What's your favorite Plinkett quote?

What's your favorite Plinkett quote?

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>Plinkett: With these fucking Star Wars prequels, I'm always forced to go back to Screenwriting 101, and a big four-letter word that comes to mind: FUCK. No, I'm just kidding. The word is CRAP. No, I'm just kidding. The word is SHIT. I'm just kidding. The word is PISS. I'm just kidding. The word is POOP. I'm just kidding. The word is GARBAGE. Naw, I'm just kidding, the word is TONE!

monster mash graveyard smash

>The only kid who talks in this movies dies.

>And they all die.

>These are positive changes.

Stop wasting my time.

The entire sequence

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i was drinking when that came on and, cliche as it is to say, i sprayed out a mouthful

Isn't there a line where he calls something "retarded-ass?" I seem to remember that but can't find it anywhere

HE'S A FUCKING GHOST

Browns and beige
And mother of pearl

Earth tones people, Earth tones!

overlong and relies too heavily on the 'novelty' of 'bad' words

>mfw I can't even think of one

guess it's time to get drunk and watch youtube videos of a complaining fat man

The humor is in the repetition and the repeating Yoda face gif

this is the correct answer

>creepy sex looks

It's like a bad family guy gag that doesn't know when to quit

Because little Indian children are sexy

SO LONG, SAMUEL

>the entire bit where she's explaining her dream guy

>"We even broke a new grounds by having the first homosexual in StarWars."

Oh gosh
I hope he had a stunt double for that

>"What this scene reminds me of is a middle aged man who has a small penis and buys a red Lamborghini to compensate.
This entire scene is the films version of compensating for a lack of story and ability to connect to the audience on an emotional level.
Now I ain't saying Lucas has a tiny penis don't misinterpret what I'm saying this is an analgy."
>"Has anyone seen the keys to my red Lamborghini?

>59 minutes

>Oh.

What's your least favourite Plinkett moment?

For me when he cums on the Olsen twins for five minutes, that's why I can never rewatch Copout

Also the whole Nadine's revenge subplot

Does anyone have the release order of the Plinkett reviews? I know it's the TNG Movies, Phantom Menace, but then I forget where the little movies come in.

It would be called FUCK OFF GHOST

>STOP TALKING IN MY EAR

Earth tones people, Browns and beiges

Who fucking directed this movie-

...Ohhhh

>mmm I like to fuck my cat

>So Anakin kneels before monster mash and pledges his loyalty to the graveyard smash.

What's wrong with your face?

ANSWER ME THING IN THE MOUTH FACE

>Wheeere is the...
>It's right here. [shows video box for Black Monster Dicks #2]
>WHAAAAAAAT?!!?
>It's on my webzone right now redledddermedian.con...
>I WAS NOT GOING TO ASK FOR A REVIEW ON THAT!!!
>I have forseen it though.
>Only I can do that.

Will we ever get the titanic review back?

Sadly, no. According to Mike on the pre rec stream, Jessi got it in the divorce.