Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Commit Suicide for your waifu edition:

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/WMgm20Di9Wg
wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Great.&c2=Awful.&c3=Nice.&c4=Rude.&c5=Cute.&c6=Lewd.&c7=Loving.&c8=Hateful.&c9=Cool.&c10=Autistic.&c11=Yandere.&c12=Tsundere.&c13=God-Tier&c14=Shit-Tier&c15=Dominant.&c16=Submissive.&c17=Strange.&c18=Purple.&c19=Tall.&c20=Fat.&c21=Old.&c22=Thin.&c23=Short.&c24=Young.&c25=Crazy.&c26=Dangerous.&c27=Smart.&c28=Stupid.&t=Let The Wheel of Faggotry decide the adjective that describes your Waifu.&time=5
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Claimed

Best waifu

Yuuko Aioi claimed!
(・ω・)

Claimed best waifu

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Hey, a book I liked years ago is getting a movie

youtu.be/WMgm20Di9Wg

Pls No! I'd miss you

RIP megumin

But it's fun!

Hey there


Why the Clinton rally?
I also start class soon, I move in Saturday and start actual classes a week after

Claimed.

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inb4 thread gets deleted.
That wasn't me who posted that.
Try again.

Something something filthy

Your waifu

This shit again

Hello because i must learn about the ties trump has with the alt right. ~

Well then can you get me a new phone?
>Something like that yea
Mein grammar ist slecht und ich weisse nicht viel wörter
Aber ich kann das gutt lesen
Du bist eine lucker dog, ich kan nicht gut arbeitten weil die sonne mir krank macht
>Is that anything good?
Oh well little bit more patience then
Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?
>Extremely slow on my PC
Potato PC or really heavy program?

>Pls kill me
>Yuno

But you still are a filthy loli butt lover?

You keep posting dude, your fault

ok i got the bleach megu what do
senpai (・ω・)

#picklegate

Hello

Now insert in ass, the whole bottle. (without the lid)

Saber claim
Hey doing pretty good
>One more S to get level 6 Gangplank
>Banned the next game
Never lucky.
I'll be on when I'm out of classes in a couple hours

(Karen)
Ah, i understand. well tell me if you get to it at some point perhaps?
(Yuno)
>Oh damn it is? But how do games like skyward sword work then?

Some of them have found ways to get the wiimote to work on it i think.

Really heavy program.

Well i hope your laptop comes back soon.
Tag.

Selamat petang. How'd you sleep?

hey there
(・ω・)

Steve Austin claimed

gotem boys

A desire for fascism and a hate of Muslims?

Oh, and a large corporation?

You have to do a few favors to pay me back, but it would still be a while

It didn't give me the token even though I got an S. I just want mastery 7 on Leona...

I ranked up to Gold Nova II in CS:go, banned next game for 7 days when the whole team decided we'd kill ourselves with a molotov.

Still here, Ghabril?

I don't think it would fit
(・ω・)
Where is other senpai?

You forgot a word.

>Desu
>Not Desu Wa
You can fuck right off.

Pearl Claimed for Waifu!

I figured it'd turn out like that

Fine.
Hillary died

You already know

Oh that's actually really interesting, I think I'll look into it when my laptop comes back.
>If it can even run it

Oh damn that's right!
I forgot to tell you, it's comming somewhere begin next week. I'm so excited
>Favours to pay me back
Excuse me? I don't remember this
Please remind me

I love you smug-chan

Figured what? is that not your name? Pulled it off translate?
Were you trying to translate it to Jibreel?

I used Google for that and it's basically my ns signature
It turned out alright though

kek, yeah. Stunning is always a good way to keep them from moving. And Leona has basically three stuns.
>When E hits enemy can't move
>Q, stunned, can't move
>Praise the Sun. Cannot fucking move.

And if the ADC is still not down... Either your ADC fucked up or the enemy support played games with your ADC

So so
>Meine Grammatik ist schlecht und ich weiß nicht viele Wörter.
>Aber ich kann das lesen
>Du bist ein Glückspilz (we don't say lucky dog. Glück = Luck and Glückspilz = Lucky Mushroom), ich kann nicht gut arbeiten weil die Sonne mich krank macht.

You don't have that many grammar mistakes, but many spelling ones. It's best if you double check online, you'll learn in time
>I'm still looking up words in english since I have a horrible memory

2 out of 3. They're pretty anti fascist

I fear i must miss it. I must go. Have fun.

His sentence could have 2 different meanings... I don't get it.

Why would use an arabic word for your signature?
What word were you trying to make? I can translate it for you properly.

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Well at least you got the second meaning which was probably lost on the Rest of the readers

Loli boat butt lover?

>You already know

Doing something smug?

If I bought you a phone

Or for being a qtπ

That's why I main her, if the ADC follows you the fight is one. If not, you get fucked

Trump has said some slightly fascist things...

Fuggen Levi claim

>Oh that's actually really interesting, I think I'll look into it when my laptop comes back.
If you can find a safe place to get ISOs then okay.


That's great to hear! maybe you could make a special filename so it's easier to tell if it's you.

Though i find it easy to tell based on the way you say things when you appear.

wood goblins

There you go.
And no.

Got me excited, you bully.

I'm the only senpai. (・ω・)

Oh thank God!
It's Shizu-chan!

Cirno claim, btw.

But Shizu, what is it with this Rewrite series??
I saw the episode with Shizuru's backstory.
But... I saw it before...
A long time ago, I think...

Is there another series that maybe was similar?
I mean, off the top of my head, I can only think of maybe Charlotte or some other Key production...

But, it seemed so familiar... specifically the memories part...

Am I confusing it? Because... I remember it so clearly...

I love you too, explosive chan

yup, I love her. I still have to find a hero I really enjoy but Supports are all pretty fun

The translation doesn't really matter when you are the only Person who can even read it, does it?

Is this any different?
جِبْرِيل‎‎

Dunno. Rewrite's a visual novel. Have you played that?

Nice claim are you new?

God's messenger. I guessed that's what you were trying to spell.
That's definitely different, the other one is garbled. two extra vowels.
How long have you been here?

Yeh, was here a couple of days ago

>13 YEARS OLD

But you are!

Sounds good. I was just playing some league

Thresh and braum are also good options

Wew
>How long have I been here
I think the Log on my phone showed the first wntry in march of this year, so i guess febuary

Fresh meat for the grinder.

Oh I see well luckily when I have a writing test I am allowed to use a dictionary and when talking the spelling doesn't matter
Thanks for this dude I really appreciate it.
Oh well then yes, I'd be in a very high dept to you
Yea I'm planning on that, also I can finally download a lot more pictures
>Phone has such a low memory

Well atm there are only two yuno's i believe, and well let's say the other is quite different

>Plus I can finally play some Kirby

No, I haven't, and that's why it's making me bug out.
I only ever Tried Clannad and Planetarian.
(Neither of which I completed...)

But, I remember most of her whole backstory, anyway. It's some kinda weird fucking Deja Vu, but stronger...
(STRONGER)

But, seriously, I remember most of the stuff in that whole thing...

Hi

Why do you stick around? Have we talked before?

I know, it's a slippery slope

I remember when I played Blitzcrank. Was also pretty fun. Who else... Morgana is also fun, Lux meh, Nami is cool
Just wash them all away

No problem. You can do it.

>slippery when wet

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Spin the Wheel of Faggotry.
Don't lie about the results.
Long ass URL.
wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Great.&c2=Awful.&c3=Nice.&c4=Rude.&c5=Cute.&c6=Lewd.&c7=Loving.&c8=Hateful.&c9=Cool.&c10=Autistic.&c11=Yandere.&c12=Tsundere.&c13=God-Tier&c14=Shit-Tier&c15=Dominant.&c16=Submissive.&c17=Strange.&c18=Purple.&c19=Tall.&c20=Fat.&c21=Old.&c22=Thin.&c23=Short.&c24=Young.&c25=Crazy.&c26=Dangerous.&c27=Smart.&c28=Stupid.&t=Let The Wheel of Faggotry decide the adjective that describes your Waifu.&time=5

smooth

>claimed

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Well I am spending my afternoon on /waifu/ since I don't have proper Internet yet
I stayed mainly for the anons I knew although I didn't really know anyone the last few weeks except for the token oldfag and still Follower the Threads so who knows, stockholm-syndrome maybe

We have definitely talked but not like this and it was quite some time ago

>old
worst wheel in history

>Strange

Ok I guess.

Two hundred USD worth of favors would be pretty great

For me

Hey ika

Soraka is also pretty fun, so many heals

Purple

But Yuno is also very popular so it wouldn't surprise me if a third showed up.

That's great! which one do you think you will play first?

>Crazy

Doll claimed.

>Loving
>Pic related

>Smart
I suppose

This wheel is broken, it says my waifu is shit tier.
What kinda junk are you trying to sell me, blue man?

Where are you from? What did we talk about?
Did you ever tell me your name when I asked for it? I feel like I heard it before...

Couldn't tell you. I've not seen anything -that- similar. Rewrite has been out for around 5 years though, it's possible someone nabbed plot points.
Or that they nabbed plot points.

Oi misliked

second roll got me
>lewd
Now it's the best wheel in history

I don't like Soraka. I just can't seem to take a liking to a girl with a banana on her forehead.
Sona is nice though

>spin The Wheel of Faggotry
>surprised when it acts like a faggot and gives you a result that you don't like
There's a reason it isn't called 'The Wheel of Awesomeness' or 'The Wheel of Accurate Predictions.'

purple

This is not strictly wrong in some ways.

>second roll

>Warframing
>Doing those stupid fucking Archwing shit missions
>dude has a 400ms ping
>enemies are literally teleporting
>level 4 enemies killing me because I literally cannot hit them
>resort to melee
>now I'm teleporting everywhere

Can you shitters get off of WalMart WiFi on your fucking Dell Laptops when you play online vidya? Please? FFS.

>pic related

IKR? :-P

IKR....

Hmmm
It's freaking weird, though... I remember about her power and even the parents fighting seemed familiar...

>Strange

Would have preferred cute but that's actually pretty fitting for the Life Fiber part.

Then let me try again

Golden eye loli boat butt lover

purple is high tier, tripdubdub