OLYMPICS: Brazil vs South Africa - Women's Football. Marta is better than Neymar Edition

Self-explanatory.

Thank god it won't be posted in here. Come on brazil, rooting for you guys in this one.

Aren't you guys already qualified? Coach should rest quite a few since they are pretty old.

>watching this amateur garbage

This is not the men's national team though

>7-1
>0-0

Reminder that this women's team could beat the men's team.

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WHY THE FUCK IS BRAZIL WEARING THE AWAY UNIFORM
THIS IS OUR HOME

Calm your tits.

Cuckzil wearing away jerseys in Huezil.

I don't see the point to this match, come watch an important match...

NO

>I don't see the point to this match,

what did he mean by this?

0-0 Is this BRA:IRQ all over again?!?

Raquel a cute.

Iraq too strong!

we've been at war with them for 10 years... tell me about it.

>tfw you turn on women's football because it's 2am and why not
>tfw you remember that it's about as fun as watching u11 football
>tfw no goals and you wont get drunk enough to enjoy this without dying

gonna be a long night bros

>tfw riding my exercise bike while watching the footy

Comfy tbhonestfamalam

Stay classy Huezil.

OOOO ZICA

Even this B team would BTFO our men's team...

But..but women's sports

>City fell for the Gabriel Jesus meme
wew

How do we fix Neymar?

is this a euphemism for masturbation? i guess that could make this interesting with all the swedish qts

you put a bullet in his head and find the next Neymar.

boring desu

Have you won a medal yet?

>Mexic0

LADS

>MARTA

Nerman a shit, Huezinho.

>bbc narrator tries to say "A Rainha"
>says "Aranha"
kek

>This flag
>This topic

"No"

It's ok Brazil, they tried to put us down as well, you will get through irmãos.

>all these new qts in the Brazil team

STFU hue, you lost all credibility tying with Iraq.

>another fucking 0-0
I think this semen-slurping sport is not for me lads.

Easy to say when you have Ronaldo and Éder.

We literally have Renato Augusto and Gabriel Jesus.

MODSS

at least your female team qualifies senpai

If it weren't so fucking hilarious, I would actually feel kinda bad for Brazil.

I don't think these ladies will ever slurp any semen mate

BECOME A FUCKING STATE ALREADY!

You better show some respect, fatso.

Else, I will call my friends from Brazil.

>women dive less than the men

Really makes you think

>POOleeanya

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This game is putting me to sleep. I thought Marta was good.

It hurts falling on your tits if youre a woman

That's just your diabetic coma kicking in.

#banter

Stop being mad that I can afford food. Did they kick you out of your favela to build the Olympic village?

Why are Americans so ignorant about other countries?

It is a honest question desu

Nice save.

Because they only get taught about America.

>guys i swear im not a donkeyfucking third worlder

Lol

I come from South Brazil.

Educate yourself m8.

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>8:8:8

>Martshit

erika a qt

>Marta afraid to kick
FUCK WOMEN
THEY NEED TO BE MORE IMPULSIVE

ball was spinning a lot

I honestly don't know how there haven't been riots at these games yet.

>leave user to me

>boreball
>f0-0tball
>sleeprunning

I'm honestly shocked RSA has managed to keep it out this long

Is Brazil still the world #1 at futbol?

>Is Brazil still the world #1 at futbol?
What did he mean by this?

>Braznil

we're ranked 9th for men and 8th for women
can't make this shit up

IS. BRAZIL. STILL. BEST. IN. WORLD. AT. FOOTBALL?

Thanks man, might wanna hook your fellow countryman up with some reading comprehension courses.

are you mentally stable?

>Expecting an exciting football match
Good luck with that

Tip for all Americans/gringos in general : If someone with a Brazil flag pulls the "I'm from the South" card they are in advanced levels of denial. I mean Argentina-tier denial.

Is the South of Brazil like the Southern US? Rednecks, retards, backwoods inbreds and the like?

It's a relatively richer part of the country. Lots of German immigrants there in the past. It might be better than Salvador or Rio but it's no first world and there are still black people down there, contrary to what southeners would have you believe.

>south
>better than Rio

Whitest and most educated region in South America, don't let the Rio nigger fool you.

They do have their rednecks though

I love this white Brazilian meme

she looks like my aunt, but younger
her name is erika also