Glorious China men diversify their winnings

>glorious China men diversify their winnings
>corrupt drug cheat ameriswims bribe IPC to Pam rigged swimming events

When will we finally BAN swimming? If God meant us to swim we would be born with gills and its basically illegal and immoral

remove all the swimming events that aren't freestyle there we go sorted

What is your favorite way to eat fresh

You think thats bad? Wait for track and field

>mfw a euroswim drowned near me

juiced nigs

Swimming is all that separates us from the niggers

Why are the Brits so fucking assblasted about the usa doing well? Literally 5 threads now

Publix all day senpai

[Euro rage intensifies]

Bongistanis can't handle the bantz or the medalz. They're still salty about the Revolution for fuck sakes lol

When does gloirous Chinaman Lu Xiaojun lift weights?

It's just the same guy posting all the threads

>force IOC to shove a gorilion swimming events because USA is the best at it
>WE DA BES AT OLYMPICS

ISn't that when the Caribbeans sweep all the medals?

>force

Swimming proves to be one of the more competitive events every Olympics. I'm pretty sure the IOC likes all the attention it gets.

>0-0
>Iraq

We just need the other sports to immitate all the medal padding swimming does.

Imagine all the new categories we could have, backwards football, sideways football, football on a 50m long field, football on a 100m long field, etc

If only there was a gold medal for mass shootings

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all memes aside
why are there so many swimming events?

>more silvers and bronze for us

FUCK

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Because americans wouldn't win shit otherwise.

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what about the 1500m truck obstacle course?

AND THE ROCKET'S RED GLARE

USA not in first
>HAHAHA RICHEST COUNTRY LOSING TO POORS
USA in first
>PER CAPITA
>BAN SWIMMING
>BLACKS
>DOPING
>MASS SHOOTINGS

THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR

WE WUZ PER CAPITA

GAVE DUBS THROUGH THE NIGHT

GAVE PROOF THROUGH THE NIGHT

>this pic

USA ia fraud.

THAT OUR TRIPS WERE STILL THERE

they should move swimming to winter olympics or something to see what happens

he's up next

OH SAY DOES THAT BIG DIGIT YET GET

I thought the weightlifting was like 10 hours from now?

Didn't you get your one and only gold in swimming ?

Phelps doesn't even dope. He even chose to join a program that drug tests him like 100 times per year to BTFO all the people who thought he doped.

I’m Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss, and in 23 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what is gonna come through that door.

>a drug testing organization not busting a sporting legend that gives them good PR

No way

He's like Bolt. He's a genetic freak.