What stuff can I cook to impress a girl?
Pic related, she's asian
>inb4 calling me a faggot
What stuff can I cook to impress a girl?
Pic related, she's asian
>inb4 calling me a faggot
>cooking
>impressing women
I think you're the woman in this relationship.
Cook faggots
literally anything but asian food
Dachshund fillets
nigga...
just do some stir fry shit
get that pan flip going on
she will fucking creampie herself with your dick not even being in her
>assuming Gordon Ramsay can't fuck up u
i keked at this post
>>>assuming Gordon Ramsay can't fuck up u
You're not going to be Gordon Ramsay.
Stir fry
not what i said. Just said he probably could crush you and your self esteem
Pretty much this. Put some onions and shit on the stove before she shows up, seriously. It smells like great home cooked food and will make bitches' knees weak the moment they walk in
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i kek'd
And I agree.
But you're not going to be Gordon Ramsay or even close to him.
You're trying to pander to a girl like a pansy.
pizza in any form
a dog
what should I do then? We're talking over txt bc she lives 4-5 hours from me
All the great chefs are men.
If you can't get in a girls pants with your cooking.. Better check your pants and make sure you still have a cock.
thanks user
>What stuff can I cook to impress a girl?
Vodka
Chicken. All women love chicken.
Do you live in a third world shithole?
crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
yeah, Louisiana
Oh get fucked then.
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For dessert creme brulee is super easy and always impresses people. Do you own a torch? You can get one for like $20 at a hardware store.
It's basically just eggs, cream, vanilla, and sugar with a crunchy melted sugar top like a hard candy shell. It's fucking delicious. Easy to make, you just need to make it ahead of time and have it cooling in the fridge.
When she thinks dinner is over you pull out the creme brulee that has been cooling in the fridge, pour the sugar on top, whip out the blow torch, make the hard candy top in front of her with fire, and serve it.
Then prepare to get your dick sucked.
Oh god tinder, fucking you don't need to impress these women unless you have a decent sized dick
Heh, cock.
Oh and while we're at it have fun with your distance relationship.
I hope she leaves you.
that looks delicious nigga thanks
Now that's a real education fuck books
>being this salty
I have an asian girlfriend.
She should be cooking for you
how did you attract her user?
I'm the same user who posted the creme brulee
Pork chops are a nice cheap alternative to steaks. And they can be better if prepared properly in my opinion.
I use this spice rub.
bbqpitboys.com
It has some sugar in it so it melts on the surface and makes a nice camelized coating. The paprika give the meat great color.
I should mention I cook this over a grill. But if you don't have a BBQ grill you can sear it quickly on high heat on both sides, then toss it in an oven to bake until cooked.
That works well with steaks too. If you pan sear the meat before baking it kind of cauterizes the surface of the meat and keeps all the juices inside. It will stay really moist when baking.
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And for a side I like adamame cranberry and feta salad
loveandzest.com
Or a quinoa salad with cranberries
allrecipes.com
pic is of the quinoa salad
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bumping with hot asians
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Her tit's look fake. I like it better when they're natural and small.
Fuck, the cleats part got me
I had a lot of success with a scratch made japanese style ramen. Noodles and all from scratch. If you're looking for not Asian food then I'm making barbecue chicken, with garlic and chive red potato mashed potatoes. Starting with a vegan scallop wrapped in bacon with a carrot ginger caviar topping as an appetizer. I'm pretty excited to fuck around with the food chemistry for the the carrot ginger caviar
Meth
thanks hisenbarg
her dog