Banter Olympics

How many medals would the USA win?

too doopin many

how many events are we talking about?
one? five? thirty?

50 events

4 golds
8 silvers
9 bronzes

We talking per capita or...

They wouldn't even qualify.

Australia would take gold, GB silver & Ireland Bronze.

More than Argentina

we're always talking >per capita with lesser countries.

>Australia would take gold
Actual banter, not fucking LadBible memes, you daft paki.

Australians are unpredictable. I can't tell if they're shitposting like crazy or just telling the cold hard truth sometimes.

It's neither shitposting or banter. It's just legit retards licking windows on a bus and being laughed at by cruel kids.

None. They'd be sent home for shitting up the place.

They're legitimately fucking retarded.

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>visiting Australia in student exchange program
>first night with host family
>woken up every 2 hours for wombat prep drill
>exhausted in the morning but ready for school
>family says we can watch the entire catalog of original Australian television before going to school
>wondering how in the hell we are going to make it in time
>leave 30 minutes later
>get to school and provided mandatory Flume album that is the only music we're allowed until his next release
>first course is abboriginal cucking
>classmates are going nuts, cheering screaming and hollering with excitement
>teacher tries to calm everyone down, but they're throwing their desks and chanting "ab-bo jizz! ab-bo jizz!"
>teacher shows a picture of a musket and everyone gets really quiet and respectful
>kid with highest bantz score from the week before gets to scrape abbo cum into a bottle to be sent to local Aussie brewery
>for lunch everyone has to steal their food from local restaurants
>rest of the day spent on the east coast screaming and spitting towards New Zealand
>at night we wait until other countries send their food scraps for dinner since there's no farming or agriculture
>ask why they aren't fishing
>told that Outback Steakhouse has banned Australia from doing any fishing
>say they should protest, but told that is outlawed in the country
>accidentally drop a quarter at the dinner table
>host family all pull out knives and begin fighting for it screaming "oim gahnna be a rich cunt!"
>after dinner take gallons of bleach out to help "clean the coral"
>at midnight we all have to perform ritual involving pantomiming getting killed by a stingray
>finally get to bed and shut my eyes
>alarm sounds
>wombat drill

>assraged britbong
There's one gold already.

>P E R C A P I T A ?
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*teleports behind you with my bantana*
Nothing personal brexitbong

stay mad
good lad

Very few. Without the American medal total they'd have nothing. An American banter win is worth about 9th place, while a Jamaican win is gold.

>stay mad
aussie wit and originality at its finest.

We dont need banter

We have freedom of speech so we dont need to jokingly express our insecurities through projecting with fear of big brother monitoring our language

We say what we want
When we want

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>aussie wit and originality at its finest.
american wit and originality at its finest.

It's because yanks are inherently thin skinned and descend into a haze of confusion and anger at the slightly hint of criticism, it's just not good for banter
This is kinda demonstrated by you accusing me of being butt hurt actually

It's not even the same sport

Banter against the US is extremely harsh, constant and mixed with political angst and rage

It's like a Tank being hit by missiles and RPGs and artillery

On the contrary, """"""""""""banter""""""""""" between two European countries or Australia and NZ, so-called Banter kings, amounts to mild sport jokes, references to wildlife. Like two drunk mates rubbing elbows

says the land of the reboot, home of the sequel

Drippy Self-deprecation is your thing, not ours.

Never been our style.

>peter jackson
>literal reboot king
Fucking pitiful m8

This applies to Aussies too actually.

Americans are brainwashed into thinking they're the best at everything.
This isn't far from the truth but when faced with the realisation that they aren't #1 they'll lash out.
Also they're past their prime and getting worse.

even if it were you kinda need that back-and-fourth exchange to be there
mostly what happens (on Sup Forums anyway, i'm just here for the Olympics) is yanks calling other countries shitholes or threatening to nuke them or something

which one is this

Who funds him?
Who goes to watch his crummy hobbit films?
Americans.

>americans think they're the best at everything
>this isn't far from the truth
There you have it folks.

Does this competition start before or after you get your gold in mass shootings?

Like who really fund this? Like who really fund who say he fund this?

merica

>where was he born?
kiwiland, home of the reboots.

Foreigners honestly spend more time in their day obsessing over the US than people in the actual US

Also education in the US is constant guilt tripping over slavery and the native Americans, not to mention modern scandals

People complain of brainwashing when Americans don't roll over and surrender each time they unleash a barrage of political angst

KEK

For humor, you mean?
Gold: USA
Silver: Britain
Bronze: Japan

Bantering is what losers do, teasing each other, sitting at the bar talking about how they could have been great if they didn't have that knee injury when they were 14.

Winners get to fuck the prom queen.

Said the Brit, in his basement, overweight, fucked up teeth. He checks the medal count. Fuck he hungry. Needs tendies from mom. Oh shucks the USA as ass ravaging him harder than 1776. "Atleast I have banter!" He says, looking down at his accumulated fat on his belly. "Per capita!" He shortly dies from a native London Muslim.

Why are Aussies unnecessarily butthurt this olympics?

Last time it was the brits but at least they were hosting, so they had no passion.

>Americans think theyre the best!!
>Well t-they are ... BUT STILL

>This is kinda demonstrated by you accusing me of being butt hurt actually

holy kek
calm down you'll have an aneurysm it's only Sup Forums

>Medals

>Also education in the US is constant guilt tripping over slavery and the native Americans, not to mention modern scandals

Where'd you go to school? My history classes glossed over slavery. It was the colonial era, the Revolution (or Amerexit), WW2, summer vacation.

You've got to lose the weight man it's holding you back.

Is this some pasta?

THIS THREAD:

>tell a yank he gets butthurt and angry easily
>he gets butthurt and angry

>Americans are brainwashed into thinking they're the best at everything.
>This isn't far from the truth

That's not really brainwashing, then. Were you brainwashed to believe water is wet?

>we're not mad haahhahah
>ur so mad hahaha

Classic Brit thread:

>Shitpost
>Get told hard
>Claim it was all just banter
>Create a post responding to no one about how mad everyone's getting.

>It's because yanks are inherently thin skinned and descend into a haze of confusion and anger at the slightly hint of criticism
>slightest hint

The US receives extremely high volumes of very vicious criticism. Aside from Israel no other country receives such impact. It's comparing nukes to broken bottles

You cannot compare banter or criticism regarding the US to banter with other countries. They don't exist on the same level, not even close

Amerinigs still yet to win a medal. Didn't even reach a final. Lel.

Bout three fiddy

Per capita, I'm pretty sure I'm far less mad than you are. My mad is distributed over 300million people.

>it's reached rock bottom

exactly

told what exactly?
and you're right there no banter itt since it's just yanks getting angry for no reason

I think we need to re-think having Britain as our sidekick.
He's clearly not working out.
Also, clearly working towards a Muslim agenda.

>ur so mad
>no I'm not mad
>ur the mad one
>im not mad
It's a paradox with bad teeth.

>a brit tells a yank he can't handle the banter
>20 anally ravaged americans arrive to spit vitriol at you
whos butthurt here

THIS THREAD:
Bongistanis get btfo on Sup Forums and at the olympics, there is no safe haven for them anymore, literally sour grapes and temper tantrums

Americans laugh at them, enjoying their continous olympic domination that will continue for eons

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

U.S. won't even make it to the medal event I'm pretty sure.

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>who's butthurt here
You are!

>>at midnight we all have to perform ritual involving pantomiming getting killed by a stingray
Kek this was the best part

PER

what the fuck even is banter?

Stupid puns? Acting retarded and baiting people? Genuinely curious.

Dutch Caribbean
im literally stabbing my ears think what it'd sound like

no u

Do you honestly call this bullshit banter? Banter's above all supposed to be funny, isn't it?

>'Morning Fred
>'Morning Tom
>Hey, Fred. I fucked your mom in the ass with a broom handle and I broke it off in her ass when I was done.
>...?
>Lighten up, m8, it's just banter.
>OK, let me try...I sold your 3 year old sister to some Albanian white slavers. She's probably addicted to heroin by now.
>Fuck you, don't talk about my sister.

>invention by Sup Forums britfags and ausfags to distract from being shit on the full duration of the olympics by team USA

>>rest of the day spent on the east coast screaming and spitting towards New Zealand
This got me.

...

>what the fuck even is banter?
It's what Americunts cannot handle

>he keeps replying

Losing? No wonder brits and aussies are so good at it.

IRL, it's ripping on your friends for fun.

On Sup Forums, it's a catch-all defense when a Britfag wants to troll.

n-nou

>inherently thin skinned and descend into a haze of confusion and anger at the slightly hint of criticism

This is true, but you fucks are the last people on Earth who should be accusing other of being thinskinned.

there is none itt since it's just yanks being big meanies

>getting annihilated by team USA on and off the field
Poor britbongs

all me

hey are you the guy from the other thread who said I had no life

literally why

t. country who experiences banter 5% the severity and ill-intent of that against the US

pretty meh I'm afraid.

Sweden takes it pretty well and they get it a LOT worse than you.

Did anybody see on Nbc when the reporter came upon a group of over 100 argies chanting and bantering the braz7i1ans over the 7-1 loss?

Probably. I moved threads after you all gave up.

From what I can see, the only good-humored teasing is from American posters.
You Britfags just go straight for the throat.

It must make life interesting.

>Holy shit, how'd you get that black eye?
Fella couldn't handle the banter.
>What did you say to him?
I just called this black guy a fat nigger faggot and spit in his beer.

>mfw ameritards have still not won a banter olympics medal

>be American
>go to school
>get shot
>go to the mall
>get shot
>go to a club
>get shot
>go to a sporting event
>get shot
>stay at home
>get shot

Sweden's just biding their time and getting fitted for a vest.

Rough beats cobber

>mfw 1medal

Hey that Brit's teeth aren't so...no, wait, he's Australian.

>be australian
>eaten by dingo