on TV in the background while they're fucking your "girlfriend".
>DotA instead of HotS
faget
>brazil having an opinion on either of those games
one of the guys previously said anything that has a higher achievement
all the shit like
>rugby
>football
>Tennis
League and CS:go should be added but I just feel like it would be the equivalent of added F1 or something
easy GB third after S. Korea, china
some sports are just free golds for some nations or even free medals, Ice hockey comes to mind I can only think of 3 nations that play ice hockey, how is that a world sport?
>some sports are just free golds for some nations or even free medals,
That's tradition. Every nation has something they're good at and furiously lobby to get it put into the Olympic program.
In the old days, it was even more brazen. Now it requires a lot of bribery.
Replace anything you want with Snooker.