Guess the riddle and ask new one

Guess the riddle and ask new one.

What is that was given to you, belongs to you, yet others use more than you do?

Your name

forward i am heavy. backward i am not.
what am i?

I have a house and all four walls face south. What color is the bear that is walking outside the house?

a ton
white

stop posting easy ones ffs

The word "ton"

If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, three legs in the evening, and no legs at night?

A person
Child crawls on 4 legs
Man walks on 2 legs
Old man has 2 legs and a cane
Then ded

Human trough his life

My anus! Bud-dum, tsss.

A seven letter word.

Rich people dont have it
Poor people do
If you eat it you'll die
It's greater than god

OP Here, glad they are easy for ya mate. Here is one i got stuck a little.

Until I am measured
I am not known
Yet how you miss me
When I have flown
What am I?

My penis

Time, cmon this is easy

Paradox

Three fifths in a tree. What am I?

Nothing

I can run but not walk.
Wherever i go, though follows close behind.

Water

not a riddle

What is black and white and read all over?

What can you put into a wooden container to make it lighter

If a Book Store Runs Out Of A Certain Book Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It

No, he's lying. Only some chickens are liars, and he's one of them.

Nope, wanna have a second try?

Newspaper

robin ho

Toilet

a hole

My shoes

Nose

Yes sir

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

My dick!

I'm only kidding, no one but me uses my dick...

Regard fag here. Explain the white bear?

Skunk?

Protagoras agreed to instruct a poor young man, Euthalos (from a working-class family) in law and rhetoric free of charge on the condition that he would pay the Sophist’s fee in full if, and only if, he won his first court case. Once Euthalos had completed his course of study with Protagoras he assiduously avoided taking any cases at all. Protagoras, finally out of patience with the young man, took him to court for payment and argued thusly: “ If I win this case, Euthalos will have to pay me what he owes me. If I do not win this case then Euthalos will still have to pay me because, under our agreement, he will then have won his first court case. Therefore, no matter what the outcome, Euthalos will have to pay me.” Euthalos, however, contested this claim, stating, “If I win this case I will not have to pay Protagoras, as the court has declared his case invalid. If I do not win this case I still do not have to pay as I will then have not won my first court case. Therefore, no matter what, I do not have to pay.”

What happens next Sup Forums ?

North Pole

my wife

North pole, igloo is round so all walls point south, polar bear

A nigger with cum on her face

>given to you
>my wife

How's it going Abdul ?

At t exact north pole if u were to put a house there... Every side would be south. There are only be white polar bears at the north pole

>The answer is B
>The answer is always B

An open face oreo

Ahhh I see thanks

pretty bad, people use my wife more than i do

KEK

A hole.

Your name.

Technically there fur is translucent but I got ya nigger thanks

It's probably the last all-white neighborhood on Earth!

For some reason, I feel as if he must still pay. I'm reluctant to elaborate on why, partially because I see the two forms of reasoning.

I like this, but I don't think I even believe I know the answer yet. I guess I actually have to break out the tables for this one...

Does this require getting into the nature of the laws, whether it be natural, or...

Eutholos wins making the case invalid as the intractability not enforceable

This is written wrong. The guy agrees for it to be free if the student wins his first case, then the same guy says in court that if the student wins his first case he has to pay him.

And the bear itself is actually black with white fur.

Nope it's our society

Contract not enforceable*

those damn nig bears movin in on white land

You do strange things with your open face oreos then

Ha nice

wrong: its chicken not chickens

How do you get 10 babies in a bucket?
And how would you get them out of said bucket?

The case gets dismissed before the actual trial because the judge would see there was never an agreement that the student would have to practice law involving actual cases. (He can teach law instead like the loser who taught him in the first place. )

>I took an English class in highschool.
Thanks Mr Sphinx

Liquefy them in a blender

Pour them out into the toilet

Draw a large square and write "Bucket" under it.

Place 10 babies inside the square.

Remove them from the square.

And let's keep itthat way

1 have 5 legs
3 arms
I dont like tobbacco,
But I smoke cigars.

Your wife will hate me
Your lover not so much
But if you abandon me
Im soft to the touch

Your lips, Your veins
All will consume me
But if I am wet
You surely have doomed me

What am I?

I* have 5 legs

Cocaine?