What the hell is with people "eating ass"? It's fucking disgusting

What the hell is with people "eating ass"? It's fucking disgusting.

It's hot

eating ass is obviously too alpha for you. have a sit in the corner beta cuck

ok.

It's not people. It's Niggers, essentially.

>Not licking a woman from asshole to clit

Basically, you're gay.

feels good for your woman when you do it right.

Grow up.

aaaand
>/thread

Disgusting in what way? Do you think everyone drills their tongue deep like it was king arthur's sword?

Then you would be right, you beta fag.

Another homosexual sex act entering mainstream.

Yeah what's the problem fag? Keep it clean it's all good.

>But they shit from there.
Yeah but pussy is delicious and way worse shit comes out of that.

so don't do it. no need to whine about here like a little bitch. :)

Lol wat kind of cuck doesn't eat ass. Waste of dubs smh

hear the another gay here

My fantasy involves having Brooke Wells sitting on my face for a whole day after finishing the crossfit games and basically pissing and shitting as needed. Look at that fucking ass, jesus h.

If you eat ass you are a faggot.

Is this post a millennial version of the fucking cucks who don't eat pussy?

OP, you don't eat a girl's ass then you're a fucking faggot doublenigger. Enjoy never getting laid.

You are missing out faggot

>mfw "people" under the age of 25 pretend to have valid opinions on sex

I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation.

ODB

what a sound argument

...

Says the person never gotten their ass eaten

>from asshole to clit
don't... eat her cunt, then eat her ass. Going ass to cunt will ensure her a nice case of infection from e-coli.

No, you are in fact the faggot. A guy who won't blow a girl's mind with a tonguepunch of the fartbox is a 100% legit FAGGOT. Also kys

>Yeah but pussy is delicious and way worse shit comes out of that.
for example?

>Licking where she shits from makes you alpha

How does it taste never been ass to mouth or the other way around a girl wanted to give me a rimjob once but was like I don`t know.

>Do you think everyone drills their tongue deep like it was king arthur's sword?
I do. It's hot.

kek,this guy and his dirty slutproblems

there it is, case closed bitch

>Another homosexual sex act entering mainstream
oh right, like... sucking dick? Getting a blowjob from a chick i like, so gay.

Blood, puss, all other kinds of nasty period stuff.

>ass to pussy

You dumbass. You'll give her an infection.

hgh gut

google vaginal discharge

>Licking a girl's shithole
>Alpha

now that's what I call autism . jpeg

>what are cervical mucus and period clots?
>idiots like OP
>so much yeast
>fibroids
>crotchfruits
>jollyranchers

>If you eat ass you are a faggot.
how the fuck can performing a sexual act, on a woman be considered homosexual?

you're clinically retarded dude.

still not worse then poo

also check em

Take it easy on him. He's just a cowardly, effeminate little kid who is afraid of things he considers icky.

>not licking a girl's tight little balloon knot
>no u autism kekek.jpg maymays

Get a load of this beta virgin faggot

>mfw a 25yo already has at least 10 years experience these days
>mfw peak physical condition
>Mfw hormones

I always eat out my girlfriend's ass, she loves it. Lies down on her front and wiggles her ass up in the air to signal me she wants it. Thankfully she's small (4'11, 90lbs) so she doesn't sweat too much and she's always really clean

Ate my exs ass out after we hiked for like 17 miles, it was sweaty, swampy, and delicious

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SAID YOU DOUBLE RETARD

>yfw
>image.jpg
>yfw a retarded literal homosexual with an iPhaggot device

>dirty slutproblems
wat

Literally why? It's filthy, subservient, and not pleasurable at all for the man

Not if she is cleaned up. Also, I am not going to thrust my tongue in her shithole and in her pussy. I don't do that shit faggot.

No dubs, no truth.
Are you assuming girls wipe as poorly as you neckbeards or are you so dumb that you think shit waits an eighth of an inch from the butthole 24/7?

I knew US education sucked but wowwww

>worse then poo
>then poo
>then
>poo
you're 12, gtfo of here.

Im willing to bet four of my fuckgirls that ive had more sex then you. And im 22. 2350-ish girls and counting. Tindergirl comming over in a few hours.

yeah shit is another level you can get fucking fucked up infections from that

For me, the desire is like seeing a pair of bit tits, you wanna get your face in there and go to town. same with hot ass, I see it and wanna get my face deep between the cheeks and just eat.

It tastes like skin and a tiny hint of sweat.

I personally have a huge butthole fetish so i love eating ass/assplay

Licking inside the pussy tastes way worse than licking an asshole.


Getting your ass licked is top tier pleasure too.

Pretty much just clean yourself and practice superb hygiene. IE shave your asshole and practice a good diet/wipe your ass clean all the time everytime, only do ass to mouth stuff after a shower w/ thorough soap cleaning on/in your/her butthole. You can take it a step further and do an enema but as long as your shits are healthy and not wet/diarrhea which leaves traces of shit in your lower colon then cleaning out your asshole with a soapy finger and some patience is more than enough.

TL;DR
Don't be a disgusting person, enjoy benefits of ass play

>making girls moan with pleasure and beg for more is so beta kek cuck hurr durr derp

this board is 18+ only. mods plz ban OP

agreed.
it's like kissing a nigger

Judging by the way you type, the majority of them were black or from a trailer park.

Cute story though, lanky virgin.

In this post we see the real fear of a beta cuck

>it's subservient

M8 I don't fuck or go down like a lil' bitch, there's zero subservient about blasting a girl's asshole to the moon then pounding it. Lrn2fuck beta.

>not pleasurable for the man
You're so wrong, holy shit.

I find it really hot, I always fap into my gf's mouth while eating out her ass

you're right.. but I kinda think he's also severely cognitively challenged.

>mfw ad hominem is the only card you have left to play

well iv`e stuck my tongue in a pussy before so it doesn`t sound that bad anymore.

A woman's asshole is one of the best smells. Musky heaven

Ass eater here and I gotta say that yuz nastyyy!

I agree
Also this, yes niggers
Basically you're a faggot. The anus has nothing to do with female pleasure, any kind of butt stuff is just a sign that deep down the guy doing butt stuff to a woman is gay

>not pleasurable at all for the man
oh look guys, a real man. He's the man, a manly men's man.

a genuine faggot.

>eating pussy
>ever

I used to have an affair with an engaged coworker. After work we would fuck (and I would cum inside her each time). She would go home to her fiancé who would cluelessly sometimes initiate sex. He would kiss the lips that were wrapped around another mans cock just 30 minutes earlier, go down on her after I would cum inside her, etc. He was one of those types of guys who didn't have a good technique of using his dick and it was pretty small anyway so he had to "compensate" were my coworkers words but she didn't even like it.

Eating pussy is for betas or just straight up nasty faggots.

>not pleasurable...

Wrong. It gets me 100% diamonds then I have loosened/lubed it ready for the dicking. Honestly, you sound young, you'll learn one day.

...

I wish my girlfriend was into it, there's no pleasure in the anus for women, they don't even have a prostate there to stimulate. So no, eating her ass doesn't really do anything for her.

>I don't do that shit faggot.
right on bro fag that's some real shit right there faggot fag fuckfart faggot

...

>the anus has nothing to do with female pleasure
I almost feel bad for you

>eating pussy is for faggots

Actual autism/10

Here's the attention daddy never gave you.

(You)

>my fuckgirls

>there's no pleasure in the anus for women

lol

>2350-ish girls and counting

My girl can cum from assplay, nippleplay and a bunch of different non-clit related ways. Get a new gf with better orgasmic response.

Shit, I read that in Robert Downey Jr.'s voice

Either you're lying as per usual
Or you have stage 8 terminal Herpaids

>dealing with that many women
We know you're full of shit, no matter how much of a vapid fag you could be, no one can stand that much of a constant annoyance.

>there's no pleasure in the anus for women
the fuck are you, some kind of twat?

>"eating ass"
>It's fucking disgusting.
>some people do it

Then don't do it. Don't get into longterm relationships with anyone who does, where you might be expected to do it, and/or have it done to you. Problem solved.

>it's like kissing a nigger
so you've kissed a nigger who just ate a poop.

.. you're into some weird shit, user.

That faggot didn't even eat ass. I'm more of a man than he ever was

>terrified others will notice i'm gay: the movie
>what if i'm a fag 2: electric cockaloo
>MUST NOT EVER LIKE A BUTT IN CASE MY INNER FAG ESCAPES MY FRITZL BASEMENT OF DENIAL

Y SO INSECURE FAG???? :^)

What do you even mean assplay is not pleasurable? I get it in my behind all the time.

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>The anus has nothing to do with female pleasure

how can anyone not eat ass?

Women sucked dick before men

Easily Influenced By Niggers. Thats why

>Eating pussy is for faggots
then go eat a dick, macho man.

Cool story bro. Can your hand really be called your co-worker?

Closeted homosexuals afraid of being outed