Ask a youth pastor anything. I will try to answer all comments

Ask a youth pastor anything. I will try to answer all comments.

why i always lose on town of salem?

How many children?

How many kids have you touched?

What's a youth pastor exactly? Will you ever become a real pastor?

do you ever throw parties in the chapel

I don't understand

How much CP do you have on your computer, and why are you in 701?

I'm assuming these are essentially the same question. I've never innapripriately touched a child nor do I have any desire to.

What makes you think god exists?

It's a pastor who served under the authority of a head pastor and teaches and disciples the teenagers in the church. I doubt I will be a head pastor it's not really my thing.

Yes for the kids sometimes

None.

Did you know the real significance of the cross and the church steeple on top of most Christian churches? Hint: The cross actually has nothing to do with Christ, and the steeple was not originally intended as a bell tower.

You state what you believe, OP; and I'll tell you what I know about it (no Googling allowed--I want to see how much you know about the symbols used in your faith).

AS LONG AS I HAVE TEETH I WILL BITE YOU.

AS LONG AS I HAVE GUMS I WILL GUM YOU.

A combination of logical arguments in favor of a creator of the universe and the validity of Jesus' claims in addition to my own personal experiences with God.

You are going to regret your poor decisions and will go to hell, because you disobeyed Allah instead of blowing yourself up in a crowd.

How long have you been on Sup Forums, and how have you not become corrupted?

I actually don't know the significance of the steeple. As for the cross, I believe it to be a symbol of the sacrificial death of Jesus on the Roman execution device, which was a cross.

It's possible, but I feel it's highly unlikely.

What's your opinion of the Mormons? Are they a bunch of faggots trying to steal yer money?

I've been on and off Sup Forums for 7 years or so. I'm not perfect or incorruptible. I struggle with pornography and lust just like any other man. There are times when I keep it under control and times when I fall.

Well as people I like Mormons. I've only met a few but the ones I have I've really respected. They tend to have a genuine faith and a sense of urgency to share that with others, which is great. As a belief system, however, it's false and close to being a cult in my mind.

>head pastor
Is that a pastor who receives head from young boys?

If you found someone worshipping Satan and follwing the Kodex' of the Satanic Bible, how would you react?

No. No it's not.

A creator could be there, but considering the endless possibilities due the age and size of the universe and our own insignificance in it, doesn't it seem rather unlikely to you, that a god or religion would cater so much to our various needs and wishes? Of course religion does explain that (choosen ones, created from his image and so on), but the fact, that several of them exist and flourished as soon as humans had the infrastructure for it to thrive, seems rather unlikely. I think it even seems selfish, when you really look at the size of the universe. We are so tiny, our minds do not even have the capacity to imagine how tiny we really are.

That's my reason for not believing. I know a few religions (obviously the big 5), but every additional one seems just as likely as the one we were raised with, two of the other big ones are almost exactly identical. Would be interested to hear how a religious person thinks about that.

If God is all-knowing and all-powerful why would he create us knowing that our actions would lead us to either heaven or hell?

I mean I would really react so much as share with them what I believe and invite them to share what they believe. I think forming a relationship with someone should precede telling them what they are doing is wrong.

How many women have you fucked so far?

what kind of stuf do you do at these partys ;)

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I think you guys are confusing pastors with priests.

Very good topic. I agree that there's a tendency to feel silly assuming a God that created such a huge universe would put so much focus on us. I think of it like this: if a truly all powerful being created the earth, he could choose to make the entire universe relatively small or relatively huge. Making it bigger isn't exactly any harder. The reason for making a huge universe could be that he wanted us to have an idea of who he was by observing what he was capable of.

I have an alternate theory as well. At the time of creation it was intended that we would not die but live in the paradise created for us for eternity. Obviously there's logistical issues there with the limited size of the earth... but lo and behold we find ourselves in a HUGE and infinitely expanding universe. I find it reasonable that humankind was intended to populate the entire expanse of the universe... forever. We also would be much much smarter if no one ever died and sin had not entered the world.

One. She's my wife now.

I'm not sure. It's a good question and I've thought a lot about it. I'm just not sure.

Kid stuff. Video games, music, party games, dodgeball, etc.

Truth or Dare too?

How many times a day you masturbate?

Not really no

I don't often need to because I have sex with my wife regularly but I still do masturbate maybe once a week

How many children do you have?

The serpent nigga, Lucifer

2. A 3 year old boy and a 1 year old girl.

What would you feel if someone killed your children for fun? Like, hunting season kind of stuff. Who would you blame? Would you be angry?

First of all, just how much do you believe? Do you take every word in the bible for good words?

Why would you believe in such bullshit?

How many little boys do you plan on molesting?

Can God create a stone he cannot lift?

I would feel fairly angry and upset of course. I would blame whoever did it but I also understand that apart from Christ humankind is hopelessly evil. We live in a fallen world and I know tragedies occur. I also know that my children would be safe in Gods arms if something happened to them.

Good point. Except I don't believe the sin-part and would think of it more as future generations will live longer (forever somday?), have advanced technology and might use more space. Except the universe is still to large for that, because it is expanding faster than travel is physically possible, so we (or any matter) can never reach the end of it.

What do you say to the problem that there are so many religions and all of them seemed to be designed to be likened by humans? I would think a religion we do not like would be just as likely to be true, except it would not be known, because nobody would share it. This is the hard part to argue about, because at this point nobody can prove anything and it comes down to believing.

No he can't. That's logically implausible.

Why would he? They are not and the bible does not claim otherwise.

I believe the bible is gods word if that's what you mean. I believe it's all truth although I do recognize that it was not all meant to be taken literally.

So he can't create everything and therefore isn't as powerfull as the bible claims.

Then what makes him omnipotent?

It just makes sense to me Sup Forumsro

did u read the bible
it states that u are must pray at home only

You really shouldn't take the bible as god's word. It may be describing all the things god said and wants, but it was still written by a man. By many men actually. Therefore it has to contain a bunch of mistakes, maybe even crucial ones.

> Logical arguments
> existence of god

Pick one

None. My wife is fine for me and I'm not gay or a pedophile.

Okay. What do you mean when you say that you belive it's all true, but not to be taken litteraly? I mean, Adam and Eve for example. Were they the first persons here on earth, did they in fact exist?

That's what they all say

next thing you know you'll be 4 inches deep into some boy ass

Thomas Aquinas offered logical proofs of God centuries ago.

Disprove them, and become famous.

Otherwise, grow up, fedora faggot.

lol where does the bible say he can create a rock he can't lift? That isn't a thing that can be created it's an idea. Like a married bachelor. The bible doesn't say anything about God defying the rules of logic. In fact God gave us logic to be able to figure these things out.

Is that the church from the November rain video?

Quote the verse in context

You lie

A core tenant of Christianity is the belief that God has preserved his word and protected it from the errors of man. If he thought so much as to give it in the first place wouldn't he have thought to preserve it?

> The trips of truth.
Do you think god consciously gave them to you in order to prove your point?

Well the Bible does say the Jesus brought a man back from the dead, cured a leper with his bare hands, the Red Sea parted for Moses etc. etc. In addition, there are multiples times throughout human history where the Church has attempted to hinder the progress of science and social development. That seems to be a bit contradictory.

So you are a heretic

hey OP, fellow christfag here. Just wondering what you think about the catholic church, not the regular folks who attend but the heirarchy of the church and the praying to saints

jesus christ dude what the fuck

If you watch trap porn does that count as a double sin or just one under the general umbrella of thou shalt not fap?

Is that the church from guns n roses November Rain?

Yea I get what you're saying. Actually I find Christianity to be pretty anti- what we would like. What I mean is for one thing the Jews wanted their savior to be a political leader who would defeat the Romans. I think of Christianity had been fabricated it would be a lot more um... heroic I guess. Jesus died shamed and beaten and bleeding on a cross. His message was about denying our fleshly "wants" and being obedient to a higher power. If I were creating a religion it would be nothing like any of that, honestly.

How much can jesus gench ?

Have you ever fucked a child or were you fucked as a child?

Bench*

You seem onto something OP. I have some questions.

are there any forums I can go to where I can ask questions and not get answers you would expect from crazy funds?

I was baptized as a catholic baby but am a Christian now. Do I have to get baptized again?

What do you believe gives Christianity validity over Judaism and islam?

Why does the bible say contradicting things sometimes? is it just the context somethings are taken in?

I believe they did exist. It seems that Jesus believed that as well. What I mean by not taken literally is there's a lot of different types of writing in there. Some of it is descriptive prose which seems to be intended to be literal accounts of events, and some of it is obviously poetry which is figurative.

Would you kill a black man because niggers have no rights?

will the jesus chatline be brought back?

What denomination?

What's the flavor of young boys' dicks?

one more question. same user

I remember hearing a while ago that time passes differently to God. Is it possible that the 7 days in genesis that it took God to create everything actually took the billions of years that it did for earth to become what we know it?

how many churchkids have you fucked?

No it was a simple steak in the ground. Look it up

fall = cp, right?

way underrated post

The audience were people oppressed by the Romans. But even today, everybody cheers for the underdog.

But I am meant something entirely different: Why not a rabbit, who wants to be hated by us and wants us to act edgy on Sup Forums. Or why concepts why understand at all, why not something sub-atomic or beyond our senses. I would even argue sub-atomic is the most realistic thing, because quantum-state is a place where there is still room for a god to act, at least for now. Of course I am not saying that it is not the Christian god acting there, just laying out how I think about all this.

Thanks for the nice discussion, have a nice day, Sup Forumsro.

I mean those are miracles that break the laws of physics, which God created. He can do that. He didn't create the laws of logic, they just exist by necessity. He can't break those... not because he isn't "powerful enough" but because it just isn't possible.

can't keep those kiddies out of your mind, huh?

No I don't think so. Why would I be?

why do priests preach one thing and then suck little boys dicks?

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yummy

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Because you are married and thus not catholic